Saint Joan Darc:  There once was a purple sock with elephants embroidered on the toes
Afushonmarron:  and a small puppy was quite attatched to it.
Saint Joan Darc:  That darned puppy carried that sock with him when he ate, he carried it with him when he bathed..
Afushonmarron:  but he got it all dirty and wet and it smelled like nasty things.
Saint Joan Darc:  so one day the elephant said "Okay that's it..."
Afushonmarron:  And it ripped itself from the sock that had it imprisoned.
Saint Joan Darc:  The elephant decided that it would join a minature circus
Afushonmarron:  But the circus was all some crazy conspiracy!
Saint Joan Darc:  so it decided to have a sex change
Afushonmarron:  And became female.
Saint Joan Darc:  and it sold its dangly bits to science
Afushonmarron:  But science used them to clone the elephant and make a brand new pair of socks.
Saint Joan Darc:  well the little puppy was ecstatic to see a new pair of socks just like his favorite
Afushonmarron:  The socks weren't too happy to see him, though.
Saint Joan Darc:  and they peed themselves
Afushonmarron:  Even though socks don't have bladders...but these were magical socks!
Saint Joan Darc:  with genitalia
Saint Joan Darc:  (sp?)
Afushonmarron:  No wonder the puppy loved these socks so much...
Saint Joan Darc:  every day the little rascal would chew on them 
Afushonmarron:  And the socks would scream in horrible, terrible pain.
Saint Joan Darc:  so the original elephant heard this one day
Afushonmarron:  And promptly fell flat on his...er...her ass laughing at the other socks' misfortune.
Saint Joan Darc:  but the socks had to laugh right back because the other elephant had grown a rather large, hideous...
Afushonmarron:  Venus fly trap, right between his/her toes.
Saint Joan Darc:  so the heffalump gnawed his/her toes off
Afushonmarron:  And then fell flat on his/her ass again, seeing as he/she had chewed too far and gnawed the entire foot off.
Saint Joan Darc:  and then a forty foot tall penis came and stepped on the puppy
Saint Joan Darc:  (suddenly i feel like i'm playing psycho babble)
Afushonmarron:  My, wasn't that unusual! The fourty foot tall penis usualy didn't come out until...
Saint Joan Darc:  the squishy balls of mass destruction were in bed with the hiccups. it happened every fifth tuesday of march
Afushonmarron:  on the very same day that hell annually froze over with vanilla ice cream.
Saint Joan Darc:  well that big ol penis felt lonely
Afushonmarron:  so it died of massive massiveness.
Saint Joan Darc:  but the foreskin of not jewishness decided to stay alive
Afushonmarron:  only to immediately be drowned in piles of kosher beef for its blasphemy.
Saint Joan Darc:  *twitch..twitch* and then the big fat hobbit aaron baggins ate it
Afushonmarron:  But we don't need to go there. We were talking about socks!
Saint Joan Darc:  and their potential use as farming tools
Afushonmarron:  Except when the sun shines in Georgia becuase the soil is too dry.
Saint Joan Darc:  for the socks to mate in
Afushonmarron:  with the garbanzo beans.
Saint Joan Darc:  and chris 
Afushonmarron:  Who will be reading this IM later...
Saint Joan Darc:  and who will have socks humping him for the rest of his natural life
Afushonmarron:  until Satan gets tired of vanilla and hell freezes over with strawberry ice cream.
Saint Joan Darc:  which will never happen because satan is allergic to anything with red dye 42 in it
Afushonmarron:  ...and only pedophiles like that stuff!
Saint Joan Darc:  yeah, "that stuff"!
Saint Joan Darc:  which is made out of blue mongoose liver
Afushonmarron:  And the main ingredient in prozac cookies!
Saint Joan Darc:  and crack brownies too
Saint Joan Darc:  yanno, the pretty ones with green icing and sprinkles shaped like christmas trees
Afushonmarron:  Which are made of ground up squirrel bones anyway.
Saint Joan Darc:  and corbette boogers
Afushonmarron:  Nobody would eat those things.
Saint Joan Darc:  and all the hair that dr. hornbaker has lost
Afushonmarron:  And stuff.
Saint Joan Darc:  i am a magical sperm of jesus, watch me wiggle and dance like the uber faerie of bush's presidential cabinet
Afushonmarron:  ...and Michael Jackson's army of clones wearing pink panty hose caused a national outbreak of gaybies...
Saint Joan Darc:  but the original donor shall remain annomyous (*coughgabecough*
Saint Joan Darc:  *- (
Afushonmarron:  The end.
Saint Joan Darc:  la
Saint Joan Darc:  -x0r