You have just entered room "TheRandomAnyplace."
Afushonmarron: [Mwa ha ha!!]
Mantastic Mocha: [::Needs to adjust font...::]
Afushonmarron: [o.o ::prolly does too::]
Afushonmarron: [::screams randomly:: SETTING!!!]
Mantastic Mocha: [No, I just meant switching it to 75% in the "general preferences" tab. Efectively drops it to 9 point.]
Afushonmarron: [o.o Oh.]
Afushonmarron: [Shall we be at a random generic tavern?]
Mantastic Mocha: [::Not going to bother with typos unless it's an important one...:: But then again... Sure. And I'll adjust to what I used to use for Tenrai...]
Afushonmarron: [o.o You can use him however you want.]
Afushonmarron: [COLOR CLAIMING TIME!!]
Mantastic Mocha: [I want more colors... This isn't the right sort of brown...]
Afushonmarron: [o.o Sorry.]
Afushonmarron: [::clngs to Red:: >>]
Mantastic Mocha: [Okay...]
V Kotetsu V has entered the room.
V Kotetsu V has left the room.
V Kotetsu V has entered the room.
Afushonmarron: [And...we have Ryan.]
Afushonmarron: [o.O;;]
Afushonmarron: [Sort of.]
Mantastic Mocha: [Okay. Again. I say okay too much.]
Afushonmarron: [Ryan. ::points:: This is Chris.]
Afushonmarron: [Chris. ::points:: This is Ryan.]
V Kotetsu V: (Ah...chris, eh?)
Afushonmarron: [::sits on Chris' head::]
Mantastic Mocha: [::Has been pointed:: Hi.]
V Kotetsu V: (::jumps on his back and tries to pull his face off::-)
V Kotetsu V: (Your Mandy! Mandy I say!)
Afushonmarron: [x.x Ryan! Chris is not me.]
V Kotetsu V: (This is a mask!)
Afushonmarron: [That isn't even my Gateau name. x.x]
V Kotetsu V: ( I shall not be fooled!)
Afushonmarron: [::kicks Ryan off from Chris::]
Afushonmarron: [x.x Stoppit.]
V Kotetsu V: (::casts dispell magic on "chris" :: )
Mantastic Mocha: [::Has also been sat on.:: Oppotunities here, neh? ::Has face being pulled off::]
Afushonmarron: [::jumps off anyway:: Ew.]
Afushonmarron: [::kicks them all in character with Hwoarang's 'Cheap Shot' kick::]
Afushonmarron: [Setting is a random generic tavern!]
V Kotetsu V: (I love that name...)
Afushonmarron: [What name?]
V Kotetsu V: (chris's SN.)
Afushonmarron: [Oh. Yeah. Me too.]
Mantastic Mocha: [Wow. Usually you just tell me to shut up with an exasperated sigh... ::Going ic?::]
Afushonmarron: [Tell him where it came from, Chris.]
Mantastic Mocha: [Thanks. It's from a stupid Letterman joke about Ricky Martin...]
Afushonmarron: [::somewhat hyper:: I thought it was from the fanfic..]
Afushonmarron: [::shrugs and tackles Ryan IC::]
Mantastic Mocha: [I could quote the whole thing, but it went to the fic from there. It would confuse people to explain it.]
Afushonmarron: [Oh. x.x ::Steps through the rift in reality to the world of IC::]
Afushonmarron: ::From somewhere down the road, the roaring of a motorcycle could be heard, the Korean youth at the controls gunning the engine for all it was worth. He wanted people to know he was coming. More importantly, the tavern he was
Afushonmarron: approaching was a usual hang out spot of his..::
Mantastic Mocha: [::Feels alone in ooc-land. Steps ic, I guess...::]
Mantastic Mocha: [ But wait. First of all, can I have a miniature rocket launcher? ]
Afushonmarron: [o.o Uhh...as long as you don't use it.]
Mantastic Mocha: [ I only ever did once. And it exploded. But we were on a spaceship at the time, so it resulting in a blown-out airlock and the death of his opponent anyway...]
Afushonmarron: [o.o ::pushes chris IC::]
Mantastic Mocha: [ resulted* ]
Mantastic Mocha: { ::Pushed ic:: ]
Afushonmarron: [.. ::pushes Ryan IC too::]
Afushonmarron: [>> ::and waits::]
Afushonmarron: [Get IC or I'll use the 'G' word. ><]
V Kotetsu V: (can't...might havta go make corn.)
V Kotetsu V: (or husk corn, rather.)
Afushonmarron: [x.e Who saw this coming. ::Raises hand::]
Afushonmarron: [RYAN IS A DESERTER.]
V Kotetsu V: (fine fine.)
Afushonmarron: [MUST KILL.]
Afushonmarron: [v.v ::Crosses arms over chest, tapping foot on ground::]
Afushonmarron: [Do this for me, Ryan...and I'll RP as a red mage later.]
V Kotetsu V: (Is that a promise?)
Afushonmarron: [If indeed you do RP with us.]
V Kotetsu V: (will you RP....Marron as a red mage? Or the mage of your choice?)
Afushonmarron: [::nods::]
Mantastic Mocha: ::He heads into the tavern, having noticed some people already there. People to rip off? Annoy? Be ignored by until someone beats him up like last time? Appearance-wise, just imagine what would happen if Yuffie Kisaragi was a guy.
V Kotetsu V: (I want my dream of Final Fantasy with sorcerer hunter characters to be a reality!)
Afushonmarron: [Okay, Ryan. All you have to do is RP as my rival.]
V Kotetsu V: (HAHAHAHAHA!!! YOUR SOUL IS MINE!!! ::Steals Mandies soul:: )
Afushonmarron: [::pushes him IC:: Yeah, yeah...]
V Kotetsu V: (::eats the soul and runs IC::-)
V Kotetsu V: (gulp.)
Mantastic Mocha: [ ::Using his most annoying chara - Tenrai!:: ::finishes typing intro now:: ]
Afushonmarron: [Mwa ha ha ha...Tenrai.]
Afushonmarron: [Everyone IC now! No more OOC! XD]
Afushonmarron: [::IC::]
Mantastic Mocha: In other words, a japanese guy who looks about 15 but is actually 19. He has a brown bag slung over his shoulder full of more bizarre items than I care to describe, and inexplicably has aviator's goggles pushed up into his messy
Mantastic Mocha: hair...::
V Kotetsu V has left the room.
Mantastic Mocha: [ This is ineresting... sort of... ]
Afushonmarron: ::The motorcycle came to a stop right outside the tavern, the Korean youth yanking the keys out of the ignition. Depositing said keys into the pocket of his jeans, he hopped off from the hog. He was currently wearing his regular
Afushonmarron: street clothes...which consisted of blue jeans covered by leather chaps, a faded purple sleeveless top with the insignia of a killing hawk on the back, boots..and aviator goggles tucked right at his hairline to keep the unruly mess
Afushonmarron: of red locks out of his eyes. Putting out the kickstand of his bike, he made his way on into the tavern, kicking the door open and meandering on inside..::
Afushonmarron: [Ryan does that a lot. He'll have hell to pay for it later.]
Mantastic Mocha: [ Eh... This should be an interesting conversation while it lasts either way... ]
Afushonmarron: [Eyup.]
Afushonmarron: [::IC::]
Mantastic Mocha: [ ::likewise:: ]
Mantastic Mocha: ::He walks in after the other guy, pausing momentarily to consider if there was anything of value worth grabbing on the bike, then deciding against it. Upon entering, he sits right down beside the other as if this behavior was
Mantastic Mocha: expected from him.:: Hi there.
Afushonmarron: ...Uh. Hey. ::A skeptical red brow lifted as those brown eyes scrutinized his current peer..::
V Kotetsu V has entered the room.
V Kotetsu V has left the room.
V Kotetsu V has entered the room.
Afushonmarron: ::He cleared his throat, speaking mysteriously:: ...Are you a new member?
Mantastic Mocha: Member? I dunno. Am I supposed to be? I'll consider it if it's free. But probably not. Free deals are never worth it. ::He pauses to look over the other guy, but doen't give him much time to react.:: Nice glasses. Look kinda weird
Mantastic Mocha: in pink hair though. ::He tosses this off casually, not really taking any notice of the actual shade of his hair.::
Afushonmarron: ...Pink hair...? ::Both brows lifted this time, brown eyes becoming stained with annoyance::
Afushonmarron: Dude, are you colorblind?
Mantastic Mocha: ::maintaining his usualy fast pace, he continues:: I dunno. You're the one who said it's pink, not me. I think it's kinda relative anyway.
V Kotetsu V: ::Jin would...enter into the tavern..in that non-descriptive way a person dose when the rper isen't sure of the character just yet::
Afushonmarron: ....Kid, you bug me.
Mantastic Mocha: It's a talent. But I think I still need practice. What do you say?
