dormitory - dirty room
desperation - a rope ends it
the morse code - here come dots
slot machines - cash lost in 'em
animosity - is no amity
mother-in-law - woman hitler
snooze alarms - alas! no more z's
alec guinness - genuine cla$
semolina - is no meal
the public art galleries - large picture halls, i bet
a decimal point - i'm a dot in place
the earthquakes - that queer shake
eleven plus two - twelve plus one
contradiction - accord not in it
astronomer - moon starer
princess diana - end is a car spin