Final Fantasy 8 Wheel of Fortune

by Female Zell of Galbadia

This is my first fan fic, soooo- here' goes

This is team wheel of fortune, the teams are Squall-Rinoa, Fujin-Rajin, and Zell-Seifer(don't ask).

announcer: Now our hosts, Pat Sajek and Vanna White.

(applause)

Pat: Okay, lets start. The category is. . .Balamb Garden. Lets start with Squall, spin the wheel.

Squall: Whatever (spins wheel)

Pat: 500

Squall: Is there a C

(ding,ding,ding)

Pat: Yes there is, you get another spin

Squall: (spins wheel)

Pat: 200

Squall :Z

(Bzzzzzzzzzzzzz)

Pat: Sorry Squall. Fujin, your turn to spin the wheel

Fujin: (spins wheel)

Pat: 600

Fujin: A

(ding,ding,ding)

Pat: Yes, there are two A's. Spin again

Fujin: (spins wheel)

Pat: Sorry, you skip this turn. Next.

Zell: I'll spin the wheel

Seifer: Please chicken-wuss. You couldn't budge that thing an inch

Zell: What'd you say blondy

Seifer: What!

(One fight and and hour later)

Pat: Okay, the score stands at Squall and Rinoa at 500, Fujin and Rajin at 100, and Zell and Seifer at 0. We are still trying to figure out the same puzzle we started with and we have used all the spaces on the wheel a million times. Just start guessing and whoever guesses right wins.

Squall: I have no clue

Rajin: Me either man

Seifer: I know it

(jaws drop)

Seifer: It says headmaster Cid is stupid

(ding,ding,ding)

Zell: How did you know that

Seifer: I submitted it and forced them to put it up with my Hyperion

(Fujin walks to Seifer,grabbes his crotch and squeezes)

Fujin: SEIFER CHEAT. FUJIN NO LIKE CHEATERS.

Seifer: mother???????????

The End.........or is it?

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