Hey You Hot Girl Across the Street (49 Prospect)
(Gillenwater/Geran/Samuelson)
There is this Hot Girl who lives across from Mark and Sean
Maybe her name could but Jackie, Shondell, or Dawn
Sometimes we get lucky when she goes out to get some sun
I bet she's probably dating some trendy Sig Ep Bum

Maybe someday I'll get the balls
To go over there
But not today I guess so
We can always stare

Chorus:
Hey You Hot Girl Across the Street
Won't you come here and talk to me
It would be so DANK if I could meet
That sizzlin' hot girl across the street

Maybe I could steal her cat and she's have to come over here
But that would probably just piss her off and she's never again come near
Oh well, I guess I'll forget about her because it just too late
I think I'm going to go and hit on her sizzlin' hot roomate

Maybe someday I'll get the balls
To go over there
But not today I guess so
We can always stare

CHORUS