ct00: NO TOPIC FOUND
ct01: PLEASE stay in-character!
ct02: The cats just want your soul!
ct03: PLEASE stay in-character!
ct04: utterly useless
ct05: completely off-topic
ct06: NOT breakfast
ct07: nonexistant
ct08: senseless
ct09: Here we go again...
ct10: You broke it, you broke it, you broke it, you broke it (ad infinitum)
ct11: AND IT GOES A LITTLE SOMETHIN LIKE THIS
ct12: YOU WONT FIND ME HEHBADITAVTHO HO HO HO HO HO

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• The current topic is NO TOPIC FOUND, set by NULL on NULL >>>>>>
  
  
• Welcome to CharaTalk. This is sort of an IRC channel for Chris's schizophrenia. This is quite possibly his stupidest idea thus far, but, being his creations, we have to go along with it. And as usual, I'm still the in-character admin. And as usual, I don't know why.
• Lazuli
  
  
• Joy. I say we break it.
• JnG
  
  
• I thought only the original characters were gonna be on this one?
• Tenrai
  
  
• Sure, you were, but then we'd have to kill him.
• JnG
  
  
• You mean you WANT to be here? I was forced into it.
• Proto
  
  
• Huh. They just told me they'd give me a bag of fireworks for it.
• Forte
  
  
• Damnit, we're not even sticking to the regulars now? The random guests get to use it, too?
• Tenrai
  
  
• If a character has appeared in any fanfiction or stories - or has been played - by anyone in the IPWAC, they can use this page. Also, if any character made a post on the other pages, they can appear here. Finally, any PCs or NPCs that have appeared in any RPg the IPWAC have played in or run can also appear here. As well as random appearances by random video game characters, but those are much more rare.
• Lazuli
  
  
• Fascinating...
• Error: Out of Range
  
  
• What was that?
• The Antilegend
  
  
• ...Red means an error message. "Out of Range" means that the user has no detectable Matrix location. Very odd.
• Lazuli
  
  
• No! Not odd! It's... "Fascinating". XD
• Error: Out of Range
  
  
• Uh-huh... Anyway, do those access requirements include people who were played by other members of IPWAC? Like... Her?
• JnG
  
  
• Who?
• The Antilegend
  
  
• JUUUNAANAA-GOOUUUUU!!!!! ::clings:: Hee...
• PSG
  
  
• God damnit... I thought I was rid of you on this site after my ShadowRun appearance.
• JnG
  
  
• Dun say bad words. You'll offend the sock people. And then you might not get your Christmas present.
• PSG
  
  
• How does she get her font like that, anyway? I want my colors. All it'd take is a highlight tag...
• The Antilegend
  
  (note: this was before I added the character fonts.)
  
  
• Probably cause nobody would want to bother typing a separate "class" command for each of us. Stupid.
• MiraiMe
  
  
• Actually, that's because the pink keeps Goth-PSG restrained.
• Lazuli
  
  
• Aw, and she was the hot version, too...
• MiraiMe
  
  
• ... ::twitch::
• JnG
  
  
• ...Why was this here, again?
• Tenrai
  
  
• Supposedly a way for the various psychotic ideas drifting around the site to be shown without rebuilding the "Random Thoughts" page from scratch.
• Lazuli
  
  
• You mean ideas like... The Marylin Manson, Micheal Jackson, and Time Travel issue? I don't think we ever sorted that out.
• The Antilegend
  
  
• More stupid theories, Kabe...
• Angel Hajime
  
  
• What the hell is he rambling on about now?
• Tenrai
  
  
• Wait, this all makes sense when you think about it. Marylin Manson is actually an advanced form of Micheal Jackson, who has travelled back to our time to stop some sort of massive calamity from occuring, using the influence that he gets from being both the King of Pop and a total freak to gain support.
• The Antilegend
  
  
• Which leads us to... Quite possibly the stupidest thing he's ever said.
• Anti
  
  
• Think about it, man! They're both so messed up sexually that even I can't figure it out, I'm sure that they've both had insane amounts of plastic surgery, and they're both undead. See?
• The Antilegend
  
  
• Undead now, are they?
• Ceres
  
  
• Yes. And they're on my list of zombies to hunt down, but I haven't gotten that far yet. And besides, wait a few years, and I'm sure Micheal will fade to the same shade as Manson is now. But by that time, the fade will continue far enough in Manson to render him completely transparent.
• The Antilegend
  
  
• You're a bloody loonie, you know that?
• Sahandrian
  
  
• No, he's just stupid.
• Ceres
  
  
• ...If I run around screaming "The British are coming!" you'll both hurt me, won't you?
• MiraiMe
  
  
• Yes.
• Sahandrian
  
  
• Definitely.
• Ceres

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• The current topic is "PLEASE stay in-character!", set by @Lazuli on 02.04.2059 >>>>>>
  
  
• Come on, cyber will always beat adepts, no matter what. You ever heard of a street sam initiating? No? That's cause they don't need to. Just you adepts.
• JnG
  
  
• Bulldrek, one hundred percent.
• Malkav
  
  
• Hah... Cute name...
• Gwynfi
  
  
• Hey, look. We got ourselves a new vict-- er, ... Well, nevermind. We got a new person. Damn this memory...
• Epoc
  
  
• Ack! It's the clone!
• Malkav
  
  
• Quiet, you.
• Epoc
  
  
• Clone? ... Nevermind. We were arguing about something, here.
• JnG
  
  
• *PSG declares Juunanagou the winner!*
• PSG
  
  
• *PSG then clings to him!*
• PSG
  
  
• How DO you put up with them, Lapis?
• Ceres
  
  
• Lazuli-man's not here today. On a trip to one of the Tir's or something. You know what that means?
• Tenrai
  
  
• NO ADMINS! WHEE! *strips and runs around all giddy-like*
• Epoc
  
  
• ACK! DIE! *zap*
• dot
  
  
• Exit User: Epoc       {Epoc got a BOOT to the head}    >>>>>>
  
  
• I was about to tell him. Lazuli just got someone else to admin while he was gone.
• The Antilegend
  
  
• I CONTROL YOU ALL!! MUAHAHAHA!
• dot
  
  
• Oh bloody hell... *thud*
• Ceres
  
  
• Come on, I got a better evil laugh than that! *Makes her saving throw. Resists being controlled.* MUAHAHAHA yourself!
• Error: Out of Range
  
  
• Go away. *zap*
• dot
  
  
• Error: No connection found
  
  
• What the hell...? *zap... please?*
• dot
  
  
• Error: No connection found
  
  
• I tried to tell you, but did you listen? NO! Nobody ever listens! That's why you're wrong! EVERYTHING YOU KNOW IS WRONG!
• Error: Out of Range
  