Afushonmarron: ::He didn't bother to take notice of the new occupant of the bar...and just gave his current peer a hard stare with the unasked question of, "Why are you still here.?"::
Mantastic Mocha: ::Taking absolutley zero notice of the glare, he turns to the newcomer:: Hi there. We were just trying to decide if his hair is pink or not. I guess he thinks it is, cause he said so, but I'm really not sure.
V Kotetsu V: ...Its really not pink.
Afushonmarron: ::A slightly annoyed roll of the eyes as he took notice of the new occupant of the bar and...oh holy hell. With a loud THUNK, the chair he had been sitting in hit the floor. An accusing finger poked out of his fingerless glove at
Afushonmarron: the newcomer:: YOU!!
V Kotetsu V: ....Yeah?
V Kotetsu V: Oh..its you.
Afushonmarron: What the hell are you doing here, Kazama?!
Mantastic Mocha: Okay then, ::at this point he turns back to the first guy:: Then we have on vote for an-- ::Pauses as the other guy jumps up::
Mantastic Mocha: ::after a moment, he continues dejectedly...:: You could have at least let me finish...
V Kotetsu V: What, I'm not allowed to hang out here?
Afushonmarron: ::He stamped his foot on the ground and got a bit closer to Jin, giving him a glare that would have turned hell to ice..::
V Kotetsu V: ::he shoots back a glare tthat could melt that ice right back down::
Afushonmarron: ...Don't you DARE give me that innocent shit, Kazama...
V Kotetsu V: What, you think I came here looking for you?
V Kotetsu V: Don't flatter yourself, your not that important.
Mantastic Mocha: ::Stares blankly at a space in the air...sort of between the two, but a bit more towards the pink hair guy... Then half-mumbles something to himself... :: I really think I missed something here...
Afushonmarron: Oh, OUCH...that means a whole lot coming out of a mama's boy like you..
V Kotetsu V: hmph...like the words of an undisciplined street punk mean anything to me?
Afushonmarron: BAH!! ::He turned and snap-kicked the table that Tenrai was currently siting at in half. Completely in half.::
Afushonmarron: Just because you're a preppy little rich kid doesn't mean you can shoot off at the mouth like that!
V Kotetsu V: Hmph...too bad you can't split anything but tables with a kick that weak..
Mantastic Mocha: ::Doesn't pay attention to the table. He's still trying to figure this all out... And is slowly coming to a conclusion that has a 99% chance of being horribly off-base::
V Kotetsu V: Why don't you just buzz off?
Afushonmarron: ...Oh, yeah? How about I split your neck with it?!
V Kotetsu V: Heh, don't flatter yourself, you woulden't have a chance.
Afushonmarron: ...Now he tells me to buzz off. ::The Korean sounded amused.::
Afushonmarron: Little rich bastard!
Afushonmarron: C'mon! I challenge you to a rematch, right here, right now!
V Kotetsu V: .....
V Kotetsu V: I Don't want to waste my time with you tonight.
Afushonmarron: Oh? What not?
Afushonmarron: *now
Afushonmarron: Cowardly rich mama's boy..
Afushonmarron: Do I hear mama calling you?
V Kotetsu V: ::he turns his back to his rival:: too easy. I'd rather have a challenge.
Mantastic Mocha: ::Decides it's the most logical thing he's thought of in a while, so goes with it:: Are you guys, like, ex-boyfriends or something? not that I have anything against it or anything, but this could be just like an episode of Springer
Afushonmarron: Ahaha! You're makin' me laugh, Kazama.
V Kotetsu V: ::wince...::
Afushonmarron: ::Stops. And stares at Tenrai::
V Kotetsu V: mabye you should shut your mouth befor I do it for you...
Mantastic Mocha: ! ::Has a completely undescribable look on his face that falls exactly between sudden genius and utter stupidity.::
Afushonmarron: ...::Kicks his fallen chair in the direction of Tenrai::
Afushonmarron: Anyway.
V Kotetsu V: (Thats a pretty big gap, chris.)
Afushonmarron: [I thought it was funny. XD]
V Kotetsu V: )(it was.
Mantastic Mocha: ::Tries to get out of the way of the chair as fast as possible, and with a wild flailing of his arms, falls onto the floor. :: No, then? Or did I just offend someone? This is confusing...
Afushonmarron: So, mama's boy...are you up to it, or does Mommy have you change your diaper?
Afushonmarron: *your
Mantastic Mocha: [ Now do you see why people have levelled building to get rid of him? ]
Afushonmarron: [WTF...]
Afushonmarron: [You = to]
Afushonmarron: [Lol...yeah. But that was funny, Chris.]
Afushonmarron: [Well-timed too.]
V Kotetsu V: .....
Mantastic Mocha: [ buildings* ]
V Kotetsu V: I still say your not worth it.
Afushonmarron: [Argh. If I suddenly leave, its because the power went out.]
Afushonmarron: You're just afraid of me.
Afushonmarron: Hey, I didn't LOSE last time...
V Kotetsu V: A punk like you would never understand.
Afushonmarron: We fought to a draw.
Mantastic Mocha: [ Same here. Thunder is cool and all, just not when in a RP... ]
Afushonmarron: A punk like me, eh?
V Kotetsu V: hmph...you trying to convince me, or yourself?
Afushonmarron: Maybe a rich boy like you would never understand.
V Kotetsu V: Either way, your not stronger then me.
Afushonmarron: How do you know?
V Kotetsu V: ...rich boy intuition, mabye?
Afushonmarron: That was lame.
V Kotetsu V: just give it up for tonight, I'm not in the right mood.
Afushonmarron: Not in the right mood.
Mantastic Mocha: ::from under the table:: Wasn't that supposed to be women's intuition?
Afushonmarron: He might be right, Kazama.
Afushonmarron: ::He smirked.:: Are you on the rag, Kazama?
Mantastic Mocha: Well, I guess it goes for guys like that, too... I wouldn't know, but I know this guy... ::trails off::
V Kotetsu V: .....
V Kotetsu V: Allright, fine.
V Kotetsu V: Lets get this over with.
Mantastic Mocha: :: Quieted down after recalling a chair flying towards his head. ::
Afushonmarron: And your mommy isn't here to give you a band-aid when this is over, little boy.
V Kotetsu V: Just shut up.
Afushonmarron: ::He shrugged:: Right.
V Kotetsu V: Or is flapping your lips the only real thing your good at?
Afushonmarron: ::He then got into his fighting stance. His right leg in the front, left leg in the back, his fists leveled with his chest. He began shifting his weight from one foot to the other, summoning his fighting spirit..:
Afushonmarron: Shut up and fight me.
Mantastic Mocha: ::Then immediately forgets and pipes up with another happily stupid comment.:: But hey! If you guys are having problems with each other, I could give you his number! ::He has yet to realize how entirely wrong his entire
Mantastic Mocha: perception of the situation is.::
Afushonmarron: ::And there went one half of that broken table, in Tenrai's direction...courtesy of Hwoarang's left foot::
Afushonmarron: C'mon, Jinny-boy...
Mantastic Mocha: :: Crawls back further underneath the table he's hiding below... :: Well fine, I can see how you two had relationship problems with those sorts of attitudes...
V Kotetsu V: What, you afraid to take the first move?
V Kotetsu V: Fine, I'll end it in one strike.
Afushonmarron: ::Taunting, he'd shift his stance so that his left foot was in front, then his right...then his left...he repeated this several times.::
Afushonmarron: Right, right...
Afushonmarron: Your grandfather has made you way too sure of yourself.
V Kotetsu V: ::fine.
V Kotetsu V: ::he dashes (wrong word) just a step closer to his rival, and aims a quick jab at his head::
Afushonmarron: ::No go. Hwoarang ducked just as he saw the punch going out and tried for a kick to Jin's right ankle with his left leg.::
Mantastic Mocha: [ I'm resisting the urge to let him misinterpret everything for two reasons - I can't type fast enough to get all the stupid comments down, and he'll get his ass kicked. ]
Afushonmarron: [Lol...Chris...just keep them coming. Its funny..]
Mantastic Mocha: [Okay...]
V Kotetsu V: ::Jin just respinds by steeps to the left, and bringing his eblow down on the orange haired punks back::
Afushonmarron: ::Well, that WOULD have hurt. But, still in a crouch, Hwoarang side-stepped to Jin's left side, trying again to kick him in the ankle. He was just playing around currently to make Jin angry..::
Mantastic Mocha: ::Now that last one worried him a little... No wonder they didn't get along. Bad attitudes and before each other, the one guy and some old geezer? He smacks himself in the head to get rid of the mental image there.]
Mantastic Mocha: ::8
Mantastic Mocha: ::*
Afushonmarron: [LMFAO...]
Afushonmarron: [That is just WRONG...]
