TinySeaSpryte: Gwynfi: *was locked in the box, but not ducttaped in.* 'Ey, Malkav?
Future Juushichi: Malkav: Nope. Not here. Try the next subconcious impulse down the street, to your left. Avoid the jabberwock.
TinySeaSpryte: Gwynfi: *blink* ....Kay. ...waitaminute....*blinks again then starts babbling in Welsh*
TinySeaSpryte: Gwynfi: ....oops. Wrong language.
TinySeaSpryte: .....-_-;
TinySeaSpryte: Gwynfi: ....*blink* MALKAV!
TinySeaSpryte: Gwynfi: *blinks at the bloodstain on her shirt from huggling the soaked teddy bear* ...whoops...*blink blink* .....MALKAAAAAAAV!!! *blinks*
Future Juushichi: Malkav: What? Does this look like the next subconcious impulse down the street and to your left? No, this is the exact same subconcious impulse, neither down the street nor to the left. You listened to the jabberwock, didn't you? Never trust fantasy-creations that kind of look like feathered dragons with dog heads.
Future Juushichi: Malkav: They give horrible directions.
TinySeaSpryte: Gwynfi: Yeah. I would think...why do you call yourself "Malkav"?
Future Juushichi: Malkav: He sounded like a fun person. And being a hired criminal, as I am, using your real name tends to get you killed.
TinySeaSpryte: Gwynfi: Are you, like, related to Malkav or something and somehow inherited the Insanity and Madness?
TinySeaSpryte: Gwynfi: Oh.
TinySeaSpryte: Gwynfi: .AAAAAAAH! ...loud minded people!!
Future Juushichi: Malkav: But don't worry. I am most certainly mad. Possibly not insane, but certainly mad.
TinySeaSpryte: Gwynfi: Insane is the good part. Mad is just...well...Mad.
TinySeaSpryte: Gwynfi: *latches onto Malkav for no real reason*
Future Juushichi: Malkav: Vampires, ghouls, insect spirits, odd magical rituals, and minor nuclear detonations tend to make one rather unbalanced.
TinySeaSpryte: Gwynfi: Yup. ....Hey, guess what I did!?
TinySeaSpryte: Gwynfi: Didja hear 'bout how the Globe theater burned down in England??
Future Juushichi: Malkav: That and, after the weapon was set off, there wasn't one place I could get a Chicago-style pizza. And I was in Chicago! The hypocrites...
Future Juushichi: Malkav: Sorry. Quit listening again.
TinySeaSpryte: Gwynfi: Me 'n a small group o' vamps burn-ed the roof down, not some silly ol' cannon.
TinySeaSpryte: Gwynfi: Idiots...humans don't pull very good pranks. They're entertaining for a minute, then they're just...stupid. See, REALLY good pranks involve blowing stuff up.
Future Juushichi: Malkav: Bit dangerous, seeing as how fire can kill vampires...
TinySeaSpryte: Gwynfi: ...d'ya have anything shiny?
TinySeaSpryte: Gwynfi: Fire...pretty, but very evil. At least to me. Anyway, do ya?
Future Juushichi: Malkav: I have a very large sword, but you can't have it.
TinySeaSpryte: Gwynfi: Ah. Hm...do you have a doorknob?
Future Juushichi: Malkav: Doorknobs, maybe... I got a bunch of old AOL promo CDs that make realy nice shiny frisbees, though...
TinySeaSpryte: Gwynfi: oooooooh....gimme!
TinySeaSpryte: Gwynfi: *blinks as a muffled voice comes from within her satchel.*
TinySeaSpryte: Gwynfi: ...no. You've been biting people on the nose! No coming out, not even if you saw something that looked like fun. *pokes the bag*
Future Juushichi: Malkav: Maybe... I really think we should try and find someone with that "Missile Mastery" power.
TinySeaSpryte: Gwynfi: Cool.
Future Juushichi: Malkav: Then we could head down to the Tir and play frisbee golf. Could be a bit of a challenge. Elves have really thin necks...
TinySeaSpryte: Gwynfi: ...feeding frenzy......*goes all glazed eyed*
TinySeaSpryte: Gwynfi: You don't like elves do you?
TinySeaSpryte: Gwynfi: Do you like the British at all?
Future Juushichi: Malkav: ...I was thinking more of just causing severe wounds to random people I don't know, yet maintain a grudge against for actions they had no part in. And the brits... Some of 'em are pretty bad. Just so long as they don't keep ranting about their country I can stand them.
Future Juushichi: (Thus why he'd hate Sahandrian. San is a pretty loyal brit.)
