*"Been sitting here, have another beer. I'm drunk but I want one anyway. I just don't care enough about you, so **** you anyway."
October 26, 2002
I updated. Happy birthday Slash. Hmm.. sleep is good. I really missed it. Also, beware the cheese nazis. They live in your freezer. Their revolution is at hand. We must arm ourselves and prepare for the worst.
-Jester
I'm REALLY sorry about that.
October 25, 2002
I updated. I'm so sorry about that, but school was killing me last week. I've updated you all. We have a couple new players. A bunch of people got contest money, and others got reward money for getting people to join. You all got 100 rupees because I suck at updating. Hopefully everything is back on track now. And as for the new people, say hi on the MB or something. Theif, we still really need that BC. If you need someone else to do it for you, just post for help on the MB. GT is really good at them (he's had a lot of practice), you may even want to consider asking him.
-Jester
"...You magnificant bastard."
October 18, 2002
I updated. Ganryo's battle is in a couple minutes. Drake, schedule yours, it is very important. There may not be an update tomorrow, due to me going out of state for an amusement park. Kings' Island, here I come!
-Jester
*"Do what I please, and I'll spread the disease, because I wanna."
October 17, 2002
I updated. Drake and Ganryo, please set up your times. The contest is in full swing. I'm outta here.
-Jester
*"Play me online and you know that I'll beat you. If I ever meet you, I'll control-alt-delete you."
October 16, 2002
I updated. Drake you have a BC to schedule. As does Ganryo. Please schedule them for seperate days that are not this Saturday, as I will be out. Death attacked William, but since William can't fight back (buy weapons people!) there is no need for a BC. I finished the contest. It should go up on the MB tonight or tomorrow. Thanks to the work of Haze and Drake, a lot more of the map is open. Kudos guys. Yesterday's quote was from SR71. The day before that was Blink 182. Good luck!
-Jester
*"She taught me how to trust, and to believe in us. Then she taught me how to cuss, that bitch its over"
October 15, 2002
I updated. Zhane was deleted due to inactivity. These contests are for you guys to earn quick easy money. Only one or 2 of you are taking advantage of them. Oh well. Real contest coming soon, I promise, time restraints are disagreeing with it however. Mask page got updated too. Congrats to Gary Coleman for finding (stealing) it.
-Jester
*"Einhorne's a man!"
October 14, 2002
I updated for 2 days. Roam quit. His quest was abandoned. Ganryo claimed it. There are 2 new quests available. We have 2 new characters. There are some surprises coming your way, and I am still working on that contest. Buenos nachos!
-Jester
*"Forgive our neighbor Bob, I think he humped the dog."
October 12, 2002
I updated. Death was the only one to answer the quote contest correctly. For those of you who don't know, the answer was Good Charlotte. Good luck on todays. Later.
-Jester
*"You can do anything, you can kill you're wife. There's no such thing as 25 to life, as long as you've got the cash to pay for Cochran."
October 11, 2002
I updated. Still working on the contest, be patient, its coming. In the meantime, I have made the new "I recognize htings, fill my wallet!" feauture of LoZ:A. Here's how it works. If you see an asterix (*) next to the title, and you can tell me who said it, or what band sings it, and you get 50 rupees. you can only do it once a day, and only the first 3 people who e-mail me get the rupees though. And you can't e-mail me the answer if I update again. Meaning you can only answer when the quote is on the most recent news post. Today is the first one. Catch you later.
-Jester
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Nothing Witty or Funny or Musical today.
October 9, 2002
I updated. I love you all. I also love Peach Cobbler,
-Jester
"And now you know that you can choose to lose the part of your heart deep inside where the inside's bruised."
October 8, 2002
I updated. Working on that contest I promised. And WARNING: start saving your rupees. By the end of the month I should have an arena ready. For those of you that don't know, read the rules. Its pricey, but I promise its worth it. Oh, and if you need to contact my on AIM, you can't. Don't call me, I'll call you. E-mail is still public and easy accessible (and checked like 50 times daily at that). One more thing: Zhane, think you are inactive. Unless you e-mail me by Friday, you are out.
-Jester
Speaking of Bush
October 7, 2002
I updated. Um.. Gary Coleman, you have a BC to schedule. I think thats it.
-Jester
Its cool, my back tires are still on the line.
October 6, 2002
I updated. And parked, but thats beside the point.
-Jester
Ganryo is scary when he's angry..
October 5, 2002
I updated. Ganryo kicked the giant tektite's tail. He also found a bunch of loot, including a fairy inside of its stomach. Its amazing what things will eat these days. I've had a lot of you complaining about lack of quests. The main reason for this is that the storyline hasn't progressed in weeks. For clues on what needs to be done, you can either talk to NPC's in your area, or just review the Storyline page.. I think its pretty clear where you need to go. Updates Skills/Spells Page, and Masks Page as well.