V Kotetsu V: ::which would have been fine...except Jin steps to the right and snaps his foot up, kicking at hwoarangs face::
Afushonmarron: ::Whoa. Close one there. The toe of Jin's shoe was a centimeter from hitting Hwoarang's chin as he fell back defensively to avoid the blow. Quickly getting up afterwards, he thrust his left leg out several times in an attempted
Afushonmarron: machine gun kick combo..::
Mantastic Mocha: ::For just a moment, he wondered who was with the pink guy bef-- "No," he told himself, "pink hair? No, I don't think we need to go into that one..." After which he goes back to watching the fight from under the table...::
V Kotetsu V: ::Jin spins to the side, so the kicks pass right by his chest...he traps hwoarangs leg, and responds with a kick of his own, only releasing the other mands leg when his own has connected::
V Kotetsu V: brb (food.)
Mantastic Mocha: :: Has a stupid little naive existence, huh? ::
Afushonmarron: ::Wince. Jin's kick actually got him in the stomach. Just as his trapped leg was being released, he used the other one to jump up and try to kick Jin in the head as a counter move.::
Afushonmarron: [Indeed. XD]
Mantastic Mocha: [I think dinner is almost ready. But I'll sit here for a little while longer. ::Has been saving the RP periodically, for the heck of it.:: ]
Afushonmarron: [Lol.]
Afushonmarron: [I do that to every RP I have, usually.]
Afushonmarron: [BRB!! Switching SNs.]
Afushonmarron has left the room.
Hwoaraung has entered the room.
Hwoaraung: [There. Back.]
Mantastic Mocha: [ Welcome back. Dinner is ready now... So I'm on afk for about 10 - 15 minutes. ]
Hwoaraung: [Okay.]
Hwoaraung: [::sits here all lonely like:: ...]
Hwoaraung: [Oooh...lag. ><]
Mantastic Mocha: [ Okay. I is back. ]
Hwoaraung: [WB.]
Hwoaraung: [I'm still lagging. x.x For...three more minutes.]
Mantastic Mocha: Okay...
Mantastic Mocha: []
Mantastic Mocha: *
Hwoaraung: [o.o What did ya have for dinner? >>]
Mantastic Mocha: [ The shift key, and the enter button, should be further apart. Corn and some sort of steak thingy. ]
Mantastic Mocha: [ That's a stupid idea. But I'll do it anyway. ]
Hwoaraung: [What?]
Mantastic Mocha: [ Doing this. It's won't show up. Both becuas ei't stoo small and you don't have this font. ]
Mantastic Mocha: [ Crap. There must've been 10 typos in that thing. ]
Mantastic Mocha: [ Okay. Back to a normal font now. ]
Hwoaraung: [kay..o.o;;]
Hwoaraung: [::No longer lagging::]
Mantastic Mocha: [ In case you were wondering, I was uring Avalon Quest font. ]
Mantastic Mocha: [ using* ]
Hwoaraung: [o.o Oh.]
Mantastic Mocha: [ Should I just use Courier and bother people with that? ]
Hwoaraung: [If you want to.]
Mantastic Mocha: [ I've never liked this font, you know that? ]
Hwoaraung: [Me either.]
Mantastic Mocha: [But I'm going to use it now. Just because. Now I need a new color.]
Mantastic Mocha: [There. For no real reason.]
Mantastic Mocha: [ Splode. ]
Senman no Konsei has entered the room.
Hwoaraung: [I'd rather not splode. o.o;;]
Mantastic Mocha: [ No. Drink Splode. ]
Hwoaraung: [Uh. What?]
Senman no Konsei: [Whatever it is, I'm sure you shouldn't bother trying to figure it out.]
Mantastic Mocha: [ Nobody remembers that commercial. They were making fun of Mountain Dew and Surge. So Drink Splode. ]
Hwoaraung: [::stuffs her counterpart screen name in a box:: Oh.]
Mantastic Mocha: [ You confuse me. ]
Hwoaraung: [Ryan isn't coming back, I think.]
Mantastic Mocha: [ Me too. ]
Senman no Konsei: [::gets out of the box:: x.x He never does.]
V Kotetsu V: ( I am.)
V Kotetsu V: (I ALWAYS come back.)
Hwoaraung: [Oh. Well, look at that...he proved me wrong.]
V Kotetsu V: (but ussually you've all left.)
Mantastic Mocha: [ Look, I can make boxes, too! -> [] (box) ]
Hwoaraung: [Uh. Look, I can throw a pie..]
Hwoaraung: [ =====[} ]
V Kotetsu V: (mandy..)
Hwoaraung: [Mmhm?]
V Kotetsu V: (Roll 1 2 sided die.)
Hwoaraung: [Why?]
V Kotetsu V: (I need to decide whether I want to focus on magic or physical stuff...)
Hwoaraung: [On what? o.O;;]
V Kotetsu V: (Balders Gate 2.)
*OnlineHost*: Hwoaraung rolled 1 2-sided die: 2
V Kotetsu V: (ack..i forgot to decide which side would be which choice...)
Hwoaraung: [Too late now.]
Senman no Konsei: [::throws them all IC:: Hush you all.]
Senman no Konsei: [Tell me if you need an extra character...::flops down in lurk land::]
Mantastic Mocha: [ And I can Drink Splode. See? can-> #>()' <-person ::insert drinking here:: little person pieces-> **X** Splode. ]
Hwoaraung: [o.o Interesting...]
Hwoaraung: [>> Are we...going back IC before I start RPing with myself again?]
Mantastic Mocha: [ You start. I just make fun of you. ]
Hwoaraung: ::Blah, blah..just got kicked in the gut, kicked at Jin's head right before he could let Hwoarang's other leg go..::
Mantastic Mocha: [ Quiet Zem. Fabio will not make a guest appearance, no matter how neat it would be. ]
Senman no Konsei: [o.O;;]
V Kotetsu V: (Allright...)
V Kotetsu V: ::well, having been kicked in the head, Jin reel and stumbles back a little, but quickly regains his stance::
Mantastic Mocha: [ He does NOT have magic duck beams! Be quiet! Fabio is not the master of water fowl death! ]
Mantastic Mocha: [ ::ic:: ]
Hwoaraung: ::He would have just fallen down on his ass had it not been for his excellent balance. He somehow managed to land on the foot that Jin had just let go of, hopping back on one leg for a moment before getting back into his stance::
V Kotetsu V: well....
Senman no Konsei has left the room.
Afushonmarron has entered the room.
Mantastic Mocha: I'd just like to say this is the strangest foreplay I've ever seen. Oh wait, you boke up. I forgot. ::Resumes hiding under table:: Nevermind...
Mantastic Mocha: [ broke* ]
Hwoaraung: A well is a deep thought for such a shallow mind, Jinny.
V Kotetsu V: ..Your one to talk.
Hwoaraung: ::He had taken to ignoring the little punk who kept making impossible comments::
Mantastic Mocha: :: Doesn't mind, at least there hasn't been a savage beating yet. ::
V Kotetsu V: ::he approces Hwoarang again, firing off two quick feints to his head befor aunching the real punch from his other hand, at his rivals stomach::
Hwoaraung: ::Oh no. Not this time. Catching Jin's fist right before it could hit his stomach with both hands, he'd hold Jin's wrist firmly and lift up his right leg to grind his heel into Jin's face::
Mantastic Mocha: :: Considres going to slepp under the table. Doesn't think anyone will mind. ::
Mantastic Mocha: [ sleep* ]
V Kotetsu V: ::Well, he's still got another hand, dosen't he? And its that hand that would try to beat Hwoarang to the punch (so to speach) by stricking his face::
Hwoaraung: Heh heh. ::Well, it just so happened that Hwoarang's leg caught Jin's other arm before he could punch him in the face...what do you know, unless Jin could think of something now, Hwoarang was going to take him to the floor and stomp
Hwoaraung: on his chest with the other foot..::
V Kotetsu V: (you caught an arm with a leg?)
Hwoaraung: [Yup.]
V Kotetsu V: (how the hey"?)
Hwoaraung: [If I were in front of you, I could explain how he did that.]
Mantastic Mocha: ::sleepily:: Well I guess now we know who's on top...
Hwoaraung: [He's pinning Jin's arm with his leg and holding it there.]
Mantastic Mocha: [ I always prefer doing it the other way. Making Mandy hop on one foot is funny. ]
Hwoaraung: [x.x No it isn't..]
Hwoaraung: [At least Hwoa-kun has better balance than I do.]
Mantastic Mocha: [ Yes it is. You were the one who was pretending to be Hwoarang. And I found a very simple answer that made you look really silly. ]
V Kotetsu V: (So whats he going to attack with?)
Hwoaraung: [Uh. I dunno. Headbutt?]
V Kotetsu V: (bolth his arms are occupied, and so are his legs.)
Mantastic Mocha: [ His pants? ]
Hwoaraung: [WTF?!]