TinySeaSpryte: Gwynfi: Ah. .......Stupid British people....>.< They were mean to Wales!! *disturbing twitchy glare*
Future Juushichi: Malkav: Well, yes. But they did the same thing to Ireland. At least Wales didn't get starved.
TinySeaSpryte: Gwynfi: Yeah....true...*loses the freaky glare*....C'ai have the doorknob?
TinySeaSpryte: Gwynfi: OOH! OOH! Or even better, let's go to Britain and go on a little spree!
TinySeaSpryte: Gwynfi: ...human entrails...
Future Juushichi: Malkav: ... I might need it... But maybe I can just get in upstairs...
Future Juushichi: Malkav: Okay, but I gotta follow some rules. Like not killing too many who don't deserve it.
TinySeaSpryte: Gwynfi: *has been drooling at the thought of a massacre and much much blood*
TinySeaSpryte: Gwynfi: eh? *wipes the corner of her mouth* Oh. Yeah.
Future Juushichi: Malkav: But wait, didn't the brits really mess up their country a while ago? Soemthing about a nuclear meltdown and all.
TinySeaSpryte: Gwynfi: I dunno.
TinySeaSpryte: Ceres: Yes.
TinySeaSpryte: Gwynfi: HEY! It's the funny cat-lady!
TinySeaSpryte: Ceres: .......-_- *twitch*
Future Juushichi: Malkav: Deserved it.
TinySeaSpryte: Ceres: Malkav, unless you want my li'il "stick" shoved up your ass an' out your bloody nose...
TinySeaSpryte: Gwynfi: o.o
Future Juushichi: Malkav: Hey, Gwynfi. Vampires are undead, right? So, basically dead.
TinySeaSpryte: Gwynfi: No, not dead. UNdead.
TinySeaSpryte: Gwynfi: There is a difference.
TinySeaSpryte: Gwynfi: Just like Insanity and Madness.
Future Juushichi: Malkav: Undead just means you haven't stopped moving yet.
Future Juushichi: Malkav: So, you're essentially dead, right?
TinySeaSpryte: Gwynfi: No.
TinySeaSpryte: Gwynfi: I'm no longer human, and I was brought back from death.
TinySeaSpryte: Gwynfi: Thus, undead.
TinySeaSpryte: (...*gets tired of typing names*)
TinySeaSpryte: Undead and dead are not the same. (Gwynfi)
TinySeaSpryte: Live with it.
Future Juushichi: (is too) Allright, allright... Undead. But that's close enough to dead to raise certain issues? (Malkav)
TinySeaSpryte: .....what?
TinySeaSpryte: *blink*
TinySeaSpryte: ...Malkav, if you bring up necrophillia... (Ceres)
Future Juushichi: Damnit, Ceres...
TinySeaSpryte: (however you spell it)
TinySeaSpryte: *wooden* Yes, I love you too.
Future Juushichi: That's always been one of my favorite questions, too.
TinySeaSpryte: *blink* wait, would that still be statuatory rape..?
TinySeaSpryte: ...I was 15 when I was Embraced, but...*blinks, very much confused*
TinySeaSpryte: *slaps her hand to her forhead* ...for Christ's bloody sake....
TinySeaSpryte: Jeezuz crap, I'm confused...
Future Juushichi: Well, then you're old enough to be legal, since your body just hasn't changed. That and it's not so young it'd be pedophilia.
TinySeaSpryte: *blink*
TinySeaSpryte: But the legal age is 18.
Future Juushichi: It's just like those people whose growth stops unusually early. Kind of.
TinySeaSpryte: ..but I'm 515...I'm so freaking confuuuuuuuused!
TinySeaSpryte: *smacks Malkav upside the head* You bleeding idiot...
Future Juushichi: *smacked, ignores it, happens a lot* Ceres, is there a latin word for "old"? You know, how "pedo" is young?
TinySeaSpryte: ...ahm...*thinks for a minute* ....
Future Juushichi: ...Pedo looks like Speedo...
TinySeaSpryte: I'm sure there is, but I don't know it, love.
TinySeaSpryte: And "pedo" is child, not young.
TinySeaSpryte: ........*blinks* ...If I bit an elf, would that still be considered a normal bite, or would it be like biting a demon?
TinySeaSpryte: I'm not a demon.
TinySeaSpryte: I didn' say you were. *still latched onto Malkav*
Future Juushichi: Oh well... The point is, if she was 15 physically, 515 supernaturally (I guess), and kinda dead but not... It'd be like pedophilia, necrophilia, and whatever the other one is all at once.
TinySeaSpryte: *blink* ....freaky.
TinySeaSpryte: ...I'm hungry...