  
• ...This isn't supposed to happen...
• dot
  
  
• Huh? Oh, nutbunnies...
• Error: Out of Range
  
  
• Exit User: ????       {Temporal realistics failure}    >>>>>>
  
  
• ...*blink* She broke reality?!
• Ceres
  
  
• I need to figure out how to do that...
• Malkav
  
  
• ...Anyway... I think we need a new argument.
• The Antilegend
  
  
• I got one. Who's the better slut, Ceres or Raven?
• MiraiMe
  
  
• .......
• Ceres
  
  
• ...When she hunts you down to kill you, I'm not going to save your ass.
• JnG
  
  
• But Juunanagous have to stick together! Or something!
• PSG
  
  
• Come on, she already quit the business. This was such a one-way contest. Don't worry, Ceres. At least you might get a consolation prize or something.
• Raven
  
  
• ... *blink* ... *thud* ... Bloody idiots, the lot of you.
• Ceres
  
  
• Come on, you still gotta kill him, either way.
• Malkav
  
  
• Well, of course.
• Ceres

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• The current topic is "The cats just want your soul!", set by @dot on 02.06.2059 >>>>>>
  
  
• So, if you were cloned, but the clone came out female, and you had sex with her, and then she had kids, would you be your own parents?
• The Antilegend
  
  
• That's just stupid.
• JnG
  
  
• Better question. Who here actually would screw themselves, given the chance?
• MiraiMe
  
  
• ...Would the clone have my natural hair color, or would it be bleached, like I have it now?
• Sahandrian
  
  
• Bad thoughts... So very much bad thoughts...
• dot
  
  
• Well... I know I would...
• Dariam
  
  
• You don't count, Dar.
• Sahandrian
  
  
• Give me a chance. I'm sure I could change your mind...
• Dariam
  
  
• I'll think about it. But what I meant was, we're not counting anyone who actually has the capability to screw themselves.
• Sahandrian
  
  
• Why Sahandrian, I never knew...
• Epoc
  
  
• Too much bad thoughts. *zap*
• dot
  
  
• Exit User: Epoc       {Make the bad thoughts go away!}    >>>>>>
  
  
• Has anyone else noticed an abnormally high number of people among us who would screw just about anything, given the chance? Kabe, Sahandrian, Dariam, Raven...
• JnG
  
  
• Notice that only one of them isn't the creation of --
• MiraiMe
  
  
• Error: Connection disrupted
  
  
• Exit User: MiraiMe       { ... }    >>>>>>
  
  
• Someone's making petty use of omnipotence...
• JnG
  
  
• So much for staying in-character...
• Sahandrian
  
  
• It's all about the sex with you people, isn't it?!
• Error: Out of Range
  
  
• *a resounding "Yes!" echoes through the channel, then they're all fireballed for being morons.*
• Ceres

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• The current topic is "PLEASE stay in-character!", set by @Lazuli on 02.09.2059 >>>>>>
  
  
• So... Anyone have an argument for tonight or are we all just gonna sit here?
• The Antilegend
  
  
• How about who has the coolest hair?
• MiraiMe
  
  
• Nah, it'd eventually wind down to an argument between PSG (in favor of 17) and Malkav in favor of himself.
• Tenrai
  
  
• And the eventual winner is obvious.
• Malkav
  
  
• I dunno... PSG can go on for a while, and the Standard Rules Of Online Arguments state that whoever leaves first before a conclusion is reached loses. So you'd eventually pass out, but PSG doesn't sleep.
• Lazuli
  
  
• So... How about a who'd kick who's ass debate? Despite me winning easily.
• JnG
  
  
• That's the problem. With any DBZers around outside of a freeform game, everyone else is screwed. We need it to be more specific. Anyone?
• The Antilegend
  
  
• You were a DBZer yourself, Kabe...
• Angel Hajime
  
  
• Quiet. You know that's never to be mentioned.
• The Antilegend
  
  
• A specific pair? Goku and Vegeta, maybe?
• MiraiMe
  
  
• Ack. DBZ, unimaginative, and too easy. It already happened on the show - Vegeta owned Goku.
• Tenrai
  
  
• Vincent and Dante. They look like fun.
• Gwynfi
  
  
• Ah, the young one speaks. Hmm... That could be interesting. I'd say... Dante.
• Malkav
  
  
• No way. Vincent can turn into the Chaos beast and fling the skull things around.
• JnG
  
  
• But Dante can turn into Alastor and fling lightning bolts around.
• Malkav
  
  
• And Dante has a grenade launcher.
• MiraiMe
  
  
• Vincent has materia.
• Angel Hajime
  
  
• Why am I in this conversation, anyway?
• Angel Hajime
  
  
• Exit User: Angel Hajime       { You're all idiots. }    >>>>>>
  
  
• Anyway, Vincent has a lot of guns.
• JnG
  
  
• So does Dante. But Dante has a sword and the gauntlets, too.
• Malkav
  
  
• Three swords.
• Tenrai
  
  
• I know! I'd win! Cause I get special powers with each one I defeat!
• Rock
  
  
• ...You're not part of this, Rock.
• Proto
  
  
• The suggestion that this "Dante" is equal or even superior to my experiment is intriguing... I must meet him. He sounds like he would make a magnificent specimen.
• Error: Cannot trace
  
  
• Does Doc Shinji always have to be that creepy?
• Sahandrian
  
  
• That's not his real name...
• Ceres
  
  
• Hojo is still following us?
• Epoc
  
  
• Bah, a crazy old man and his science fair projects aren't the topic here. The topic is whether or not Dante would beat Vincent in a one-on-one.
• MiraiMe

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• The current topic is "utterly useless", set by Sahandrian on 02.21.2059 >>>>>>
  
  
• Who even remembers the point of this thing?
• JnG
  
  
• Essentially, it's the laziest thing you can do that's still along the lines of something actually amusing. Say, a webcomic.
• The Antilegend
  
  
• ...So he was too lazy and untalented to do something original and funny (such as a comic), so we're stuck here talking on a supposed IRC channel / shadowtalk thing?
• MiraiMe
  
  
• Yeah, pretty much... But then again, I've seen what happened when we tried a sprite comic...
• The Antilegend
  
  
• It wasn't that bad, Kabe.
• Lazuli
  
  
• You looked like Ilpalazzo and I looked like a poorly-colored Gohan. That's bad enough. We don't need to go into how the others turned out.
• The Antilegend
  
  
• you mean like how lynne wound up looking like a man?
• kejeri
  
  
• WHAT?!
• Lynne
  
  
• Well, you have to admit, the thought is amusing...
• Valius
  
  
• ...I'd say you're sleeping on the couch tonight... but we only have one bed, and no couch...
• Lynne
  
  
• *blinku* ...Val has a girlfriend? I'm shocked.
• Malkav
  
  
• Better than you're doing, Malkav.
• Ceres
  
  
• Oohh... Whatcha gonna do about that one?
• Tenrai
  
  
• Weh. Doesn't matter. Everyone knows she's banging San and Knight, anyway.
• Malkav
  
  
• ...Oh, you are dying for that one...
• Ceres
  
  
• and it's a magnificent battle of words here in the charatalk arena today, folks! can we get a word in from the guys involved?
• kejeri (possessed by mike the tv)
  
