When I see them, I want to procreate
After prom they hang out at Sleeze Side Heights
All their boyfriends, are always getting into fights
There's a lot of girls, from Jersey here
If you want it, just get them drunk on beer
At frat parties, they like to dirty dance
You can see them shake it, in those hot sex pants
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You know we love you, you New Jersey Sluts
With your makeup, and those tight pants on your butt
You ruined the jean jacket, and wear those tight white shirts
Why don't you go ahead and hike up that skirt
They're always driving, in rich Daddy's car
Monday through friday, you can find them at the bar
Smoking cigarettes and looking really mean
But the jocks and frat boys always treat them like queens
At our parties, you probably feel out of place
Shady frisbee guys, and you don't know a face
But I bet you don't feel so all alone
When Cletus stands up and yells I love sucking cock on the phone
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