Mantastic Mocha: [ Why not? ]
V Kotetsu V: ::and that would be Jins next move, taking advantage of Hwoarangs current off balance stat to headbutt him::
V Kotetsu V: (Thanks.)
Seiji Tataki has entered the room.
Seiji Tataki: ((I AM THE NOODLE BOY GHOST! GHOST WANT TAQUITOS!))
Afushonmarron: [o.O;;]
Seiji Tataki: ((Yum! Dirt! Yum! Air!))
Seiji Tataki: ((None can withstand my doggy style attack! Zoo! Zoo!))
Hwoaraung: ::And thud, that would mean both of them would go tumbling to the floor unless Jin could hold them both up. A bit dazed, but not really hurt...the Korean would try his best to pull them both to the floor::
Afushonmarron: [Jon. That...thats enough..]
Seiji Tataki: ((Sorry. I'm lightheaded.))
Afushonmarron: [::clings to Jon and pats him on the head::]
Mantastic Mocha: [ ::ic::]
V Kotetsu V: ::so he falls to the floor::
Afushonmarron: [We know. Its okay.]
Mantastic Mocha: Hey, get a room you two...
Seiji Tataki: ((No, really. I'm kinda dizzy.))
Afushonmarron: [Aww...::hug::]
Mantastic Mocha: [ Do I get one? ]
V Kotetsu V: :::but as soon as he lands, his first move is to turn to Hwoarang and jab him in the face, befor even getting up::
Seiji Tataki: ((No! Mine!))
Mantastic Mocha: [ Well fine then... You already missed all the good sexual comments, I think... ]
Hwoaraung: ::And how was Jin planning on doing that with both of his arms rather occupied. Raging, the Korean tried to kick at the Kazama boy while they were both still down...with his one free leg.::
Afushonmarron: [...If only a certain character were to walk in on this...x.x;; Hoo boy...]
Afushonmarron: ["What're you guys doin'? Mud-wrestlin' sans mud?"]
V Kotetsu V: Your just Crazy! ::twisting to the side to try and avoid the kick, he heabutts Hwoarang again::
Mantastic Mocha: [ No, they won't let you join. ]
Mantastic Mocha: [ I know what we need. Fabio and the Worm Army. ]
Hwoaraung: You fucking m----::Ow! That one hurt just a little. He'd attempt to twist to get in a better position to...aha! Sling the Kazama boy into the corner of the bar, letting him go in the process.::
Mantastic Mocha: [ Umm... ]
Hwoaraung: [No. Just...no.]
Mantastic Mocha: [ It's too late now. ]
Afushonmarron: [o.o ::clings to Jon::]
V Kotetsu V: ::so Jin gose hurling into the bar, though he springs to his feet in a few seconds::
Seiji Tataki: ((o.o))
Mantastic Mocha: [ ::clings to giant plushie dice... for some reason:: ]
Hwoaraung: ...moron. ::He finished his earlier insult, rubbing his forehead where he had been headbutted moments earlier. He'd then get to his feet and back into his fighting stance::
V Kotetsu V: hmph, not ready to give up yet?
Afushonmarron: [::clings to Chris and to Jon at the same time::]
Hwoaraung: You're kidding, right? I'm just warming up.
Mantastic Mocha: [ At this point, do you think Fabio should appear in a squirrel outfit and use his water fowl powers to end it all? ]
Afushonmarron: [No, Chris.]
Afushonmarron: [x.x That is...past the levels of moronic.]
Mantastic Mocha: [ How about a giant walking tub of Crisco? ]
Afushonmarron: [No. Zem might be a god addition, though.]
V Kotetsu V: (so mandy, will you fufill my dream of Final Fantasy Sorceror Hunters?)
Mantastic Mocha: [ If you insist... ]
Afushonmarron: [*good]
Mantastic Mocha: [ ::ic:: ]
Afushonmarron: [When we're done with this RP, Ryan.]
V Kotetsu V: 9THIS rp IS i for tonight.)
V Kotetsu V: (Roll another die. 1 is for fighter, 2 is for mage.)
Seiji Tataki: ((..))
Afushonmarron: [Ryan, what did you just say? That was so full of typos..]
Mantastic Mocha: [ Tenrai falls asleep under the table. He never really liked fights. He always loses. ]
V Kotetsu V: (My keyboard is breaking. Many of the keys a3e becoming unresponsie.)
V Kotetsu V: (..Like the V key.)
Afushonmarron: [Okay. But what did you say?]
V Kotetsu V: (I said, roll a die.)
Seiji Tataki: ((Stop typing badly to make excuses.))
Afushonmarron: [Before that.]
V Kotetsu V: (I said, "This RP is it for tonight.")
V Kotetsu V: (I don't feel like fufilling my RP vision tonight.)
Afushonmarron: [e.e Okay.]
Afushonmarron: [Then..I'm going back IC.]
Mantastic Mocha: [ In one abnormally dark corner, it starts snowing. It snows greenish purple snow. Why? Figure it out for yourself... ]
Afushonmarron: [I rolled a 2, by the way.]
V Kotetsu V: (half Elf conjuror it is..)
V Kotetsu V: (If it was really a two.)
V Kotetsu V: (well....wait, where did you roll one?)
Hwoaraung: ::So ANYWAY. The mun was getting ready to throw Hwoa-kun's goggles at Ryan...::
Seiji Tataki: ((Roll a two sided die. If it's 1, I'm idle. if it's 2, I enter. if you roll a three, I enter and beat Ryan's character into a pulp.))
Hwoaraung: [>>;; I rolled a three?]
Hwoaraung: [Lemme go get my dice..]
Seiji Tataki: ((Whee!))
V Kotetsu V: (What, pay tell, I did ever do to you?)
V Kotetsu V: pray*
Seiji Tataki: ((You're irritating.))
Hwoaraung: [Uh. I actually rolled a 4..]
Hwoaraung: [What does that get us?]
V Kotetsu V: (fuck you.)
Hwoaraung: [x.x Guys...]
Seiji Tataki: ((#4, I bring in a multitude of random characters, who do a random number of things, which may or may not include beating Ryan's character to a pulp.))
V Kotetsu V: (fine, I'm out of here.)
Seiji Tataki: ((Ryan. You now have the chance to roll saving throws.))
Hwoaraung: [x.x Ryan...]
Hwoaraung: [Leave the RP, and the deal is off.]
V Kotetsu V: (Fuck this, I can see when I'm not wanted.)
V Kotetsu V has left the room.
Seiji Tataki: ((Wow. That's a first.))
Hwoaraung: [x.x;;]
Seiji Tataki: ((e.e My toleration of stupidity hit rock bottom this week.))
Hwoaraung: ::Hurray! Hwoarang just kicked Jin's ass. How? Uh. He just did. A machine gun kick combo here, bloody heel..and a charge up attack knocked the rich mama's boy flat on his ass.::
Mantastic Mocha: [Does this mean I should abandon using Zem for the moment?]
Hwoaraung: [o.o ::shrugs:: Whatever you want, Chris.]
Mantastic Mocha: [ Or go ahead with it anyway? By the way, the thing with the snow, etc, up there was supposed to be ic. I just wasn't paying attention... ]
Hwoaraung: [Oh.]
Mantastic Mocha: [okay... ::ic:: ]
Hwoaraung: [::shrug:: Jon...come IC with me and Chris.]
Seiji Tataki: ((..I'm probably gonna enter someone like, I dunno. John Chrichton. Or, Uhm. Jack O'Neil.))
Hwoaraung: [Eh?]
Seiji Tataki: ((...Sci-fi show peeps.))
Mantastic Mocha: [There is a peculiar sound of rabbits screaming coming from everywhere, though it is very quiet. The shadow of a monkey appears under a far table and starts doing the Macarena.]
Hwoaraung: [o.o ... ::draws a blank::]
Mantastic Mocha: [From what appears to be a great distance, there is a sort of "YEEEEE!!!!" sound, getting closer every second.]
Mantastic Mocha: [I keep using the fic things. I was working on typing that last night... ::hits self...::]
Mantastic Mocha: [Previous two posts before the above, [ ] = ::... and now, ::ic::]
Hwoaraung: [Damnit. Fuck everything I posted after Ryan left.]
V Kotetsu V has entered the room.
Hwoaraung: ::So...he's still standing there in a fighting stance and all.::
Seiji Tataki: ((<insert cynical comment here>))
Afushonmarron: [::crosses fingers:: Pleeease be nice, boys...]
Afushonmarron: [x.x Or...I'll kick someone's ass in the worst way.]
Afushonmarron: [O_O When Mandy Attacks!]
V Kotetsu V: Well....got anymore to throw at me, street punk?
Afushonmarron: [::lurk..::]
Hwoaraung: Like I said, mama's boy...I'm just warming up.
V Kotetsu V: Show me.