Future Juushichi: And elves are just normal humans who are taller than normal, have pointy ears, are slightly more likely to be homosexual, and have a bad habit of charging into someone's country and kicking everyone else out...
TinySeaSpryte: *crosses arms; glaaaaaaaaaaaare*
TinySeaSpryte: Malkav....*draws out her bo*
TinySeaSpryte: *blink* oh.
TinySeaSpryte: *blink* Huh?
Future Juushichi: And each one I can prove. So the stick is not justified.
TinySeaSpryte: Let's just say, that it isn't a bad habit if not all the country agrees with it.
TinySeaSpryte: And yes, the "stick" is justified.
TinySeaSpryte: Although, I'm not going to stick it up your ass, cuz you'd probably like it too much.
Future Juushichi: ... "It isn't a bad habit if not all the country agrees with it"? So you're saying that it's good to conquer the unwilling but bad to take over the ones who are?
TinySeaSpryte: All Europeans are idiots. There. (Bailong Yueh)
TinySeaSpryte: *still not quite there, as he's barely conscious on the couch*
Future Juushichi: And you're a drunk. (Sahandrian)
TinySeaSpryte: *blink* Bad thing to say when the three of us here ARE European.
TinySeaSpryte: ....It's your fault.
Future Juushichi: Who's fault?
TinySeaSpryte: Your all's for driving me to this point.
Future Juushichi: Oh, be quiet. You were like this when I met you.
TinySeaSpryte: True. That's quite true...But at least I'm not the one who hits on every woman I see when I'm sober.
Future Juushichi: ...You two sound like a married couple.
TinySeaSpryte: *blink*
TinySeaSpryte: *giggling her ass off*
TinySeaSpryte: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY!?
Future Juushichi: *Ignoring Malkav...* Not every one.
TinySeaSpryte: Oh? Give me one example.
Future Juushichi: Not a thing. The alcohol is making you hallucinate.
Future Juushichi: Easy. Geisha.
TinySeaSpryte: *has a really funny look on his face. can't be described, it's just funny*
TinySeaSpryte: Oh?
TinySeaSpryte: Don't know her...*slowly falling into Hangover land*
Future Juushichi: Yes, I know what her name means... She considers it a reason to get into fights...
TinySeaSpryte: Oh really?
Future Juushichi: She considers most things a reason to get into fights.
TinySeaSpryte: ...Sounds like an interesting person.
Future Juushichi: Elves. They're agressive, too.
TinySeaSpryte: *twitchity* ...damn headaches...
TinySeaSpryte: That's what you get for drinking so much.
Future Juushichi: *gets out his dart pistol and fires a tranq at Malkav*
TinySeaSpryte: ...it's you, the little vampire, Lyneth, and just about everyone else's faults...
TinySeaSpryte: *pulls Malkav out of the line of fire*
TinySeaSpryte: *glare*
TinySeaSpryte: No. Bad elf.
Future Juushichi: Bah. I could've taken it.
TinySeaSpryte: Damn...Sahandrian, you should have taken the little brat into account.
TinySeaSpryte: I am not a "little brat"
TinySeaSpryte: .......
Future Juushichi: He claims that about shotguns, minor gangs, insect spirits, and Ares Macrotechnology, too.
TinySeaSpryte: *snickers*
TinySeaSpryte: And I slept in his house?
TinySeaSpryte: I wondered why there was that uneasy feeling there.
TinySeaSpryte: You really are a whore, aren't you?
TinySeaSpryte: *glaring* I said in his house, not in his bed.
Future Juushichi: Ares won't last a week once I find a way in. Hell, I'll take Novatech out on the way down, just for the fun of it.
TinySeaSpryte: *big bright eyes as a Prank idea forms* heh heh heh heh.....
TinySeaSpryte: *shrugs*
Future Juushichi: And the latest bit involves a minor gang, insect spirits, AND shotguns, so we'll see who's right.
TinySeaSpryte: Oh, joy....
Future Juushichi: Unfortunately, part of it might mean going into the Ork Underground... that could be a bit of trouble...
TinySeaSpryte: How so?
TinySeaSpryte: *interest piqued*
TinySeaSpryte: Oh, by the way, Happy Valentine's Day, you bloody morons.
Future Juushichi: You know, the usual. 10,000 mildly retarded sociopathic freaks who don't like humans much. And I'd have to be near them. They smell funny. Stupid trogs...
TinySeaSpryte: They sound like the Nosferatu...
Future Juushichi: Ditto, Ceres...
TinySeaSpryte: Remind me to visit you later, San.
Future Juushichi: Hey, I never thought of that...
