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It's Saturday Night and I'm headed to the House at 94 Wilbur and I hope I see her
Tap in the kitchen, the music is really bitchin but I'm on a mission and I have to find her

There's so many things to do
The most entertaining thing is you
Hey give that girl another beer
And we can all shout and cheer

Drunk Girls Doing Stupid Things Always Makes Me Laugh
Yeah they make me laugh
Especially when then don't remember what they've done in the past
Yeah they're funny
They get beer poured in their laps by Tlaff
Thats why drunk girls doing stupid things always makes me laugh

She goes up to the party
A little tardy
She's been hanging out down the street
Goes to the kitchen and she gets a beer
And she comes out here
And she starts the festivities
She starts to get a little tipsy
A little frisky
That means the fun is just starting
Prank calls start at about one
Think there real fun
And she dresses like Cletus
She yells out Don't you Hate Pants?
And she starts to dance
And she throws up a shocker
When she's sober she think's we're crude
I think its kinda rude
And she defines a Dirty Sanchez

I cannot help it if I think your funny when you're drunk
Even though that you might think we're real hunks
I'm the kinda guy that laughs at stupidity, don't you like how we ripped off this ditty
We have a tendency to write songs in the key of C
That's why we do all our shows for free

Drunk Girls Doing Stupid Things Always Make Me Laugh
Yeah they make me laugh
Especially when they don't remember what they've done in the past
Yeah there funny
They get beer poured in their laps by Tlaff
That's why drunk girls doing stupid things always make me laugh

Always makes me laugh
Always makes me laugh