Mantastic Mocha: ::Suddenly the sourse of that odd noise is seen. The speeding figure of a short guy with green hair, an unstrapped straightjacket, blue jeans painted green, and fuzzy pink bunny slippers can be seen skiing down a slpoe apparently
Mantastic Mocha: contained entirely within the shadows that were snowing. The skis he uses appear to be large sporks. He is on a direct collision course with Hwoarang.::
V Kotetsu V: ::he glances over:: What the hell is that??!
Hwoaraung: ...what the fuck?! ::He'd side-step, a brow quirked up almost to his hairline as the green haired guy...skiied towards him::
Mantastic Mocha: [And if Mandy doesn't feel like doing something, everyone should fear the powers of Zem the Maniac... According to current theory, he is a direct decendant of Zemus... But that has yet to be proven...]
Hwoaraung: [^^ Mandy is sitting here waiting for interesting things to happen. ]
Mantastic Mocha: [::ic::]
Hwoaraung: [::ditto::]
V Kotetsu V: (Zemus?)
V Kotetsu V: (Like from FFIV?)
Afushonmarron: [::nods sagely..::]
Afushonmarron: [Chris has weirder ideas than I do sometimes..]
V Kotetsu V: (How could he have decendants? He was frozen in the center of the moon till they released and killed him...)
Mantastic Mocha: ::He skiis right past the one of pink hair, staight up the wall, and halfway across the ceiling to a point just above Hwoarang, from which he falls onto the pink one amid a cloud of greenish purple snow.::
Afushonmarron: [O_O Nobody knoooows...]
V Kotetsu V: (I donb't see how he had any time to be mackin' it with the ladies..)
Seiji Tataki: ((He's magically delicious.))
V Kotetsu V: (And I'd think he was too busy telepathically controling people and trying to destroy humanity..)
V Kotetsu V: (Good god that was bad, jon.)
Hwoaraung: ::Does not have pink hair. On that note, the green haired one fell on top of him...with a bunch of weird snow.:: OOF!
Seiji Tataki: ((Depends on how clean your mind is.))
Afushonmarron: [...Er...can we stop being so analytical? x.x]
Seiji Tataki: ((..No.))
Hwoaraung: [Huhuhuh...she said..'anal'...]
Mantastic Mocha: [ Half an explanation is here: http://www.oocities.org/zemthemaniac/kejeri_bio.html , and half of it is here: http://www.oocities.org/zemthemaniac/zem.html . Good luck. ]
Afushonmarron: [GDGDHSEGDH....::kicks her counterpart and lurks::]
Seiji Tataki: ((e.e ::Curls up into a ball::..))
Seiji Tataki: ((Zzzz..))
Mantastic Mocha: [::ic::]
Afushonmarron: [::hugs everyone and lurks more::]
Hwoaraung: ::Anyhow. Zem just fell on him.::
Seiji Tataki: ((::snag::No lurk.))
Afushonmarron: [::snagged:: o.o]
Afushonmarron: [>> ::Marries Jon and goes on a honeymoon with him::]
Mantastic Mocha: ::Leaps up from the snow:: BWAR!! Who dares challenge the plastic pinapple of 52.7778 dooms?!?! ::Holds up a small blue cheese grater triumphantly::
Seiji Tataki: ((Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha~! Tremble before my superior Irken technology!))
Hwoaraung: ::Crawls out from the snow, in a considerable daze considering the events that just took place...::
Seiji Tataki: ((..But I can see you. You're right there.::point::-))
Seiji Tataki: ((..::move::..Lies! Liiiies!))
Seiji Tataki: ((No. Really. You're right..::Moves finger::..There.))
Afushonmarron: [::hugs Jon and covers his mouth::]
Seiji Tataki: ((..::Pushes a button::...Tremble before the might of m--*mute*))
Seiji Tataki: ((::moves:: o.o;. ::continues))
Seiji Tataki: *::-))
Seiji Tataki: ((....But I can't *see* it.))
Afushonmarron: [o.o Jon, hon...shhh...]
Mantastic Mocha: WHEEEAARR!! ::Spins around in a circle madly, swinging the cheese grater around in a path that would bring it into direct conflict with Hwoarang's hair, thus... CHEESE GRATING IT!!::
V Kotetsu V has left the room.
Seiji Tataki: ((What? You mean you can see me? (Mmhmm..::nod::-) but you can't see it? (Right. Your "mighty" Irken cloak cloaks the machine, but not you.). Well, that's stupid. (I agree.) How DARE you agree with me?!))
Hwoaraung: ::Oh, no. No no. Zem would miss by a wide margin as the confused Hwoarang would dash out of the way, headed right for the door..::
V Kotetsu V has entered the room.
Hwoaraung: ::Blah blah, now near the door to escape the wrath of Zem's cheese grater...pissed beyond belief while confused at the same time.::
V Kotetsu V: What exactly is going on?
Hwoaraung: ...I'll let you know when I figure it out.
Mantastic Mocha: ::Looks stunned for a moment:: Henry the potted plant escapeth!! The flasks deamnd the presence of Henry the potted plant!! ::Swings the cheese grater towards Hwoarang and a small red-cloaked thing wearing a mask while on a pogo
Mantastic Mocha: stick goes flying out towards him.::
Hwoaraung: What the FUCK?! ::Kicks the flying...thing...away from him. Or tries to anyway..::
Mantastic Mocha: ::BWAHAHA!! Unfortunately for "him," the Cursed Spring Attack requires mere touch to unleash it's horrible effect!! Now one must wonder, what is the feminine form of "Hwoarang"?::
V Kotetsu V has left the room.
V Kotetsu V has entered the room.
Hwoaraung: [.....::shakes her head:: No, you just didn't.]
V Kotetsu V: (I think he did.)
Mantastic Mocha: [Yes. I did. ::Laughs madly:: ]
Mantastic Mocha: [Hooray for Ranma. And you're the one who told me about it.]
Hwoaraung: [My bishounen will not be turned into bishoujo...]
Mantastic Mocha: [Also hooray for Shyguys (from Yoshi's Island). Those things are cool.]
V Kotetsu V: (too late... ahahaha!!!)
Mantastic Mocha: [Too bad.]
Hwoaraung: [::sighs:: This is gonna be stupid.]
Mantastic Mocha: [Yes it is.]
Mantastic Mocha: [::ic::]
Hwoaraung: [....I can't go on for a minute. The thought of his reaction is making me laugh too much...]
Hwoaraung: [All right...::fans self with both hands::...]
Hwoaraung: [::IC::]
Hwoaraung: ::My, that was an interesting...tingly feling.:: ....
Seiji Tataki: ::A green skinned boy dressed in a red and black striped long sleeve shirt walked in, glancing about cautiously as gloved hands clenched into fists a few times, before he calmed down a bit, adjusting the metallic looking backpack he
Hwoaraung: WHAT IN THE HOLY FUCKING BLUE HELL DID YOU DO TO ME?! ::His voice was higher by at least two octaves.::
Seiji Tataki: carried with him, a green dog following closely behind, walking about on two legs::...Fear not humans! For I am nothing but a mere earth child! NOT an Alien! Fear me not! Remember! Boy! Not alien!
V Kotetsu V: oh Jeez man... ::Jin is very very busy laughing his ass off::
Seiji Tataki: ::The small dog started hopping around madly, uttering all sorts of nonsensical terms, before it begun breakdancing..::
Seiji Tataki: ...GIR! Stop that!
Hwoaraung: ::And while Jin was laughing his ass off, Hwoarang was bust using his newfound...girl power...to leap over and try to snapkick Jin in the head in his descent.::
Seiji Tataki: ::The dog continued, without so much as a pause to the command of the master::Doo-dee-doo-dee-doo!
Hwoaraung: [*busy]
Seiji Tataki: ...GIR!!!!
Afushonmarron: [...oh, man...::just lays down on the floor, covering her head as though expecting a bomb to go off...laughing.::]
Mantastic Mocha: ::looks confused:: Henry is a loud potted plant. BLEEM! ::walks up to the ceiling and starts wandering around. The Macarena Shadow Monkeys gather around Hwoarang and continue their dance in a circle around... her.::
Seiji Tataki: Waaa-whooo---wheeeeee!!!::The gree dog continued to breakdance, spinning around on it's side rapidly::
V Kotetsu V: ::is snapkicked in the head, but almost laughing to hard ot care:: Ahahaha! You kick like a girl...oh wait...
V Kotetsu V: Ahahaha!
Hwoaraung: GRRRRRR!!!
Seiji Tataki: GIR!
Seiji Tataki: Woo!!!!!!::The Dog hopped back into a stand, making a lopsided salute::
Hwoaraung: ::Goes to kick him right in his grinning mouth...anything top top him from laughing..::
Mantastic Mocha: ::Hops off the ceiling and joins Gir:: WEEBLES FOREVER!
Seiji Tataki: ...Good! GIR! Go bring me some .....Human..food..stuffs....::A casual wave::..