  
• I wish...
• Sahandrian
  
  
• ...No comment...
• King's Knight
  
  
• Still working two jobs, Ceres?
• Bailong Yue
  
  
• ...Lapis, can you shut them up before I have to hunt down and kill every last one of them?
• Ceres
  
  
• Oh, I don't know... Kind of hard to decide...
• Lazuli
  
  
• "I don't know"? What is this, a game of Clue? There's nothing to decide! Shut them the bloody hell up!
• Ceres
  
  
• I've got it! It was Ceres, with the elf-boys, in the bedroom!
• Malkav
  
  
• *...twitch...* Kabe... *twitch* Remember that explosive spear you and the DMHDS were working on? I need a couple.
• Ceres
  
  
• Eh... this was fun, but I guess we can get you a few...
• The Antilegend
  
  
• ...Well, I'm off to change the locks on my doors, then.
• Malkav
  
  
• *glare* You think a door is going to save you this time, Malkav? Hah. I'll be seeing you tonight.
• Ceres
  
  
• And be sure to wear protection.
• Bailong Yue

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• The current topic is "completely off-topic", set by @Lazuli on 02.22.2059 >>>>>>
  
  
• So... No comments on the new color scheme?
• Lazuli
  
  
• Eh... Probably should've finished the rest of them first.
• MiraiMe
  
  
• ...I kinda like it.
• Malkav
  
  
• Oh, you survived?
• Bailong Yue
  
  
• Not for long.
• Ceres
  
  
• I'm staying with friends for the time being...
• Malkav
  
  
• Ah.
• Bailong Yue
  
  
• Yeah. He ate all of our Bagel Bites already.
• The Antilegend
  
  
• HAH!
• Ceres
  
  
• Exit User: Ceres       { No escape! }    >>>>>>
  
  
• Damnit Kabe!
• Malkav
  
  
• Exit User: Malkav       { Says you! }    >>>>>>
  
  
• *blink* ...Well, then...
• Lazuli
  
  
• And they were the "Extreme Pepperoni" kind, too...
• The Antilegend
  
  
• Tenrai ate half the things.
• Anti
  
  
• Did not. Aztech-brand foods are drek.
• Tenrai
  
  
• AAH! MY VIRGIN EARS! *covers her ears*
• Raven
  
  
• Right, like any part of you is virgin. What're you in such a good mood for, anyway?
• Anti
  
  
• Oh, I just had a good time last night.
• Raven
  
  
• Wahoo.
• The Antilegend
  
  
• ...yeah...
• Anti
  
  
• Really, people. This topic again?
• Valius
  
  
• It's all about the sex with you people...
• Error: Out of Range
  
  
• When did I say anything about that? It was just me, Kabe, and Yue out for some drinks... I think that's all it was, at least. Everything after about 1:30 is a bit fuzzy.
• Raven
  
  
• Ah. The three local drunkards.
• Valius
  
  
• "Drunkards"? Who uses that word any more?
• Tenrai
  
  
• I do. Feel free to try to correct me on it.
• Valius
  
  
• Grouchy, isn't he?
• MiraiMe
  
  
• I made him sleep on the floor last night. He still thought that little conversation was funny.
• Lynne
  
  
• ...
• Valius
  
  
• Heh. Deserved it.
• The Antilegend
  
  
• ...I don't remember much after about 2, either... What did go on last night?
• Bailong Yue
  
  
• ...Well... Considering that my shirt is missing and Raven's bra is sitting on the floor beside me... Yopu probably don't wanna know.
• The Antilegend
  
  
• o.o
• Gwynfi
  
  
• I was wondering where my sake bra went...
• Raven
  
  
• Sake bra? ...Nevermind, I don't want to know.
• Bailong Yue
  
  
• These are just wrong... search for 1996 sake bra
• dot
  
  
• Odd...
• Gwynfi
  
  
• Nothing left in it, by the way.
• The Antilegend
  
  
• ...
• Bailong Yue
  
  
• ...
• Anti
  
  
• Really?
• Raven
  
  
• Sorry, my fault. I couldn't find my beer.
• The Antilegend
  
  
• That's just... wrong...
• dot
  
  
• Exit User: dot       { bad thoughts! }    >>>>>>
  
  
• ...I missed something.
• Forte
  
  
• Anyway...
• Lynne
  
  
• SILENCE!! *Shoots her with a pop-tart!*
• Rock
  
  
• ...What the hell?
• Bailong Yue
  
  
• YOU! SILENCE! *pop-tart!*
• Rock
  
  
• Blues, he's your brother. What the hell is he doing?
• Tenrai
  
  
• I AM THE POP-TART OVERLORD! *pop-tarts Tenrai* YOU WILL BOW BEFORE YOUR PASTRY MASTER!!
• Rock
  
  
• Don't look at me. I think Light has been lacing those energy power-ups with something lately...
• Proto
  
  
• But then a challenger arose! *machinegun fires muffins at Mega* FOR I AM THE MUFFIN MAN!
• Forte
  
  
• *DOJ* Insolence will not be tolerated, fool! THE BREAKFAST FOOD WARS HAVE BEGUN! *fires supercharged pop-tarts at Bass*
• Rock
  
  
• Dear god, not both of them... I need a drink...
• Bailong Yue
  
  
• Exit User: Bailong Yue       { drinking rids oneself of the stupidity of others }    >>>>>>
  
  
• *jumps over the attack* Abandon this hopeless battle! Your pastry is weak and not filling! *machineguns muffins at Mega from the air*
• Forte
  
  
• *a charged poptart blast blows away the muffins and continues on towards Bass* Nay, you simply neglect to eat the crust!
• Rock
  
  
• *air-jumps aside and calls for his support unit* MUFFINS HAVE NO CRUST!
• Forte
  
  
• One of their many faults! *poptart!*
• Rock
  
  
• This is getting stupider by the-
• Proto
  
  
• The faults show proper baking! *shift to their combined mode with his support unit and smacks the pop-tart aside*
• Forte
  
  
• Enough, you t-
• Proto
  
  
• *poptart.*
• Rock
  
  
• Quit interru-
• Proto
  
  
• *poptart!*
• Rock
  
  
• DAMNIT ROCK, I SAI-
• Proto
  
  
• *POPTART!!*
• Rock
  
  
• I'm giving you one last warning bef-
• Proto
  
  
• *POP-TAAAAARRRTTT!!!!*
• Rock
  
  
• Exit User: Proto       { Error: Pop-Tarted }    >>>>>>
  
  
• *gasp* Fratricide! You fiend!
• Forte
  
  
• ... *blink*
• Gwynfi
  
  
• *pop-tarts to all* The Pastry King demands obedience!
• Rock
  
  
• Ooh, kinkay...
• Epoc
  
  
• ...
• Rock
  
  
• ...
• Tenrai
  
  
• ... *death-muffin.*
• Forte
  
  
• Exit User: Epoc       { Error: Death by Muffin }    >>>>>>
  
  
• ...Yeah...
• Lynne
  
  
• And as the chronicles of the Breakfast War close, they tell of the final day, when the Breakfast Food factions were soiled with such great... Epoc-ness... that no one could continue. And thus did end the Breakfast Wars.
• Rock
  
