Told the waitress it tastes like shit she says blame it on the scrub
I didn't know who she was talking about it sounded kinda rude
Then out of the back room walks a shady looking dude
Towel over his shoulder, a wife beater, and a fedora
Big Black Burly Beard, man this cat is weird
Cletus' 21st and guess who we saw there
Cooked us up some mean ass nachos with tender loving care
Came out of the kitchen for a while to listen to the band
Went outside to have a smoke I wonder if he washed his hands?
Don't want Salmonella, bachulism, or diarrhea,
Don't even even know his name, but his cooking puts them all to shame
What's his name...
Dirty Sanchez, he could be Carlos Santana
Dirty Sanchez, if he ditched the fedora and got a bandana
Dirty Sanchez, I bet he gets with all the ladies
Dirty Sanchez, a real cool cat but man is he shady
Went down to see Gingham Shmuz and we saw him once more
With that scary looking guy over by the door
Sanchez must have got an order cuz he had to leave
Then that scary Arab guy kept staring at Sean and me
Oh please don't touch me, that's not allowed in this country,
Blah blah blah blah blah, blah blah blah blah blah blah,
What's his name...
Dirty Sanchez, he could be Carlos Santana
Dirty Sanchez, if he ditched the fedora and got a bandana
Dirty Sanchez, I bet he gets with all the ladies
Dirty Sanchez, a real cool cat but man is he shady
Dirty Sanchez, doesn't even need a green card
Dirty Sanchez, works all day with he fingers in lard
Dirty Sanchez, cook you up a couple of steaks
Dirty Sanchez, let's take a break and all get baked