Vincent: So, you want to know about us Turks, do you? Well.... You shouldn't be asking me. That was a long time ago. Things have probably changed. Ask Reno. He will probably be of more help than me.

Reno:Hehehehe! *Hic* Come back here, Elena! I wanna be with you! (dances around drunkenly)

Vincent: Ok.... Tseng? Would you care to do the honors?

Tseng: .... I am dead....

Vincent: ....Elena?

Elena: (runs from Reno) Sorry, Vince... Kinda busy!

Vincent: Ehe.... Rude?

Rude: Yes, sir?

Vincent: Could you tell our guests here about the Turks?

Rude: .... I am not.... that good.... with speeches....

Vincent: I understand.

Rufus: (walks through the door) I can explain.

Vincent: OK, then, Sir. Please do.

Rufus: I WILL then. (turns to face the people) You see these morons? They work for me. They do all my dirty work, such as killing, taking hostages, fixing my reactors, and eliminating the opposing companies. Well, that is just about it for the Turks. (Turns to face the door)

Vincent: Excuse me, Sir. That probably wasn't what they were expecting.

Rufus: (does the Hair Flick Thingy (TM)) So, that is the extent of your jobs is it not?

Vincent: This is true....

Rufus: Then I am leaving.

Cass: No! WAIT! I LOVE you! (chases Rufus out the door)

Vincent: Ok....

Back to sleep in the darkness of the night.