  
• Good riddance.
• Anti
  
  
• *poptart.*
• Rock

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• The current topic is "NOT breakfast", set by dot on 02.23.2059 >>>>>>
  
  
• So, what are we gonna do tonight, Doc?
• Forte
  
  
• The same thing we do every night, Forte... TRY TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD!
• EmperorWiley
  
  
• ...We didn't do that last night. We went to the movies and they threw you out after you started bitching when the heroes won.
• Forte
  
  
• ...Be quiet.
• EmperorWiley
  
  
• ha ha.
• Tenrai
  
  
• You shut up, too.
• EmperorWiley
  
  
• Make me.
• Tenrai
  
  
• Fine, have it your way. FORTE! I command you to find that person and kill him! ...And on your way, blow up that movie theater for having the audacity to throw me out. And get some bread.
• EmperorWiley
  
  
• Hey, Mirai J. I'm gonna go blow stuff up. Wanna help?
• Forte
  
  
• ...God damnit.
• Tenrai
  
  
• Exit User: Tenrai       { Help? }    >>>>>>
  
  
• Eh, what the hell. Meet you at Kabe's place. Tenrai's probably hanging around there.
• MiraiMe
  
  
• Righty-o.
• Forte
  
  
• Exit User: Forte       { Hi-ho, hi-ho, it's off to blow shit up we go! }    >>>>>>
  
  
• Exit User: MiraiMe       { ...How'd the rest of the song go? }    >>>>>>
  
  
• Quite unprofessional, doctor.
• Error: Cannot trace
  
  
• Oh, get a life, you freak of nature.
• EmperorWiley
  
  
• What did nature have to do with anything? My children and I are vast improvements over anything nature has produced.
• Error: Cannot trace
  
  
• ...Freak.
• EmperorWiley
  
  
• children, children. it's not nice to bicker.
• kejeri
  
  
• ...
• EmperorWiley
  
  
• Now kiss and make up.
• Malkav
  
  
• As soon as Forte gets back, I'm having him kill both of you.
• EmperorWiley
  
  
• So unimaginative...
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• Hiding again, Malkav?
• Ceres
  
  
• Nah. I'm right behind you. I'm just invisible.
• Malkav
  
  
• It's just a matter of time, Malkav.
• Ceres
  
  
• Yeah, probably. But it's fun while it lasts.
• Malkav
  
  
• It won't be for long.
• Ceres
  
  
• Eh... why are Hojo and Wiley hanging around here, anyway?
• Malkav
  
  
• For the sake of scaring the hell out of us. Well, Hojo is anyway. Wiley is mainly for a bit of odd entertainment value
• Sahandrian
  
  
• No, I'm actually here to trace your matrix connection points for use in tracking your movements, in case I need to find you and your friends again. But you don't really need to know that.
• Error: Cannot trace
  
  
• Well, I'll just be going, then...
• Sahandrian
  
  
• Oh, don't bother. I've already traced all of you. I just find the conversation amusing at this point.
• Error: Cannot trace
  
  
• Are you crazy, Hojo? Well, you are, but really. Announcing your plans to the victims? Even Gero wasn't that stupid.
• EmperorWiley
  
  
• Consider: Does it matter if they know or not?
• Error: Cannot trace
  
  
• ...Can't argue with that.
• EmperorWiley
  
  
• Ack... Mind-numbingly dull scientist talk...
• Malkav
  
  
• what scientist talk? this is just mind-numbingly dull one-upmanship. the ego is such a waste. it's not even flammable.
• kejeri
  
  
• Hello uncle Keji. Daddy sent me here to stop bothering him.
• Zem the Maniac
  
  
• malkav, remind me to hurt kef later.
• kejeri
  
  
• Uncle Keji does not use proper capitalization.
• Zem the Maniac
  
  
• zem does not use proper sense.
• kejeri
  
  
• None of you do.
• Ceres
  
  
• that's not the point.
• kejeri
  
  
• The point is drowning in a vast expanse of evaporated platypi, and the duckmonkeys lack the origami needed to save it. Poor gummi bears.
• Zem the Maniac
  
  
• ...WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?!
• EmperorWiley
  
  
• The seaweed in your ear is saying nothing about the popcorn chipmunks. Perhaps you should stop that leak in your toe and silence it. The waffles make demand of you for that.
• Zem the Maniac
  
  
• ...If he says "solority" I'm gonna shoot him.
• Proto
  
  
• it wouldn't do you any good.
• kejeri
  
  
• The peanuts that do battle under the blue nothing have demanding to know of the meaning of solority. The understanding that lacks in the brains of the spoon people is not to be underestimated by those of sense. Shame on those who do naughty things to dustbunnies.
• Zem the Maniac
  
  
• ...This is giving me a headache.
• Sahandrian
  
  
• Exit User: Sahandrian       { For my sanity's sake... }    >>>>>>
  
  
• For streetlamp popsicles do the small people lick freezing items of no interest. The sense of myself has long been absent, so do not ask the shampoo of my toes to comment on your hairstyle.
• Zem the Maniac
  
  
• ...He'll go on like this for a while, won't he?
• Ceres
  
  
• six hours is his record, i think.
• kejeri
  
  
• Hours are meaningless where the soup does wander without cans, for there lies the spoonclock of nonspams, which means nothing but not quite so much. Doubt my vocabulary for I may have failed algebra, as the numbers were not real, but chalk on the floor of a nonexistant potato tree. The french fries of your mother's left cubicle say to not eat the potted plant of wonder, as it holds the secret to computerized underwear. The taped ducks command all to silence.
• Zem the Maniac
  
  
• ...Do I get computerized underwear, too?
• Malkav
  
  
• ...That's just bloody senseless.
• Ceres
  
  
• SHH! Let the maniacs speak. They make more sense than people.
• Gwynfi
  
  
• Cannibalistic poptarts of mexico have united under the rule of the sock, which promises them freedom from the taco-man who opresses them. It rains flaming sporks of that which is stupid from the green hole in the sky, which cannot be seen by those of sense, for it is absent. Do not partake of the flaming spork, for that leands to a burnt tongue and tooth decay. If the breadsticks were out to get you, perhaps it is Sony behind it after all, but who knows what the gorillas listen to, as they are now bald.
• Zem the Maniac
  
