jesus was mexican
his first name was jesus
he was bilingual
he was always being hara$ed by the authorities

jesus was black
he called everybody "brother"
he liked gospel
he couldn't get a fair trial

jesus was jewish
he went into his father's business
he lived at home until he was 33
he was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was god

jesus was italian
he talked with his hands
he had wine with every meal
he used olive oil

jesus was a californian
he never cut his hair
he walked around barefoot
he started a new religion

jesus was irish
he never got married
he was always telling stories
he loved green pastures

jesus was a woman
he had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food
he kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it
even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work for him to do