This is from an older RP, before Zem effectively became a pacifist.


Zêm +hé Måñîà©: <From the plot holes of infinite stupidity and a tad bit of doom tossed in here and there comes A DISCO BALL!! The evil almighty disco ball thingy of many dooms flies towards Allan at semimassive speeds, and it's gong to follow him as if it were a tracing attack because it's actually his long-lost love come back for revenge!! And if it gets within three feet of Allan, it's going to EXPLODE!! And that will release a large numbver of smaller disco balls from it's interior, which will also explode, flinging shards of glass out at far more than extremely massive speeds, and if Allan does not escape the glass shards will rip through his body and he will die.>

<>[]aLlAnCcO<>[]: <notices a dico ball following him,he then notices that this ball is an explosive,he flys backs wards at a great speed not even the ball could catch up to,he then takes out his sword and gathers up ki energy,this ki energy ,makes his her stand,his hair now turns blonde as well as his eyeborws,he uses the rest of the ki energy,to make up a beam comeing out of his sword,he then throws the beam at the disco ball blowing up the dicso ball,since the sword had ki enerrgy,it did not blow up the sword,he then gathers more ki energy,he gatheres it to make a big energy beam,he shoots the energy beam out of his sowrd,the energy beam flys behind zem,it is 20 feet wide,300 high,he then throws his sword towards him if the sword hits him,it will cut off his head,if the beam hits him,he will fri up,and allancoo will be able to eat him>

Zêm +hé Måñîà©: ooc- Hmm...It would seem the energy beam doesn't need to be bothered with at all...

<>[]aLlAnCcO<>[]: U JUST DIED

<>[]aLlAnCcO<>[]: FOOL THINKING U COULD KILL ME

<>[]aLlAnCcO<>[]: WELL I G2G

Zêm +hé Måñîà©: <Since it was stated that the beam would clearly fly behind Zem, and would presumably therefore miss him entirely, Zem simply dives to the left of the path of the sword (since no speed was mentioned that doesn't need to be taken into account at all.), allowing it to fly past harmlessly. He then stares at that guy and his wussy attack/quick exit...>

<>[]aLlAnCcO<>[]: U FOOL

Zêm +hé Måñîà©: <<<blink.>>> <Exits Realm generically.>