You Know You Love Xellos Too Much When...

1. You get mad when your friends call someone a fruitcake- like it's a bad thing.

2. You respond to every annoying/revealing question with "Sore wa himitsu desu" even if you can't pronouce it.

3. Your friends hate you and beat you up all the time.

4. You like it.

5. And you can beat them ALL up without trying

6. A smile is your "default" expression.

7. Your favorite song is "Put a Smile on your Face" (or whatever it's called) by Vitamin C.

8. You always say stuff like, "Oh, Dear!" or "Oh, my!" or "My, my!"

9. Manipulating people is not only your job, it's your hobby.

10. Your friends all know who Xellos is, even though they've never seen the Slayers.(or like anime, for that matter)

11. You start tricking your friends to get to your enemies.

12. You have mastered the Xellos finger wiggle that is usually associeted with "Sore wa Himitsu Desu!" Submitted by dahlinglumu@aol.com

13. When your friends are troubled you respond to them with "Come on let's go! zettai Daijobu, Are you ok? Kitto Daijobu!" Submitted by dahlinglumu@aol.com

14. When you open your eyes, you scare everyone Submitted by dahlinglumu@aol.com

15. YKYLXTMW your smiling without a reason (and make people wonder why you look so happy!!)" Submitted by: creature_in_the_dark@yahoo.com

16. When you have a homemade doll of Xellos, or a vodoo doll of Filia...............Submitted by DisturbedMind114@cs.com

17. You chopped your long long hair off and died it purple. :p Sumitted by XelosMet@aol.com

18. You have a Xelloss cape, not for cosplay..no no, you wear it to school. Sumitted by XelosMet@aol.com

19. You convice a friend to make "Sore wa himistu desu" his senior quote :p Sumitted by XelosMet@aol.com

20. You joke with your friends about "saving yourselves for Xelloss" O.o Sumitted by XelosMet@aol.com

21. At any point in your life Xelloss was your imagionary friend Sumitted by XelosMet@aol.com

22. Akira Ishida is your only god. You want to see David Moo killed :p Sumitted by XelosMet@aol.com

23. You have scribbles of Xellos all over your school books! Submitted by: creature_in_the_dark@yahoo.com

24. You write song fics about him every time you hear a song including words like secrets, lies and/or lying!! Submitted by: creature_in_the_dark@yahoo.com

25. You start to look for a purple pen to draw Xellos's hair on guys in magazines!! Submitted by: creature_in_the_dark@yahoo.com

26. You read lists like this one... Submitted by: creature_in_the_dark@yahoo.com

27. You're sending in more stuff to lists like this one! Submitted by: creature_in_the_dark@yahoo.com

28. You now have a weird obsession for geometry (hey, his astral form IS a cone ya know!) Submitted by: tricker87@yahoo.com

29. You have dreams where your about to get killed by Gaav or Phibrizzo or some one else in Slayers who's evil, and Xelloss suddenly appears and rescues you, takes you away to a beautiful land, and gently asks if your alright and apologizes for not being there to rescue you sooner.Submitted by: tricker87@yahoo.com

30. You didn't do your homework, and when your teacher yells at you for it and threatens you with a weeks detention, then demands where your homework is, you just give her a smile and respond "sore wa himitsu desu..."Submitted by: tricker87@yahoo.com

31. You're obsessed with every thing about XELLOSS! tricker87@yahoo.com

32. You have Xellos as a top 10 member of your Anime Bishnonen Harem that belongs to the Elfin Immortals Earth Goddess, Shade, and Sun Goddess, Flare! (I do!! He's Slave #6!)rebekah@dtbaker.com

33. Someone asks you any question and you respond Now that's a screat! PURRSIACEE@aol.com

34. You start to become as an annoyance to your friends. PURRSIACEE@aol.com

35. You go to every Xellos sites on the web. PURRSIACEE@aol.com

36. You try to find chats rooms dealing with Xellos. PURRSIACEE@aol.com

37. You make up your own slayers char. and make her go with Xellos. PURRSIACEE@aol.com

38. One of your water gun fighting plans is call Xellos and you walk up to the other person or team and smile like Xellos and say now that's a screat then run off. ( My friends and I really did this onfiltered= ^ ^ = ) PURRSIACEE@aol.com

39. You make your own Xellos costume PURRSIACEE@aol.com

40. You draw pics of Xellos PURRSIACEE@aol.com

41. You print pics of Xellos and put them up all over your room PURRSIACEE@aol.com

42. You have one of your friends dress like Xellos PURRSIACEE@aol.com

43. Your nick name at school is Xellos PURRSIACEE@aol.com

44. You paint big Xellos eyes on your hooters and make your bellybutton into his smile and run around your school screaming, "THAT IS A SECRET! THAT IS A SERCRET!" While running up to your gay ass principal for a good butt hump hump hump. This was from me, Whitney...sorry.

45. You only hang out with your friends because they some times have the same goals as you do. soisauce@pacbell.net

46. You start walking around with your eyes closed. soisauce@pacbell.net

47. You give up trying to draw him 'cause you just can't do Xellos justice. book.lover@verizon.net

48. You make up your own slayers character that is either based off of or a very close relative of Xellos aimyers@ix.netcom.com

49. "sore wa himitsu desu!" aimyers@ix.netcom.com

50. You devote several notebooks to Xellos and make everyone yu know and don't know sign a "Xellos Worshiper" petition. Skateboard_Grl@hotmail.com

51. You convince your boyfriend to practice mimicing Xello's voice and you make him memorize quotes. ukchanak@yahoo.com

52. Whenever you're bored, you say, "how dull" very drolly. ukchanak@yahoo.com

Got more? e-mail them to me! I'll give ya credit!

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