Mantastic Mocha: ::Doesn't notice he's too late, most likely doesn't care either.::
Hwoaraung: [*anything to stop him]
Seiji Tataki: Woo-yeah!!!::And GIR ran off, returning a few moments later with a greasy looking pizza::
V Kotetsu V: :well...rolls to the side with the kick, so as not to get his teeth knocked in::
Seiji Tataki: ....Disgusting! Get it away from me! Get it awaaaaay!::A wave, motioning the pizza away::..
V Kotetsu V: Whats the matter Hwoarang, thats time of the month?
Afushonmarron: ::From somewhere outside of reality...a loud, grief-stricken shriek rang out.::
Seiji Tataki: Woo-hah!::And the dog advanced close toward the green skinned boy, holding up the pizza, dripping with grease::..
Hwoaraung: I'm going to fucking KILL YOU, KAZAMA!!
Mantastic Mocha: ::Gets up and looks at gir.:: Come, little kitty being, join us! ::Dancing with the Macarena Shadow Monkeys::
Seiji Tataki: Noooo!!! AWAY! GET IT AWAY FROM MY PERFECT SUPERIOR SKIN!!!!::Flees::
Hwoaraung: ::Watch out. While Jin was laughing, Hwoarang made like a girl would and...went to kick him right in the groin.::
Seiji Tataki: ..Wheeee---!!::GIR would chase the green skinned boy with the pizza..::
V Kotetsu V: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA .....eeeep.....
Mantastic Mocha: ::Doesn't care if Gir joins. Assumes something will happen sooner or later.::
V Kotetsu V: ::falls to the ground clutching his groin:: owowowowowowowowowow...
Seiji Tataki: Aaaaah--! GET IT AWAY! GET IT AWAY!!!::SLAM! Collides into Hwoarang's leg::--OOoof!::Flop::
Afushonmarron: ::Looming in the dorway, with one of those creepy anime shadows over her eyes...was Pixie Stix Girl. An out of character snarl eminated from her now frowning lips..::
Seiji Tataki: Wheeee----!!!!!!::GIR let out a squeal of joy, dropping the greasy pizza on the green skinned boy's face...::
Hwoaraung: ::Looks down at the little..green...thing.::
Mantastic Mocha: ::decides the other way is better. Starts chasing Gir and the other guy for no reason, followed by the monkeys::
Seiji Tataki: .......AAAAAAAAAH! MY PERFECT SUPERIOR SKIN!!!!!!::Throws the pizza off::GIR! BRING ME THE CLEANING BRICK!
Afushonmarron: ::Very calmly...disturbingly sweet:: ....Zem....?
Seiji Tataki: Yessir!::A lopsided salute, as the green one would hand the green boy a bar of grease carved into the shape of a bar of soap::
Hwoaraung: >< ::Starts grinding hi....err...her heel into Jin's guy while he's down::
Mantastic Mocha: ::It should be noted Hwoarang now has two green people, Gir, and a small crowd of dancing monkey shadows gathered around his feet...::
Hwoaraung: [*gut]
Hwoaraung: ::and yet he...er...her...she! Wasn't paying attention to the other things.::
V Kotetsu V: (I don't care what he did, you just don't give a man a shot in the pills, its just not kosher!)
Seiji Tataki: Must...clean..skin!!!::He would grab a hold of the bar of grease, rapidly scrubbing his face::.....Wait a second---!::A pause, examining the bar::.....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Mantastic Mocha: ::Looks to the door:: Are you a bean ag chair?
Mantastic Mocha: bag*
Hwoaraung: [I know. x.x;;]
Seiji Tataki: Bwee eh he ha ha ha!!:::And the green dog would go back to break dancing....::
Afushonmarron: ::shriek:: ZEEEEEEEEEEEEEM!!!!
V Kotetsu V: (How would you like it if I went and...)
V Kotetsu V: (umm...ripped out your overies and stomped on them?)
V Kotetsu V: (or something.)
Hwoaraung: [x.x]
Mantastic Mocha: ::walks over and pokes PSG.:: Then you are not a bean bag chair? Can I try anyway? ::sits on her head::
Hwoaraung: [::IC, shaking her head sadly::]
Afushonmarron: Get off, Zem. PSG needs to have a talk with you.
V Kotetsu V: (..I know a girl who continuly threatened to do that to her boyfriends stalker...)
Afushonmarron: ::Rips the creepy anime shadow off from her eyes and blinks.::
Seiji Tataki: Aaagggh--!::The green boy would run into the bathroom...::
Hwoaraung: ...Care to say that again, Jin?!
Seiji Tataki: Dooo-dee-doo-dooo!!! Zoooo!!::The green dog would hop onto Hwoarang's head, bouncing up and down::
Mantastic Mocha: Who is Pisgee? I know of no pisgee. You try to cofuse Zem? ::leans over and stares at her face from upside down on her head.::
V Kotetsu V: sorrysorrysorrysorry...
Hwoaraung: ::Was it 'Pick on Hwoarang Day'?::
Afushonmarron: Pixie Stix Girl. o.o ::she blinked::
Mantastic Mocha: [Yes. ::ic::]
Seiji Tataki: Wheee!::The green dog stuck both arms and a leg out, spinning around rapidly on the remaining foot like a psychotic top::
Mantastic Mocha: Then who is Pisgee? ::stares blankly::
Hwoaraung: GODDAMN IT! ::'She' shrieked loud enough to cause the windows to rattle and the floor to tremble.::
Afushonmarron: Me. o.o
Hwoaraung: SOMEONE BETTER FIX THIS!!
Mantastic Mocha: but you are being Pixstigirl? How are you being the both Pisgee and Pixstigirl at same time?
Afushonmarron: Because PSG is short for Pixie Stix girl.
Afushonmarron: OO!! ::Notices Hwoarang and remembers why she came::
Seiji Tataki: Wooo--!!::Hops up and down on Hwoasrang's head::
Mantastic Mocha: That means you shorter than you. this not happen. Why you say non things?
Afushonmarron: OH MY HECK!!!
V Kotetsu V: ::and in would walk a man with a black bag over his head::
V Kotetsu V: I am to be being Dycedargs brother of Elder.
Afushonmarron: ::Clings to Hwoarang's back::
Afushonmarron: All your base are belong to us. o.o
Afushonmarron: WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOOUUUUU
Afushonmarron: ::WAILS!!::
Hwoaraung: ...What the fuck?
Seiji Tataki: Zoo! Zoo!!!::Hops off Hwoarang and onto PSG's head::
Hwoaraung: ::No has a wailing girl on his..er..her..back.::
V Kotetsu V: becausing off changes in grammar which is not being, I am not existing in the current process
Seiji Tataki: ---AAAGGGH!::A wail from the bathroom::
Afushonmarron: ::Has a Zem and a Gir on her head now.:: o.o
V Kotetsu V: and which is to be great of strenght, but also being pitiful weakness, due to the non-existance which is being mine, yes!
Hwoaraung: ...Okay. Who's got a gun?
Hwoaraung: I'm going to need it..
Mantastic Mocha: It exempts the internal part and the advance posts of spillings of my nose are?!?! Yes? More splorkages!
Afushonmarron: ZEM ZEM ZEM ZEM ZEM ZEM...
Afushonmarron: I want that spring..the cursed one...
Seiji Tataki: ::The bathroom door exploded outward as a pair of metallic spiderlike legs cralwed outward, carrying with them the form of the green 'boy', AKA Zim, the Irken Invader. Having removed his 'human eye contacts', solid red eyes glanced
V Kotetsu V: (Dycedargs elder brother is from Final fantasy Tactics...or rather he isen't.)
Afushonmarron: Me wanna turn me Hwoa-kun back into the state of male-being.
V Kotetsu V: Ah!
Mantastic Mocha: ::Stands up and pauses, looking very normal and sane for amoment. Like someone about to make some really important official speech thingy.:: ...
V Kotetsu V: ::he walks over::
V Kotetsu V: If wanting you are to a male of state being yes! Then asking me are you, for great justice!
Hwoaraung: ....
Seiji Tataki: around rapidly, black slicked back hair removed, revealing a pair of antennae::...TREMBLE HUMANS! FOR YOUR MIGHTY IRKEN OVERLORD HAS COME! UW AHA HA HA...::cough cough hack::..Uwaaaa...::cough::..UWA HA HA HA HA HA!
Hwoaraung: ::Walks over to the nearest wall. Bangs his/her head against it.::
Mantastic Mocha: ::Still on PSG's head:: For the decree that she obtains to the danger that you curse serious of the buttock of the hands, of the pulses or of other connections she indicates him, of the guide of the emergency and the comfort.
V Kotetsu V: Is what you shall be doing that when selection is made, you see?
Afushonmarron: o.o
Mantastic Mocha: ::sits down again:: I know not what this Zem say mean, but sound important. No thinking now. Sleepytime. ::Goes to sleep on PSG's head.::
Afushonmarron: CAN SOMEONE TURN HWOA-KUN BACK INTO A MAN?!