  
• ...Wow. That's deep.
• Gwynfi
  
  
• Perhaps it is not deep, but we are all shallow?
• Malkav
  
  
• Perhaps...
• Gwynfi
  
  
• GOD DAMNIT WILL SOMEONE FRAGGING MAKE SENSE BEFORE I FRAGGING SCREAM?!
• Ceres
  
  
• i want a new duck. but then again, i don't have an old one.
• kejeri
  
  
• AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
• Ceres
  
  
• Exit User: Ceres       { MAKE BLOODY SENSE! }    >>>>>>
  
  
• ...Uncle Keji broke the lady.
• Zem the Maniac
  
  
• zem started it.
• kejeri
  
  
• I wonder how they make sporks!? I think they just take a spoon and a fork and put them in a super duper machine thingy that combines them and makes them one! But, how do we know!? Where were sporks made?! MOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Where'd that come from..? I forgot.. SPORK!!! SPORKITY SPORK!!!... Why am I obsessed with sporks?! WHO KNOWS!!! Wait a second... *Thinks* ...How were sporks made? Forget sporks, lets talk about aluminum cans! See, aluminum comes from cows, and cows come from sporks, and sporks come from worms, and then worms come from rain! Wow... I'm so smart...
• Miles the Retard
  
  
• ...Who in the hell is that?
• Proto
  
  
• somebody named miles the retard
• kejeri
  
  
• You are not helping.
• Proto
  
  
• The fatalistic plastic of the pencils does not seem to explode, unlike Bob. There is no Bob. Jupiter has no cows, but perhaps this problem could be remedied with a sponge of toothpick lollipops? The cans say otherwise, as their noses do not include exsessive spaghetti. Ringing like the wind in a swirly straw is heard by those who waste their time in this place rather than elsewhere. Hula hoops are not to be inserted nasally.
• Zem the Maniac
  
  
• And now he's doing it, too...
• Proto
  
  
• What are pencils? Whos bob?! Do I know Bob? Bob? You're right, Jupiter doesn't have cows, it has pigs. Venus has cows and Mars has flying pigs! Stop signs are cool because they can stand on one leg as long as they want! Spaghetti is good as long as you toss it in a bunch of cow crap and then roll around in it. THEN eat the spaghetti! Yeah, cow crappy goodness! Jump ropes can be used as torture devices in many, many ways. Not sure how yet, but I'm close to figuring it out. Who made jump ropes and hula hoops?! THE CHICKENS YOU SAY?!? WOW!! ...What were we arguing about again?
• Miles the Retard
  
  
• The pencil are that which do not hula hoop the moon, as the cheese controls their nonexistant minds, which is why Bob is not known to you, for Bob is among the cheese. The cows do a happy dance for their donuts, which do not like the tail thwapping they may receive, for cows can not jump rope without much alphabet soup. Potatos are not suitable as shoe propellant, for the socks are in Mexico, fleeing the Borg who hunt them, as the clanking of splattered zombie fish is driving them mad, which the clowning sporks do not like. Quittage is not to be respected from among the floor, as that is where the grass thing from under the porch hunts for pants of the waffle people.
• Zem the Maniac
  
  
• ...Wow. At ths point, I'm confused, too.
• Gwynfi
  
  
• I hope this doesn't somehow break my sentience programming...
• Proto
  
  
• But then how does the duct tape learn to sporkify the toaster maiden?
• PSG
  
  
• You mention pencils and Bob, then cheese! I like cheese and sometimes I look at cheese, but don't see a Bob! I used to own a cow, but the cow ran far, far away until it hit a plot hole, then leapt inside to the elves of the Evilplacethathasnoname! I miss my cow.. BURGER, COME BACK TO ME!!! You know, Burger used to dance for donuts, so something you said was actually right! Whats alphabet soup got to do with this? I hate alphabet soup because one time, the alphabets came together and called me an idiot! Miles not an idiot, hes a retard! Potatoes are good for throwing at people, but lemons are better because it has that stuff that gets in your eyes and burns them. Whats a Mexico? The Borg cant beat the stop signs on hunting season! Having zombie fish at the zoo scares people away, and I bet if zombie fish could fly through the air like pigs could, people would go insane! Sporks are cool, I had a flying spork but I lost it in the same plothole as Burger... Whats Quittage? Me and the grass thing are good friends, and the waffle people are cool, their full of holes and such...
• Miles the Retard
  
  
• HOW DARE YOU CHALLEGE THE POWER OF THE GIANT SPOON?! This would have never happened had it not been for the apples of Bob's forehead coming together with the OTHER spoon, which lives in Alabama! Alabama is the home to no one but small peices of smelly things, which do not speak in proper spoon methodry! If the cows wished for the popsicle sticks to not flood the cubicle with clown shoes, then they must have no spoken properly to the platypi! Damn you and your platypus ways, Steve! Who was steve, for Steve supposedly did not exist to the moon crayons. Pencils we could have used down here, in the sphere of rolling donuts and happy things that bite my feet until they are no longer feet, but buckets of applesauce! I hate applesauce! The tetrads keep falling on my head! If you were to eat the soup of the last mushroom, who knows what kind of oblong behavior may be seen from your right nostril? It could very well be controlling your mind right now! Santa Clause has gone mad, and he hunts us for blood! The fiend! My chair does not collapse, and that is good if I wish to not fall off the floor! The ceiling needs to be repainted as a giant sunflower vampire, which could be an oxymoron, but the bucket says NO! stupid bucket, who asked you? If Steve asked you, then why didn't you ignore him?! You know that Steve is an evil alien zombie vampire of the glowing purple spoon! I TAKE MY HAPPY GREEN AND DO MY DONUT DANCE TO THE GODS! JOIN ME, MR FUZZYBUTT! The pants were not necessary, but perhaps Kevin Sorbo really is the master of water fowl death. QUICKLY, FETCH THE DUCT TAPE! What do I look like, a tree? A tree full of hot dogs, you say? Who in their wrong mind would play Monopoly with only one clipboard? There must be at least none for it to consume your brain properly! Remove your hair from that lightbulb, it has no interest in a long-term relationship with your sweater right now! How dare you misread my sayings of no sense, for they do not mean more that it is said they do, and as nothing is said then much must be meant by that which they did not say, for if they said it, then what was meant would possibly have been specified in a more general way that what was imploded, you silly donut person. REMOVE THAT STEVE FROM YOUR PANTS!!
• Zem the Maniac
  
  
• Ummm... I don't get it. Lemme try this. *brain stops.* ...Ummm, no... *brain starts again* ...You confuse me.
• PSG
  
  
• ...Hey guys, I just came back to ask the Doc a question, and he's lying on the floor foaming at the mouth and twitching. What's going on?
• Forte
  
  
• *blink* ...I just realized that I am no longer able to think... So this is how it feels to be Rock...
• Proto
  