TinySeaSpryte: Hm, looks like she didn't quit, after all...
Future Juushichi: ... Misunderstood connotation senses tingling...
TinySeaSpryte: *blink*
TinySeaSpryte: *for no real reason, bites Malkav's arm*
TinySeaSpryte: *oh yeah...she's hungry*
Future Juushichi: The dart pistol still has another 4 shots, you two...
TinySeaSpryte: *blinks at Sahandrian oddly*
TinySeaSpryte: *around the blood in her mouth* what?
Future Juushichi: *meant Yueh and Malkav*
TinySeaSpryte: ...Don't eat--er, drink with your mouth open
TinySeaSpryte: Hm.
Future Juushichi: ... *taps Gwynfi* That gonna cause any sort of permanent damage?
TinySeaSpryte: Only if I feed you my blood.
TinySeaSpryte: ...which doesn't sound like a bad idea right now..
Future Juushichi: Ah... Just watch your appetite, there...
TinySeaSpryte: k.
Future Juushichi: And I got an idea I need to be alive to try, so we'll postpone that until I test out this bug spirit theory, okay?
TinySeaSpryte: *has blood running down the side of her mouth, but grinning very giddily, and stops feeding on Malkav* Hee........huh?
TinySeaSpryte: *gives up and starts pounding her forhead into Sahandrian's shoulder*
TinySeaSpryte: *or arm. whichever she can reach*
TinySeaSpryte: See? The slamming your head into something kills off braincells, which is why you're all idiots.
Future Juushichi: *the vampiric ability to cause a painless bite is quite useful...* Ah, just some crazy idea about absorbing their essence into your own spirit, thus becoming immortal or some craziness. Sounds like fun, but I don't think it'd work if I was undead already.
TinySeaSpryte: *just ignores Yueh*
Future Juushichi: *sighs* You haven't met the really bad ones, have you? No, wait. You probably did.
TinySeaSpryte: Eh?
Future Juushichi: Dot, Epoc, Osiris, and my ex?
TinySeaSpryte: oh.
TinySeaSpryte: Haven't met your ex yet.
TinySeaSpryte: And I haven't met Osiris...
TinySeaSpryte: Although, I was warned he'd do something bloody stupid...
Future Juushichi: Probably... So, how many times did Dot try to kill you?
TinySeaSpryte: I think only once...and that was just when he first saw me.
TinySeaSpryte: And then, I guess he got over the initial shock.
Future Juushichi: Oh. He just made attempts on my life out of boredom... So it was kinda regular.
TinySeaSpryte: Oh?
TinySeaSpryte: I know he despises cats, but why would he try to kill you?
Future Juushichi: *taps Gwynfi* You done there?
Future Juushichi: Mainly because he's a psychotic freak, I think.
TinySeaSpryte: Yup...*grinning*...*pokes the wound left* what're ya gonna do 'bout that?
TinySeaSpryte: ah
Future Juushichi: ...You could fix it. I think. Can vampires still do that?
TinySeaSpryte: Wait....I'm not sure...
TinySeaSpryte: I used to just drain the people dry, so they died, and I didn't have to worry...
TinySeaSpryte: ....I dunno.....o.0
Future Juushichi: Attracts attention, doesn't it?
Future Juushichi: ...Wait, I'm a physical mage. I keep forgetting that.
TinySeaSpryte: Huh?
TinySeaSpryte: Now you're confusing me.
Future Juushichi: I'll just heal it up later. Spellcasting and all that.
Future Juushichi: Think it'll bleed much before then?
TinySeaSpryte: ............mages are usually idiots.
TinySeaSpryte: *pokes the wound, watching the blood ooze out as though hypnotized* I dunno....
Future Juushichi: I've only known one, and... Yeah, I'd say you're right.
Future Juushichi: ...Maybe I should do it now.
TinySeaSpryte: *looks up at Malkav, then goes back to watching the blood*
TinySeaSpryte: ......
Future Juushichi: Sorry, but you're worrying me a bit there. *holds his other hand over the wound*
TinySeaSpryte: Huh?
TinySeaSpryte: *blinks*
TinySeaSpryte: Aw....
TinySeaSpryte: Bloodlust is bad, Gwynfi.
Future Juushichi: If you drink it all now, I won't be able to heal and ther'll be nothing left for later. See?
TinySeaSpryte: ....fine.....*pouts*
TinySeaSpryte: k...
Future Juushichi: *concentrates a moment* (actually uses dice for it... that should take it down to a light) There. *pulls back his unharmed hand to show that the wound has been healed except for a couple of red scratch marks.* ...That always feels all tingly...
