Not So Frequently Asked Questions

Anything bugging anyone? I'll answer it here. I'm just covering a few of the easy ones so far.
Who are you, anyway? An arty slacker who should be doing more worthwhile things. There's a link marked 'About Me' at the bottom of the page. Click it.
And what, exactly, is with the Fierce Deity Link obsession? (Shrugs.) Why not? He gets too much of a bad reputation. A very misunderstood character, and a very cool one in my book.
But he's 'eeeevil!' Didn't you know he's a demon? Yes. I know exactly what an oni is in Japanese mythology. And he doesn't look anything like them, y'know. Or I could go down the Halo route... It's a name. Not a description.
As for the 'dark power' bit, who says that means evil? I presume you saw the quote at the top of the index page...
Why don't you update that often? I rarely have the material to make a really good job of an update. I usually don't go in for just adding one little image or whatever at a time. As for stories, they don't go up here until they're complete. It's a drag to upload single chapters. (Damn you, Geocities, and your stupid upload system.)

And if you're talking about on ff.net, have just been having trouble writing. Sorry.
Prescription Drugs Free!!! Not interested, thank you, Lord Spam Of Spamdom.
uR sItE suXX Deal with it. You didn't pay to come here. There is a back button on your browser, I presume.
Your story sucks. Oh? Please tell me why, and I'll be happy to act on your suggestions. I know I'm not perfect, not always right, and I'm always happy to hear an honest opinion.
Unless they're in the order of 'delete it, this ing piece of **** doesn't deserve to be called a story'. In which case, I will feed your email to Valoo.
Don't worry, I can tell decent crit from a flame.
Can you put one of my fics / pictures on your site? If it's of decent quality - not too many typos or punctuation errors, readable formatting, you know - I will. If you send it and it isn't, I'll try to tell you what's wrong - don't take this badly. Check out this guide, get yourself a beta reader, get back to me, and then I'll be happy to publish. No lemons, either, and no other NC17 material. (If you can write a good slash story, though, I'll accept it.)
As for artwork, no hentai or similar, and no huge images. (If they are too big, I will resize them before uploading.) And preferably, at the other end of the spectrum, no tiny little scribbles. But I'll take most things.
Can *I* put one of *your* fics / pictures on *my* site? Contact me, tell me where your page is, and the answer will probably be yes. But not otherwise.
Can I MST your story? If you don't like it, I'd prefer constructive criticism... but I'm always up for a good laugh. Drop me a line and I'll probably say yes.
Re: Your Application Aargh! Kill it! (stamps on virus) My poor computer...

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