  
• ...Fascinating...
• Error: Cannot trace
  
  
• Umm... I think Zem broke people.
• Gwynfi
  
  
• Heads 'splode. Go boom.
• Zem the Maniac
  
  
• ...yeah, this is pretty normal for him.
• kejeri
  
  
• Oh, okay then.
• Forte
  
  
• HOW DARE YOU CHALLENGE THE POWER OF THE FORK OF ALL MIGHTY STUPIDITY?!!? Whos Bob damn it?! TELL ME! Theres two spoons? The fork shall destroy the spoons, and rule over the spoony world! OFF TO ALABAMA, FORKY!! *Fork goes in search of the spoon.* Now then, forks are sooooo much better than spoons, because you can stab stuff with a fork, so that makes forks better than spoons! Speaking of cows, I wonder whos eating Burger right now? He woulda made a great hamburger one day. I like Popsicle sticks because they freeze your mouth and make it a different color and such, and whats wrong with clown shoes?! I own clown shoes, they make great smacking thingies. Whos Platypus Steve, anyway..? Moon crayons and pencils, first your talking about something thats lead, now your talking about something that comes from the moon, MAKE UP YOUR MIND YA HAIRY BRAINED PERSON!! Donuts are yummy, and hah to you because stuff bite your smelly feet! Apple sauce is yucky when people stick their feet in it, but does that really matter? Pigs eat apple sauce and feet, they'd have to be used to the smell and nastyness of the slop and the slop king of the underground sewers of retardoville! Give me a donut from the donut dance, donut man! Donuts are as cool as sporks because their round and fluffy and sweet. And it is I, who has caused tetrads to fall on your head oh maniac one! I'm getting a headache. Santa Claus attacked me once with his presents of almighty doom! Like, one time a teddy bear landed on my head and exploded! I was smart then, but that caused me to go retard like I am now! Duct tape, duck tape, I call it duck tape because one time I heard it quacking at me, but that was probably my rubber ducky Leonard. AHHH, THE STEVE IS RUNNING AWAY, I WISH I HAD MY SPORK OF INFINITE STUPIDITY AND NONSENSE!! I wonder if we could live without a brain, because the brain keeps us going.. or does it? I hate my brain, because it caused me to jump off the empire state building and that caused me to go to the hospital where I had to regain my stupidity for the past 3973284378234 months! Am I 15, 12, 1,000, or 19478236758623278 years old? I think I'm 15, but I could be wrong. I think my head is about to explode and my secrets of retardedness are about to come out of my nose and be revealed to everyone in the entire earthly thingy ma bob!
• Miles the Retard
  
  
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• Exit User: Miles the Retard       { Error: DEAR GOD JUST MAKE IT STOP!!! }    >>>>>>
  
  
• ...What the hell?
• Proto
  
  
• ...It broke?
• Malkav
  
  
• Amazing. The two of them eventually became so senseless that the Matrix itself temporarily gained sentience and lashed out against them in self-defense. I did not know this was possible.
• Error: Cannot trace
  
  
• Like, woah.
• Forte
  
  
• ...Bass, quit wasting space and do something intelligent. And where did you leave Mirai 17?
• Proto
  
  
• MJN is... Somewhere.
• Forte
  
  
• You lost him?
• JhG
  
  
• ...I'm the only human left here, aren't I?
• Malkav
  
  
• Not entirely.
• Error: Cannot trace
  
  
• You don't count.
• Malkav
  
  
• ...ANYWAY. Bass. Where is Mirai 17?
• Proto
  
  
• Um. Last time I saw him we were walking past Damnation Alley and a second later I didn't see him. I didn't want to go inside, so I just came ba-
• Forte
  
  
• God damnit!
• JhG
  
  
• Exit User: JhG       { Damnit, Damnit, Damnit. }    >>>>>>
  
  
• ...Okay, I'm not getting mixed up in this one.
• Malkav
  
  
• What the hell? "Damnation Alley"? Malkav, what's going on?
• Proto
  
  
• Sorry Blues. Forgot that you're not very big on the Barrens social scene. Damnation Alley is a ganger hangout. If I remember right, it's the second biggest neutral ground in the barrens. And the one thing that pisses them off more than anything else is a non-ganger, like MJN, coming in uninvited.
• Malkav
  
  
• ...So, what do you think the body count is by now?
• Forte
  
  
• ...I'd predict at least 50.
• Proto
  
  
• Oh, okay then.
• Forte
  
  
• No, Blues, it'd be closer to 70 or 80 by now.
• Malkav
  
  
• HELL! That means he's winning again!
• Forte
  
  
• Exit User: Forte       { Victory WILL be mine! }    >>>>>>
  
  
• Well then. This'll be a lovely mess to clean up.
• Proto
  
  
• ...I remember Juunanagou and his sister playing that game. It was funny.
• Error: Out of Range
  
  
• ...Eh.
• Malkav

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• The current topic is "nonexistant", set by @Lazuli on 02.29.2059 >>>>>>
  
  
• Hello again, and I have a request of you fine people.
• Malkav
  
  
• ...What did you do this time?
• Bailong Yue
  
  
• ...
• Ceres
  
  
• Oh. That's what.
• Bailong Yue
  
  
• Yes, well... I'm currently looking for a place to stay for a few days and would like to know if anyone would be so kind as to take me in?
• Malkav
  
  
• Very polite. That means he's really screwed.
• dot
  
  
• Found your new place, huh? Well, I don't think you'll be staying with us again, at least not until we rebuild the front door.
• Talvo
  
  
• ...I guess you can drop by my place for a few days.
• Sahandrian
  
  
• ...You're British, and an elf... But I'll take what I can get.
• Malkav
  
  
• Exit User: Malkav       { Awaaayy!! }    >>>>>>
  
  
• Sahandrian, you are dead. Along with him.
• Ceres
  
  
• Don't worry about it, Ceres. It's all for a reason.
• Sahandrian
  
  
• ...This should be interesting...
• Bailong Yue
  
  
• ...And what reason would that be?
• Ceres
  
  
• Simple enough. This idea just seemed entertaining. I'll call you when he gets here, and some tranquilizers will keep him in one place long enough for you to get here.
• Sahandrian
  
  
• LOL!! i should have known. tranqs are sahandrian's answer to everything.
• Epoc
  
  
• ...Just shut up for once, Epoc.
• Sahandrian
  
  
• Make sure he's concious when I do it.
• Ceres
  
  
• Exit User: Ceres       { Off to hunt morons. }    >>>>>>
  
  
• ...Well, for a change of pace, tone, mood, and many other such things, I have an announcement. We're going to support sig files and timestamps by the time the next thread opens. That means you get to use this one to make suggestions. Also, we're not going back and fixing the old posts this time, like we did with the fonts.
• Lazuli
  
  
• I've got one. "...For I am the Muffin Man..."
• Forte
  
  
• "*Poptart!*"
• Rock
  
  
• ...Those were both completely unexpected. No, really.
• Sahandrian
  
  
• dont' you have to go hepl kill malkav?
• Epoc
  
  
• Yes, and I will in a moment. But first, Epoc's sig shall be... "Representing the Lollipop Guild."
• Sahandrian
  
  
• Exit User: Sahandrian       { This should be fun. }    >>>>>>
  
  
• ...Um, do I still count?
• Fireball
  
  
• ...Aren't you supposed to be dead?
• Adean
  
  
• Yeah, that's why I'm askin'.
• Fireball
  
  
• Wow, two more of you actually showed up... And yes, you still count Fireball. Just avoid Malkav. But you probably know about that from the Shadowrun section posts.
• Lazuli