V Kotetsu V: using should you be a potion of maniless!
V Kotetsu V: And mixing it can I be doing now, yes!
Afushonmarron: o.o You can make a potion to turn him back into a man?
Afushonmarron: ::Has a sleeping Zem on her head.::
V Kotetsu V: but only if you are being to helping this hopes and are making "selection" of valuable prized ingrediants of potion!
Seiji Tataki: ....Uhm. hello? pathetic human creatures? Over here?!::He waved an arm back and forth...::
Afushonmarron: ::Turns to Zim momentarily:: HI I'M PSG!!
Afushonmarron: ::Then back to the weird man::
Mantastic Mocha: ::suddenly awake again:: Do you get cable? ::leans over and tries to twist her nose around to adjust the (nonexistant) picture on her forehead.::
Seiji Tataki: ...Uhm. Hi. Hello...Can you cower in tower yet?
V Kotetsu V: With a pen making a list are you for to be listed by me!
Seiji Tataki: *terror
Afushonmarron: ::Nasally, as she's having her nose twisted::
Afushonmarron: Uhm...
V Kotetsu V: This is to be "accomplished" by giving to me a pen, which is to be used in the writing
Afushonmarron: Where do we find al this junk that makes a potion?
Afushonmarron: ::Gives him a pen:: >>
V Kotetsu V: for this "list of ingrediants!"
Hwoaraung: ::Banging his/her head into a wall.::
V Kotetsu V: Marking it shall I be!
Afushonmarron: Zem, I dun get cable. o.o
Seiji Tataki: ....GIR! Bring the giant robot!::A wave of a clenched fist::
Mantastic Mocha: ::Pause:: IT'S MRS. POTATO-HEAD!! ::Rearranges Psg's nose,eyes, ears, mouth, etc... somehow...::
V Kotetsu V: For Ivaliacian am I, and knows the way, YES!
Afushonmarron: ::Grabs Zem off from her head:: TIME OUT!!
Seiji Tataki: Yessir!::The Green dog hopped down, running out::
Afushonmarron: ::Throws him into an invisible cage with a few living plushies.::
Afushonmarron: Erk. ::Rearranges her face back to normal:: x.x
V Kotetsu V: you are lucky, so use to situation dealing are I in state on non existance!
Mantastic Mocha: ::Is put into cage. Still holding her nose and left ear.::
Afushonmarron: o.o Uh. Okay.
Afushonmarron: x.x
Mantastic Mocha: Does Pisgee want these?
V Kotetsu V: Helping always ready for.
V Kotetsu V: ::he hands a list for her to be taking from him::
Afushonmarron: ::Reaches into a plot hole and somehow grabs the ear and nose from Zem. Put them back on her face and closes the plot hole::
Seiji Tataki: ....::The metallic foot tapped impatiently::...GIR! I'm waiting!
Afushonmarron: ::Takes the list:: o.o;;
Mantastic Mocha: ::they are upside down. So says the plotlessness.::
V Kotetsu V: you are getting ingrediants on this list, but befor time is passing must, Yes!
Mantastic Mocha: ::Gnaws plushies::
Afushonmarron: Argh. ::POOF! Her face is normal again. So sayeth the god of bumper stickers.::
V Kotetsu V: Worrier not, this's the way am I telling you!
Afushonmarron: ZEM!! DUN GNAW ON MAH PLUSHIES!!
Afushonmarron: ::Dives into the cage and hands him a wooden sponge:: Here. Gnaw on this. ^^
V Kotetsu V: finding them priority is top. For great justice, Masamune you'll be finding! But frogs are knights turning into on way
Mantastic Mocha: ::Stops:: YOU BROKE IT!! So sayeth the spastotasmicablplifferblookibs!!!!!
Afushonmarron: ::Escapes from the cage just as quickly.::
V Kotetsu V: getting potion are you, girl of PGS!
Afushonmarron: o.o Uh. Dude.
Afushonmarron: MY NAME IS PSG!!!!!
Afushonmarron: o.o
Mantastic Mocha: YES!! She is PISGEE!!!!
V Kotetsu V: i am not being one who knows are not, PSG personage.
Afushonmarron: Uh-huh.
V Kotetsu V: are not knowing is being job class taken by you, if not getting ingrediants, are you not be doing!
Afushonmarron: ::Reaches into the Plot Hole of Randomness™ and pulls out the Anti-Cursed Spring™::
V Kotetsu V: Ah, is good!
V Kotetsu V: ::is stealing spring in current time::
Mantastic Mocha: ::Reaches through another plot hole. Takes anticursedspring and eats it.::
V Kotetsu V: royal fighter Hwoaran!
Afushonmarron: ::Has the spring taken away from her two different times. Zem is then turned into a girl..and the weird guy into a girl. So sayeth the [plotlessness.::
V Kotetsu V: Are taking this springs are you being, if to be man is what is your want!
Hwoaraung: ::Mumbles something with his/her face against the wall.::
V Kotetsu V: ::unaffered is he, because not existing is being his job, Yes!::
Mantastic Mocha: ::Is like Ed on Cowboy Bebop - immune to anything that could possibly refer to a sexual situation in any form whatsoever.::
V Kotetsu V: hoping services was rendered.
V Kotetsu V: ::pours the spring on Hwoarang::
Hwoaraung: ::Has a spring poured on him/her::
Afushonmarron: o.O;; How do you pour a spring?
Afushonmarron: ::Shrugs.::
Seiji Tataki: ...Doo-doo-doo!::The green dog wandered back in::..
Seiji Tataki: Well?! Where is the Megadoomer?!
Mantastic Mocha: Bleebcheooopwah! ::Is suddenly freed from cage by shadow monkeys and begins running madly everywhere.::
Seiji Tataki: ...uh...
V Kotetsu V: I is pouring to spring onto Hworang personage with the power I am weilding with skillfull words of grammar non-being!
Afushonmarron: ::Yes. He is turned back into a guy. So Sayeth the Bishounen Miko.::
Seiji Tataki: ...I DUNNO?!::The green dog hopped up and down, before spinning around and going back to breakdancing::..
Hwoaraung: ::Turned back into a guy?:: x.x
Mantastic Mocha: ::Joins breakdancing::
Seiji Tataki: ...Grrr!!!::Zim slapped his forehead, before the metallic spiderlegs carried him out and back home..::
Afushonmarron: ::Clings to Hwoarang now that he is again male:: HWOA-KUUUUUN!!
V Kotetsu V: ::Jin sneaks up from behind and kicks Hwoarang in the crotch:: HOW DO YOU LIKE IT???!!!
Afushonmarron: ::blocks Jin from doing so:: ¬_¬
Afushonmarron: NO HURTING MY BISHIES!!!
Mantastic Mocha: ::Jumps up and resumes running around.::
V Kotetsu V: ::the block fails, due to resident plot grammar from Dycedargs elder brother::
Afushonmarron: ::Thwaps Jin with the Rod of Plushiness, thus blocking it a second time, but in reverse seeing as the first one never failed.::
Afushonmarron: ::Oh, yeah. And Jin would be turned into a plushie unless he dodged.::
V Kotetsu V: ::turn into a vicious plushie::
Hwoaraung: ::Still banging his head into the wall.::
V Kotetsu V: ::grows wings and fangs and becomes a devil plushie::
V Kotetsu V: ::bites hwoarang in the groin::
Mantastic Mocha: ::Pulls out a mop and spins it around. Bomb-bombs are flung all over.:: Clickyclickysouppeoplepofbleeeooogwippies!
Afushonmarron: Oooh...kawaii...
Afushonmarron: ::Unclings, gathers up plushie-Devil/Jin in her arms and cuddles a Bomb-Omb::
Hwoaraung: ::Just waits for something to come and kill him.::
V Kotetsu V: Dycedarg's elder brother is brother tat is elder. Because grammar mistake between the language, Dycedarg's elder brother is not happen. There four, it is unpossible for the Enemy to knock him down.
Mantastic Mocha: ::All the bomb-bombs start wandering towards the general area of PSG... All are labelled with "97% non-explosive" stickers::
V Kotetsu V: Dycedarg's elder brother is known about the great strength, but also the pitiful weakness because of to not be. When fight, every one always had a good feeling!
Afushonmarron: ::Huggles the Bomb-Bombs and snuggles..:: EEEE!! CUUUTE!!
Seiji Tataki: ((o.o ::wanders off..::-))
Afushonmarron: [::huggles Jon::]
Seiji Tataki has left the room.
Mantastic Mocha: ::suddenly, now that all are close to Hwoarang and PSG, the tops pop off of all of them, releasing swarms of little tiny Shyguys!!::
Mantastic Mocha: ::...Which immediately proceed to chase around Hwoarang::
Afushonmarron: ::Gasp! PSG lets go of the Devil/Jin plushie and tackles Hwoarang right out the wall.::
V Kotetsu V: ::dycedagrs elder brother explodes in a burst of poor grammar, taking half the room to the land of nonesitances is being!