TinySeaSpryte: Cool.
TinySeaSpryte: *pokes the spot where the blood was*
Future Juushichi: No. I can heal, not regenerate. No more for now.
TinySeaSpryte: Aw.
Future Juushichi: ...I do know where we could find a werewolf, though.
TinySeaSpryte: (.....*snicker* the description Kabalarians put up for Malkav is TOTALLY off..)
TinySeaSpryte: OOH! I can use my spoon!
TinySeaSpryte: (..."responsible"...!? Like hell!)
Future Juushichi: (eh... switch out "passive" for "psychotically agressive and stupidly arrogant" and it's close enough.)
TinySeaSpryte: (lol)
Future Juushichi: (he did just let a vampire feed off him, after all... and really didn't seem to care about the repercussions of this.)
TinySeaSpryte: (true...)
Future Juushichi: ... So, what do we do first? We've got Frisbee Golf down in the Tir, a random massacre over in England, and a werewolf just downtown to piss off.
TinySeaSpryte: Ummmmmm.......FRISBEE GOLF!
TinySeaSpryte: No, Gwynfi. Unless you want the duct tape to catch you and put you in that box again.
Future Juushichi: Allright, that should work.
Future Juushichi: (lots of these Kabalarian descriptions suggest that collecting material wealth should be a major goal in life...)
TinySeaSpryte: (lol)
TinySeaSpryte: (they're rather accurate, though, if you type in "san")
Future Juushichi: (...no?)
TinySeaSpryte: (well, sorta)
Future Juushichi: (decides to find a real name for Malkav...)
TinySeaSpryte: (good)
TinySeaSpryte: ....*resumes smacking her head on Sahandrian's shoulder*
Future Juushichi: ...What's this for, again?
TinySeaSpryte: ....stop the idiocy... somehow...!
TinySeaSpryte: Bloody hell...
Future Juushichi: ...We could always leave, you know.
TinySeaSpryte: True...but I don't trust Gwynfi much...And Yueh's too far past drunk to be able to watch her...
TinySeaSpryte: *hangs her head* I sound like some worried mother, don't I?
Future Juushichi: Yes. I'd let Malkav handle it. He's... a bit odd, but I think he's not quite as stupid as he acts.
TinySeaSpryte: ....Are you sure?
Future Juushichi: No. But he's only supported maiming, not killing, and it'll take him a few days to get to anywhere he's thinking of going.
TinySeaSpryte: Ah.
TinySeaSpryte: I have a question.
TinySeaSpryte: How do you and Lapis, the poor soul, DEAL with these raving loonies?
Future Juushichi: Lapis has been around a while, and he's worked with Kabe and Tenrai a lot, so he's found ways to handle it, but I have no idea how. I'm just used to the stupidity of Epoc, which is worse in most ways.
TinySeaSpryte: Yes, it does sound like a bad thing...Maybe I should visit you two, hm?
TinySeaSpryte: ...returning to the old ways...*snickers, then curses as his head starts hurting again*
TinySeaSpryte: Damnit!
TinySeaSpryte: *flops back down onto the couch*
Future Juushichi: *rubs his eyes* Hell, Yueh. Even I get tired of sexually suggestive comments after a while. You've been at that, what, two hours?
TinySeaSpryte: Not quite...*rubbing his head*
TinySeaSpryte: ..He's gotten better. He drank almost four bottles of gin.
Future Juushichi: How's that better, again?
TinySeaSpryte: No, he'd had four bottles earlier, and was a complete idiot. Now, he's not so much an idiot anymore.
TinySeaSpryte: And that was what I meant, anyway.
Future Juushichi: Ah. At least Kabe maintains a steady level of drunk that you learn to predict after a while... Weren't we leaving?
TinySeaSpryte: ..Yes. I believe....*blinks, now somewhat confused*
TinySeaSpryte: My head hurts too much, now...
Future Juushichi: (*has lost track of this RP entirely*)
TinySeaSpryte: (lol)
TinySeaSpryte: (it's just utter random stuff)
Future Juushichi: (felt like it was going somewhere for a while there... but I saw that in the Plotless Saga, too...)
TinySeaSpryte: (hah)
Future Juushichi: (and it kind of was, until Mandy started the Iron Chef thing... sort of...)
TinySeaSpryte: (*snicker*)
Future Juushichi: (interesting. "britain" is listed as an irish name...)
Future Juushichi: (*blows up the RP. returns all characters to their respective subconciousnesses.*)
TinySeaSpryte: (lol)
Future Juushichi: Got tired of mun bubbles...
TinySeaSpryte: hee.
TinySeaSpryte: fun.