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• The current topic is "senseless", set by @Lazuli on 04.28.2059 >>>>>>
  
  
• And now for an important announcement... First, you may have noticed CT has been down for about two months. Yeah, well we've been moving the server to a more secure location, both physically and on the Matrix, with the help of the Lotus tribe of Otaku. This was mainly due to actions by Dot, Hojo, and Mirai 17 in those intervening two months.
• Lazuli
  
  
• yaaayyy!! we broke stuff!!
• dot
  
  
• Gonna break your fuckin' face tonight! GIMME SOMETHIN' TO BREAK!! *guitar crap goes here*
• MiraiMe
  
  
• Yes, anyway... And second, we're not doing the signature thing. Just too much work.
• Lazuli
  
  
• You're just lazy.
• Malkav
  
  
• ...Why aren't you dead yet?
• Bailong Yue
  
  
• He will be...
• Ceres
  
  
• No, I think I'll be doing fine for a while...
• Malkav

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• The current topic is "Here we go again...", set by @Lazuli on 01.01.2060 >>>>>>
  
  
• Finally, Lazuli! You finally update the server to the new Matrix standard.
• Sahandrian
  
  
• Yes, and I expect things to be very busy around here for the next few days, though hopefully more stable. I'm keeping Kejeri busy on the private BBS. But, for now, we welcome back an old member who vanished for a while.
• Lapis Lazuli
  
  
• ...Er, yes. I suppose I was a member back then. Even though it technically didn't exist...
• Alcuin Soltari
  
  
• You still exist?!
• Valius
  
  
• Holy dude!
• The Antilegend
  
  
• Who the hell?
• Malkav
  
  
• BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRD-MAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!!
• ZemTheManiac
  
  
• T3H 4NG3L GUY!
• Tenrai
  
  
• Good lord, this is like some sort of retard reunion...
• Lynne
  
  
• I... I'm just not part of this, okay?
• Adean
  
  
• Lapis... Should I be flattered or very, very afraid?
• Alcuin Soltari
  
  
• Well, some of the worst troublemakers are long-gone, now. EvilZem was banished years ago; though thanks to a pair of outsiders known as Knic and Thanatos, I've heard whispers about his return. I have no idea what would happen then, because as far as I know, Kejeri absorbed his energy when he first manifest. Otherwise, Zem is completely harmless now.
• Lapis Lazuli
  
  
• BOUNCEPOGOPOGOPOGOPOGOPOGOPOGOPOGOPOGOPOGOPOGOPOGO!!!!!!
• ZemTheManiac
  
  
• Assuming you're not concerned for your sanity or gender, of course.
• Tenrai
  
  
• As I was saying, Zem actually has relatives now, other than Ler. Most of the others are about the same as they were when you were around, except for Kabe and Valius.
• Lapis Lazuli
  
  
• Dude... "holy dude" would be such a cool thing to say...
• The Antilegend
  
  
• Why am I even here?
• Valius
  
  
• Because the next subject should concern you. Anyway, Kabe has... I'm not really sure. He went from the group's original combat master to... well, let's be honest. A drunken idiot. Valius lost his swords, but got a new one, and is actually in a relationship now. Seizetsu essentially vanished, but I know he's around here somewhere. You can meet the newer characters on your own.
• Lapis Lazuli
  
  
• What about the others? Cyril, Floriana, Shadow... Bioc, O'Cleiry, Dejara...
• Alcuin Soltari
  
  
• FLORI!!!! She helped me find the other side that we were on. I think. AND LIZARD PEOPLE!
• ZemTheManiac
  
  
• Cyril vanished long, long ago. The druid Cain and myself kept the realm together afterwards. Floriana and O'Cleiry are around, but never really show up any more. I have no idea what happened to Bioc or Dejara, but Shadow and the others are still around, somewhere. They might show up again once the realm is open.
• Lapis Lazuli
  
  
• And last, and probably least...
• Angel Hajime
  
  
• Of course, I'm terribly sorry... There are also the newer ones from Punimation, and the guest members like Mirai 17 and Forte.
• Lapis Lazuli
  
  
• Are angels flammable?
• Forte
  
  
• Probably. Feathers burn, and chicken tends to be pretty good.
• MiraiMe
  
  
• Mmm, holy chicken.
• Forte
  
  
• ...
• Alcuin Soltari
  
  
• Well, it depends, really. Lesser celestials would be, but the more powerful ones tend to have Fire Resistance 20...
• Sahandrian
  
  
• ...
• MiraiMe
  
  
• ...
• Forte
  
  
• SAHANDRIAN'S A DND NERD!
• Malkav
  
  
• ...shut up, would you?
• Sahandrian
  
  
• Deckers are weird, yo.
• Tenrai

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• The current topic is "You broke it, you broke it, you broke it, you broke it (ad infinitum)", set by ReiTheManiac on 05.04.2060 >>>>>>
  
  
• Ah, I haven't posted one of these in such a long time... and so many changes around here, too. New people, new relationships, like the one between my daughter and that cute Malkavian girl I'm not supposed to tell anyone about...
• Lapis Lazuli
  
  
• How could you do such a thing, and to your own daughter at that? Hah...
• Lunari
  
  
• I AM NOT CUTE!
• Gwynfi
  
  
• ...Gwynfi? You're seeing someone? And it's a girl..?
• Ceres
  
  
• ...DAMNIT! I shouldn't 've said anything...
• Gwynfi
  
  
• ...nothing I can say can possibly make this more amusing. I'ma go collapse with laughter now.
• Malkav
  
  
• ...yer the one who went an' started sleepin' with the woman who tried to kill 'im...
• Gwynfi
  
  
• ...
• Ceres
  
  
• ...with a woman now, is she? so now I find out her real reason for leaving.
• Valius
  
  
• Actually, I'm still bi. You're just an ass.
• Lynne
  
  
• If he's so bad, why did you ever get together with him in the first place?
• Bailong Yue
  
  
• Have you ever seen a dragonkin nude before, Yue? Let's just say certain attributes can make up for a lot of personality flaws...
• Lynne
  
  
• Icky.
• Gwynfi
  
  
• Actually, I have to agree with her. Say, Val, you're not seeing anyone at the moment, right?
• Lapis Lazuli
  
  
• ...That is IT. I'm leaving.
• Valius
  
  
• Exit User: Valius       { Exit }    >>>>>>
  
  
• ...dad, do you have to do that?
• Lynne
  
  
• What? It's not like I'm stealing him from you or anything.
• Lapis Lazuli
  
  
• This has to be the most amusing thing I've read in years...
• Lunari
  
  
• You people...
• Bailong Yue
  
  
• Come on, Bailong. You've been through a bit, too.
• Lapis Lazuli
  
  
• ...I don't want to talk about it around the clowns who talk here.
• Bailong Yue
  
  
• Come on Yue, out with it. Gwynfi told about me and Devin.
• Ceres
  
  
• ...how did you find out about this? ...San, what have you been telling people?
• Bailong Yue
  