Afushonmarron: ::And...runs with him into the surrounding woods!!::
Mantastic Mocha: ::They are still being chased by the Shyguys...::
Hwoaraung: ::Unconscious after hitting the wall head first.:: x.x
Afushonmarron: FHDFHFJGYS....
Mantastic Mocha: THE POTTED ONES ESCAPE!! ::Leaps onto the Orange Sphere and gives chase!::
Afushonmarron: ::Catches the swarm of Shyguys in her butterfly net.:: x.x
V Kotetsu V has left the room.
Mantastic Mocha: ::Shyguys hop out of net::
Afushonmarron: ::Eats them:: o.o
Mantastic Mocha: ::they fly out of her ears::
Afushonmarron: ::No! Eats them again.::
Mantastic Mocha: ::They are apparently dividing. They fly out of her ears and nose::
Afushonmarron: ::Catches them all in a plot hole and zips it up from the outside.::
Afushonmarron: NO HURTING MY BISHIES!!
Mantastic Mocha: ::They now fly out of her pants. Zem is also a master of plot holes. NO ESCAPE SO SIMPLE WILL WORK!!::
Afushonmarron: ::Lays Hwoa-kun in Mr. Fuzzy-Butt's arms...and the panda, in turn, starts running for Bisho-Land.::
Afushonmarron: DETHSDBGSEHTRIGDEBFODIHBDFIB....DEEEEEEEAAAAAATH!!!
Afushonmarron: ::Starts squooshing them with her massive size 11 shoes of ultimate DOOM!::
Mantastic Mocha: [You do realize this means I have to torment him in the fic... No bishounen shall escape me unscathed...]
Mantastic Mocha: [...And to think this RP started out halfway sane...]
Afushonmarron: [o.o Oh, well.]
Mantastic Mocha: [::ic::]
V Kotetsu V has entered the room.
V Kotetsu V has left the room.
Mantastic Mocha: ::Zem slams into a tree and bounces off to go flying away into plotless-space::
Afushonmarron: o.o ::Stands there looking slightly confused, but isn't.::
Afushonmarron: I WANNA TRY!!!
Afushonmarron: ::Slams herself in the tree, but just...ends up slamming herself into a tree.:: x_X;; OW!
Mantastic Mocha: ::Back in the tavern, Tenrai wakes up to find it pretty much deserted...:: Uhh... Did I miss anything? Pink dude? Other guy?
Afushonmarron: MAH FOREHEAD!!!!
Afushonmarron: OWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWWWWWWWWWWW.....IIIIIIEEEES!!!
Afushonmarron: ::Begins to wail:: ;-;!!!
Mantastic Mocha: ::Wanders outside... And notices Hwoarang left his bike behind...:: Sweet... ::NOW, he decides, is a good time to rip off the pink one...::
Afushonmarron: o.o ::Waddles up to Tenrai::
Afushonmarron: ::Wails in his ear::
Afushonmarron: I HURT MY FOREHEAD!!!
Mantastic Mocha: ::Sticks his finger in PSG's mouth to quiet her, like someone stopping a leaking pipe. He seems to not even notice she is there otherwise.::
Afushonmarron: >/ ::Bites his finger::
Mantastic Mocha: OW!! What's you do that for?! ::Jerks his hand away:: And why were you eating my hand?
Afushonmarron: RAWR!
Afushonmarron: ::Clamps onto his arm and gnaws on it::
Mantastic Mocha: ::Holds the arm away, and with suprising calmness, pulls a muzzle out of his bag and clamps it over her mouth after prying her off.::
Afushonmarron: ::No! No prying.::
Mantastic Mocha: ::Only had to pry off her mouth, so it is possible.::
Afushonmarron: ::Nope. No prying.::
Mantastic Mocha: ::Too bad.::
Afushonmarron: ::Nope, too bad for Tenrai. She wasn't going to un-cling.::
Afushonmarron: ::Clinging like a mad snapping turtle with rabies..::
Mantastic Mocha: [Hwoarang is the only person to escape the CSA, so Tenrai gets to be the only person to sucessfully pry off PSG.]
Afushonmarron: [He didn't escape it. PSG remedied it.]
Afushonmarron: [o.o]
Mantastic Mocha: [Same thing. No one else has ever been changed back, unless Zem did it himself.]
Afushonmarron: [No one messes with PSG's bishies. o.o]
Mantastic Mocha: [Well, that was Zem, not Tenrai.]
Afushonmarron: ::JGDFJFJYKHR^M with a spoon. She was muzzled, but kept right on screaming like a wild banshee.::
Afushonmarron: [There.]
Mantastic Mocha: [Okay. I was about to threaten to use Kejeri next time.]
Mantastic Mocha: [Which would be like putting all the powers of Angel, D, and Zem into one person and turning them into a murderous psychopath.]
Afushonmarron: I hurt my forehead. ::Screams::
Mantastic Mocha: ...Well then maybe you should punish it by hurting it again?
Afushonmarron: o.o No! My forehead is good!
Afushonmarron: I make it hurt more by punishing it.
Afushonmarron: ::Clings to his leg::
Mantastic Mocha: Well then maybe the rest of you feels left out! Hurt something else.
Afushonmarron: WON'T YOU BEEEEEEE...MY NEIGHBOR!!!
Mantastic Mocha: ::Tenrai not only gives this sort of bad advice, he follows it himself.:: I dunno where you live, hough.
Mantastic Mocha: though*
Afushonmarron: o.o I live right here on your lower left appendage.
Afushonmarron: Oooh...big word...
Mantastic Mocha: Then I'm you're neighbor already, see!
Afushonmarron: Oh, okay. ^^
Afushonmarron: ::Gives his leg a squeeze::
Mantastic Mocha: ::Fals over::
Afushonmarron: Heeeey!
Afushonmarron: No you're not!
Afushonmarron: ::Falls over with him::
Mantastic Mocha: falls*
Afushonmarron: Your lower right appendage is my neighbor. o.o;;
V Kotetsu V has entered the room.
V Kotetsu V has left the room.
Mantastic Mocha: Hmm... ::He knew there was an answer to this... But it escaped him at the moment...::
Afushonmarron: ::Tickles the back of his leg:: o.o
Mantastic Mocha: Well then, I can't be your neighbor, cause my left leg and myself aren't talking right now. ::not ticklish there::
Afushonmarron: You...you won't be my neighbor...? ::Anime eye quiver thing:
V Kotetsu V has entered the room.
Mantastic Mocha: It's his fault. ::points at the leg::
V Kotetsu V has left the room.
Afushonmarron: Bad leg! ::Rips the muzzle off...somehow...and bites his left leg::
Mantastic Mocha: Ow... Now, see, if you make him mad, too, then he won't want to be your neighbor either.
Afushonmarron: o.o But I live here.
Afushonmarron: ::Takes the muzzle and gnaws on it::
Mantastic Mocha: And I'm his landlord. So bleh.
Afushonmarron: What does that have to do with peanuts? o.O;;
Mantastic Mocha: I don't work for them, that's what.
Afushonmarron: Oh. ::Unties his left shoe::
Mantastic Mocha: ::realizes that didn't make sense. Then realizes that none of this does, so ignores it.::
Mantastic Mocha: ...::Has random thought:: Have you ever wondered what chair soup would taste like?
Afushonmarron: Would you like some? o.o
Mantastic Mocha: No. It scares me.
Afushonmarron: Oh, okay.
Afushonmarron: ::Pokes his shoe::
Afushonmarron: Your shoe is being loud...
Mantastic Mocha: ...I'm tired.
Afushonmarron: ::stamps his foot with her sixe 11s:: KEEP IT DOWN, DOWN THERE!! THE LANDLORD IS TIRED!!
Afushonmarron: [*size]
Mantastic Mocha: Ow... ::woners if he'll need to have her amputated...::
Mantastic Mocha: wonders*
Afushonmarron: Sleepy time for all the non-doughnuts of the land!!
V Kotetsu V has entered the room.
V Kotetsu V has left the room.
V Kotetsu V has entered the room.
V Kotetsu V has left the room.
Mantastic Mocha: If you say so. ::goes back to sleep::
Afushonmarron: ::Starts singing a lullabye (Uhh...does 'Soup on a Stick' sung loudly and waaaaay out of tune count?)::
Mantastic Mocha: [Yes. and Chris is very tired..]
Afushonmarron: [Aww.]
Hwoaraung has left the room.
Afushonmarron: [Guess that means we should stop.]
Mantastic Mocha: [Yeah. I'm going to go now.. It's gettin gtoo hard to stay awake.]
Afushonmarron: [Okay. see ya.]
Mantastic Mocha: [Bye.]