-Jester
*Cough!*
October 4, 2002
I updated. Ganryo's BC is in an hour. Now, I think I'm sick and I need some rest.
Muahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
October 3, 2002
I have my license now! Now not even the poor citizens of Michigan are safe! Be afraid. Oh, and I updated and archived the news.
-Jester
-Insert Witty Title Here-
October 2, 2002
Updated chars. Really sorry Ganryo. Thats it. Hasta la bye bye.
-Jester
"I wish my name was Dejesus."
October 1st, 2002
Updates chars. I cancelled the BC for Slash and Lork and Zhane. Zhane, you had no way to fight back, they killed you. Also, Slash turned on Lork, and killed him to. I'd do a BC for it, but basically he didn't stand a chance and I was really tired. So you guys have some free days to deal with. I'll archive the September news posts sometime soon. Um.. Ganryo, your BC will be tomorrow at 4:30 your time. If that is a problem, let me know. Now, if you all will excuse me, I have a divers test to study for, a DDR tournament to practice for, and a refridgerator full of food to consume.
-Jester
"People only make Techno because they aren't pretty enough to make real music."
September 30, 2002
I'm back, and really relaxed. Woo. BC tonight, 7 Central. Updated chars. Roam starts Ingo's quest tomorrow. Ganryo, you need to schedule a BC. Its good to be back. I'll catch you later.
-Jester
Darn you Coleman.. Darn you and your ruthless efficiency.
September 26, 2002
Another Big update. Stupid Gary Coleman and his efficient actions (just kidding man). He met an NPC, and had a quest presented to him. I would like to remind you all of Ingo's quest. He is wait impaciently for someone to do it. If its not started in a week, he'll do it himself. And that means his shop will be closed down for a while. Slash, your BC can;t be Monday at 6 because I will be eating dinner. I would recommend 8 Eastern, 7 Central (your time), 6 Mountain, 5 Pacific. Now, remember, no update until Monday. Sorry about this. I'll see you all then.
-Jester
Another Big Update
September 25, 2002
Big Update. Thanks to many people, a large portion of the map has been cleared away. Ingo has a new quest. Gary Coleman found Lake Hylia and the Ushi Ranch. Death killed William be default due to William's inactivity. Lork, Zhane and Slash have until I get home Sunday night to schedule their BC. This is a reminder, I will be out of town this weekend, so no update on Friday, Saturday, or Sunday. I will Quad Update on Monday. I am sorry for any inconvenience. Woo! Retreat, here I come.
-Jester
"Yes, I am a horrible person"
September 24, 2002
So Sorry about not updating for 4 days. I quad updated today. William, you have till I get home from school tomorrow to get a time to BC to me. If you don'tDeath wins be defau;t. Zhane was attacked by Lork and Slash. You guys need to schedule the chat. I'm serious, you people ar egetting bad about this. Fix it.
-Jester
"We've gotta hold on, to what we've got, it doesn't make a difference if we make it or not."
September 20, 2002
So.. Tornadoes everywhere here. Not joking, its like an end of days wrath of God kinda thing. I risked my computers life to update for you people! ( Like I wouldn't have got on it anyway :-) ) Its crazy here though. I updated chars. Death and William, schedule your battle chat. Quickly. Now, if you;ll excuse me, I have some phone calls to make to see if everyone is alive and stuff.
-Jester
The Bristish are coming! (I know I wrote Bristish, its not a typo)
September 19, 2002
Updated characters for 2 days. I added Roam's skill which I have been forgetting to do. Woo for skills. Sir William has been attacked by Death. Schedule a battle chat. Use the MB. Also, the MB is pretty dead. I'd liked to see that corrected. I'm not forcing you or anything, but I do kind of control giant scary monsters near all of you.
-Jester
"... And all I have to do is stalk the hobos with this camera?"
September 17, 2002
Updated. There will be no update tomorrow. There will however be 2 updates Thursday. My normal Thursday night thing has been moved to Wednesday this week due to homecoming events. Um.. That should be it. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have hobos to chase. Buenos Nachos!
-Jester
And it goes 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 and it goes 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 and it goes on and on and on. lets rock and roll, lets rock and roll, and it goes lets jump around, lets jump around, and it goes on and on and on and it goes on and on and on and on and it goes on and and on.
September 16, 2002
Wooo! Lets rock and roll! Umm... what happened today? Oh right! Gary Coleman killed Reigh Kwun. He got a spell. Demona and Reigh Kwun have both been deleted! Thats what happens when you're inactive folks. Remember that. Um.. I can't think of anything else. Oh, yes I can. If you have a number surounded by asterixes, like Death has *2* right now, that means you have that many days of free actions to do whatever you want with. Hasta la Taco!
-Jester
Avril Lavigne.. I'd hit it.