  
• Well, she is a longtime friend of mine...
• Sahandrian
  
  
• ...oh, fine... we were on a run about three months ago, and I ran into a spirit that threw some kind of spell at me, and... turned me into a woman...
• Bailong Yue
  
  
• ...okay, it can get funnier.
• Malkav
  
  
• ...I am going to kill you all, you know that?
• Bailong Yue
  
  
• Finish the story. Everyone gets embarassed tonight.
• Ceres
  
  
• Fine... so San and I went out drinking, and then we woke up the next morning in his bed. And now I'm pregnant...
• Bailong Yue
  
  
• I'm sure Devin would give you a wiseass reply, but I think he's laughing too much to type anything.
• Ceres
  
  
• ...with twins.
• Bailong Yue
  
  
• Twins? When did you find this out?
• Ceres
  
  
• Just a few days ago. I'm afraid this will make everything so much harder on us...
• Bailong Yue
  
  
• I think you could use another mother's perspective on things. I'll call you.
• Ceres
  
  
• Thanks.
• Bailong Yue
  
  
• HAH! THEY ARE A MARRIED COUPLE!
• Malkav
  
  
• But I'm still killing him.
• Bailong Yue
  
  
• Wait, let's see if I can talk you down to 'severe injury' on the phone.
• Ceres
  
  
• Exit User: Ceres       { Exit }    >>>>>>
  
  
• Exit User: Bailong Yue       { Exit }    >>>>>>
  
  
• I just noticed something odd. Not one demand for yuri after the subject of my relationship with Gwyn came up...
• Lynne
  
  
• Exit User: Gwynfi       { Meeeeeeeeh! *hides* }    >>>>>>
  
  
• She's so cute... But I guess I should go calm her down
• Lynne
  
  
• Exit User: Lynne       { Exit }    >>>>>>
  
  
• It's been a quiet day here in general, really...
• Sahandrian
  
  
• It's prolly the lack of Tenrai and the 17s...
• The Antilegend
  
  
• Eh? You're usually just as bad. What's the occasion?
• Malkav
  
  
• I'm usually more drunk.
• The Antilegend

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• The current topic is "AND IT GOES A LITTLE SOMETHIN LIKE THIS", set by LerTheManiac on 07.10.2061 >>>>>>
  
  
• OH SHIT NEW MANAGEMENT
• LerTheManiac
  
  
• You belong to us now!
• ZemTheManiac
  
  
• WARNING.
• 11.00100100001111110110101001111001..2925982365....-#&*%$#
  
  
• ohnoz! Incoming reality alteration thingy! Quick! Someone use technobabble, it may be our only hope!
• ReiTheManiac
  
  
• Rotate the dilithium! Modify the blinky light thing! Couple the craple! Fabricate jibberish!
• ZemTheManiac
  
  
• WARNING.
• 01011001 01001111 01010101 00100000 01000111 01001111 01010100 00100000 01010111 01000101 01000001 01010011 01000101 01001100 01010011 00100000 01001111 01001110 00100000 01011001 01001111 01010101 01010010 00100000 01000110 01000001 01000011 01000101
  
  
• IT ISN'T WORKING! OH GOD, I CAN'T UNSTICK CAPS LOCK EITHER!
• LerTheManiac
  
  
• We are surely doomed! Where are all the superheroes?
• ReiTheManiac
  
  
• Their reality has not integrated! DOOM INDEED!
• ZemTheManiac
  
  
• IS THAT DILITHIUM ROTATED YET?!
• LerTheManiac
  
  
• WARNING.
• 594F5520474F542057454153454C53204F4E20594F5552204641434500
  
  
• Wait. Don't bother. It's here.
• LerTheManiac
  
  
• OH GOD
• ZemTheManiac
  
  
• DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDYYYYYYY-
• ReiTheManiac
  
  
• WARNING.
• *pop*
  
  
• ...
• LerTheManiac
  
  
• ...
• ReiTheManiac
  
  
• ...what the hell kind of cataclysm goes "pop"?
• ZemTheManiac
  
  
• System Notice
• *ding* Reality reintegrated. Have a nice day.
  
  
• ...oh, that's what it was. FALSE ALARM EVERYBODY.
• ReiTheManiac
  
  
• u guyz suck
• LerTheManiac
  
  
• So what did it do?
• ZemTheManiac
  
  
• It did giving you brain damage.
• LerTheManiac
  
  
• Failure. Utter failure. On the part of all concerned.
• Forte
  
  
• Oh. An update.
• ZemTheManiac
  
  
• He's just bitter. About more or less everything. And an update of what?
• Blues
  
  
• Just all of reality. But you didn't hear that from me.
• ZemTheManiac
  
  
• I'll just not ask.
• Blues
  
  
• Good plan.
• LerTheManiac
  
  
• Oh, this is back again? I guess that's good. Aside from being the cause of more headaches than I can count, it was entertaining. I won't have to hang around TUA and DSF all day now. Stuck in the apartment is kinda boring.
• San
  
  
• Why stuck in the apartment, brit?
• Devin
  
  
• Even you can't be that oblivious to my condition, loonie. We're getting into the last month or two now.
• San
  
  
• Like I keep track of when exactly Yue knocked you up.
• Devin
  
  
• Devin, behave.
• Ceres
  
  
• I'm ignoring him at this point.
• Yue
  
  
• And so the AUs have gone official at last, then.
• ZemTheManiac
  
  
• What?
• Ceres
  
  
• NOTHING. THERE WAS NO MIND-SHATTERING REVELATION ABOUT THE REALITIES OF OUR WORLD. CONTINUE AS IF THIS CONVERSATION NEVER TOOK PLACE.
• LerTheManiac
  
  
• Oh, right. Typical Maniac nonsense.
• Ceres
  
  

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• The current topic is "YOU WONT FIND ME HEHBADITAVTHO HO HO HO HO HO", set by ZemTheManiac on 12.21.2062 >>>>>>
  
  
• HEY GUESS WHAT I'M BORED.
• ZemTheManiac
  
  
• Then quit failing and do stuff.
• LerTheManiac
  
  
• DOESN'T FAIL! Do stuff with me!
• DezTheManiac
  
  
• ...who?
• The Antilegend
  
  
• SUPPOSEDLY Zem has a girlfriend now. But I think this is actually the result of TRICKERY AND DECEIT.
• LerTheManiac
  
  
• I IS NOT TRICKERY. Ler is made of lose and fail.
• DezTheManiac
  
  
• no u
• LerTheManiac
  
  
• no U
• ZemTheManiac
  
  
• NO U
• LerTheManiac
  
  
• EXCUSE ME THIS IS REACHING EPIC LEVELS OF STUPID.
• The Antilegend
  
  
• ...
• LerTheManiac
  
  
• ...
• ZemTheManiac
  
  
• ...
• DezTheManiac
  
  
• no u
• ZemTheManiac
  
  

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