September 15, 2002
Another Big'un. Zhane quit and rejoined as a swordsman (he missed Char Switch Day). 2 new characters joined. Um.. Ingo finished his explosive device. Er.. I updated everyone... Um.. I think I'm forgetting something. Oh well, if I remember, I will edit this. Later!
-Jester
Big Update!
September 14, 2002
Wooo! Big Update! Storyline in the hizzy. Get up, get up, go on get busy. Character update. Um.. some of you are idle. others of you (Demona, Reigh Kwun) will be thrown out of the game on Monday unless you send me something saying you aren't inactive. Love Luck and Lollipops!
-Jester
And the updates are back on schedule...
September 13, 2002
I got us all caught up with a 4 day update. I still feel horrible but thats ok. I should have a contest up by next Friday. Death and Roam battled, Death won. Great battle though. Congrats to both. Death also changed to a water sage. I think thats it.
-Jester
Sorry
September 10, 11, 12, 2002
No update. Sorry. I'm not feeling great. I'll do a 4 day update on the 13th.
-Jester
Another Late Update
September 9, 2002
I updated. Slash killed a frog. yay for him. Roam attacked Death. You two need to schedule that. Now I'm tired and am going into a coma on my couch. Later.
-Jester
"My superpowers are broken!"
September 8, 2002
I updated. Jhon changed his name to Zhane. He also lost miserably to Wyrd. Nothing Death could have done would have stopped it, it was a slaughter. Slash's battle will be tonight. Um.. I need to reiiterate that no one but an archer can use a crossbow, no one but a swordsman can use a sword, no one but a Sheikah can use the stars or the whip, and no one but a sage can use a staff. Wyrd got a new skill yesterday. Still working on the first contest. Wednesday is "OMG WTF My Char Died Day!". If you want to change yoru character to a different class, just let me know by then. You can switch all of your items, rupees, raised stats and if you have a skill/spell you will get a new one. I'll probably only do this 2 or 3 times ever, so if you want to do it, now is your chance. Oh, and something attacked a Goron on Death Mountain.
-Jester
"With a little sweetness there for numbing me."
September 7, 2002
Woo! Update! And early at that. Ganryo finished his quest officially now. He received payment, and can get whatever Ingo is working on for free (when he finishes). Um.. Death and Wyrd need to schedule the battle with Jhon and Wyrd. Death, let me know some times that are good for you. Tomorrow is the game's first battlechat, and will also bring the start of the plot in. Everyone should wish Slash luck.. he'll need it. Also, Reigh Kwun and Demona, I consider you both inactive. If I don't hear from you within a week, you are gone. And now to celebration. Its Saturday. DDR awaits me. And the the movies! woo! Busy day of fun.
-Jester
"Leave it to the Catholics to destroy existance."
September 6, 2002
I updated for two days. Every Thursday that I miss will be made up for on Friday. Anyways, enjoy the update. Ganryo finished questing and is talking to Ingo. He'll get his reward tomorrow.
Edit: Forgot to mention the new reward system. If you can get anyone to join, you get 150 rupees. But, they can't just join and then quit, they have to remain active. If they quit within 7 days of joining, you lose your rupees. Sorry I have to do it like this, but if i don't someone may just join and quit a lot. Anyways, have the person you got to join write "*Player* got me to join.(!)" and the player they mention gets the cash. I'll try to get a new contest up here in the next couple weeks.
-Jester
"Oh no! Run! It is Godzilla!"
September 4, 2002
I updated you mofos. Jhon Yung has been attacked by Wyrd. you two need to schedule a battle chat. I'd use the message board for that. Now run in terror, because I wasn't kidding about Godzilla.
-Jester
"I just stiff armed my way to second base!"
September 3, 2002
I'd just like to say that dual gender football is > you all. Anyways, I updated. Nothing major today.
-Jester
Labor Day.. A day we take off of work and off of school to honor those who who work to keep our country going... unless you know, you run an Internet RPG.
September 2, 2002
I updated. I'm beginning to think some of you are inactive. I'd like everyone who is active to post in the message board. You know, that way you guys know who is fair game to kill without them fighting back. I added August to the Archives. Also, some soldiers came back to Hyrule Castle yesterday, talking about seeing some kind of monster north east of Death Mountain.
-Jester
Sore... so very sore..
September 1, 2002
Sorry about the late update. Many hours of DDR follwoed by more hours of volleyball left me too tired to update. But its done.. finally. Today was a big one. Gary Goleman met a bunch of NPC's today. I added the skills and spells page. It can be accessed from your character sheet, on the Skills/Spells Title. Um.. I'd like to reitterate that you should own a weapon by now. Not having one is like wearing a kick me sign. Even the NPC's are tempted to attack you...
-Jester
Update(d) Later.
August 31, 2002
I will update the site this evening. I have to go to work now. Only I think I'm gonna quit today. Yay for not working.
Update: I've updated the site. Its really really late. Sorry this is so late. I put in my 2 weeks notice at work. Um.. Slash met Markhal, the Zoran Coast Gaurd. He also, accepted a quest from him. I updated the map. Now more areas of the map are visible. Um.. lets see. Demona and Death had there battle today. Demona stood still while Death beat him with a staff,
Battles:
Death triumped over Demona. Death stole all of Demona's rupees and learned a new spell.
-Jester
Its called Dance-Fu.
August 30, 2002
I updated characters. Ganryo accepted the Quest from Ingo. Some new quests will be up tomorrow. The plot is gonna start showing up really soon. Demona, you have until noon tomorrow to IM me or e-mail me regarding your battle. If you don't Death wins be default. I suggest that you all buy weapons, otherwise bad things might happen. If you have a battle with no weapons you are defenseless. There will be a map update like tomorrow. Some of the clouds have cleared away. Now, I'm off to thrash about like a monkey on speed to loud Christian rock music. Muahaha!
-J to the ester
Surprise Update!
August 29, 2002
Surprise! I updated. I had nothing better to do when I got home from school.. so here it is! Now, the agenda. I updated charcters. Ganryo, if you don't tell me if you want the quest or not within the next 2 days, it becomes open game. Wyrd, you are safe. Roam has decided he isn't attacking you. Demona and Death, the BC still needs to be scheduled. Demona, you have 2 days left to get it to me. Also, Haze has joined. Everyone welcome him.
-Jester
First Quest!
August 28, 2002
Lots of stuff today! First off, I updated. Second, battles. Death is attacking you Demona, and if you don't respond in 3 days giving me a time he is going to win by default. Second, Roam is attack Wyrd. You guys need to schedule a BC. Third off, Network 54 is being screwy, and the MB is currently inoperable. I'll keep you guys updated in its situation. Fourth of all, Slash was the first to get triple digits in a stat. Yay for him. He got a small prize for that. Lastly, the first quest is up. Ganryo has first dibs because he is talking to Ingo at the moment, but if he doesn't want it (e-mail me letting me know Ganryo) then it is fair game to anyway. Good luck. The plot will start appearing soon too, be on the look out.
-Jester
Someone dropped the F bomb...
Auguest 27, 2002
Updated characters. Fixed an error on the stores page. I'd like to remind you to keep the message board as clean as possible. Demona and Death need to schedule a time for a BC. Death is attack you in the forest Demona. Also, we have a new character. Welcome Reigh Kwun, The Spirit Sage.
-Jester
First Update!
August 26, 2002
I updated the characters. Quests will appear as you meet NPC's, so go visit stores and stuff! The storyline will start to make an appearence very soon, I promise.
-Jester
The revolution compells me!
August 19, 2002
Well, everything except quests, storylines and characters is up now. I'll add the Quests and the Storyline over the course of this week. I'll add the characters as I get them. The game is set to launch in exactly 1 week, so start sending in your character applications! Now, if you will excuse me, I have gotten myself addicted to Dance Dance Revolution and must go to my arcade to play it. Oh, I almost forgot. My update schedule is: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, (maybe Friday), Saturday, and (maybe) Sunday. Thursday, is absurdly busy for me, and Friday is the busy night at work. I am uncertain how my Sundays will look at this point.
-Jester
What you thought I wouldn't come again? Leave you hanging without bringing you the fun again?
August 18, 2002
I got the stores, weapons, masks, and the map/world pages up. Lots of work for one update. I hope to have the site finished by (knock on wood) tomorrow night. We'll see how it goes. I will start accepting join applications as of the next update. Feel free to post on the MB, as it has been up for a while. A little life in it would atleast let me know who wants to play.
-Jester
Guess who's back.. back again.. Zelda's back.. tell a friend..
August 11, 2002
Rules and join page are up. Sorry about the delay of work on the site, but this has been one crazy weekend. I'm hoping to have the site finished in the next week or two and be ready to launch two weeks from tomorrow.
-Jester
New Format!
August 7, 2002
Isn't it beautiful? Well, I intend to work on the RPG today through Sunday a little at a time. Its gonna be a really busy time though, so I doubt much will get done. The map is gonna kill me, because I have no clue how I am going to do it. Any suggestions will be greatly appreciated.
-Jester
August 3, 2002
Welcome to the all new Legend of Zelda: Apocalypse. This is the new version. Remember everything you knew before? Forget it. We aren't playing Ocarina of Time, or Majora's Mask anymore. This is Apocalypse. Everything I wanted to do before, but was restrained by the plot. Welcome to my world, my plot, and my game. Welcome to the rebirth of Zelda: Apocalypse. Please bear with me as the site undergoes a complete redesign.
-Jester