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ill communication





sure shot

you can't, you won't and you don't stop
mike d come on and rock the sure shot

i've got the brand new doo-doo guaranteed
like yoo hoo
i'm on like dr john, yea mr zu zu
i'm a newlywed, not a divorcee
and everything i do is funky like lee dorsey
well, it's the taking fo pelham, one, two, three
if you want a doodoo rhyme then come see me
i've got the savior faire with the unique rhyme
and
i keep it on and on, it's never quitting time and
strictly hand held is the style i go
never rock the mic with the panty hose
i strap on my ear goggles and i'm ready to go
'couse at the boards is the man they call the
mario
pull up at the function and you know i kojak
to all the party people that are on my bozak
i've got more action than my man john woo
and i've got mad hits like i was rod crew

you can't, you won't and you don't stop
ad rock come and rock the sure shot

hurricane will cross fade on your a$ and
bust your ear drums
listen everybody 'couse i'm shifting gears i'm
fresh like dougie when i set my specs and
on the microphone i come correct
timing like a clock when i'rock the hip hop
top notch is my stock on the soap box
i�ve got more rhymes than i'v got grey hairs
and that's alot because i've got my share
i've got a hole in my head and there's no one
to fix it
got to straighten my thoughts, i'm thinking too
much sick $it
everyone just takes and takes, takes, takes,
takes
i've got to step back, i've got to contemplate
i'm like lee perry, i'm very
on rock the microphone and then i'm gone
i'm like vaughn bode, i'm a cheech wizard
never quitting, so won't you listen

oh yes indeed, it's fun time
'cause you can't, you won't and you don't stop
mca come and rock the sure shot

i want to say a little something that's long
overdue
the disrespect to women has got to be through
to all the mothers and sisters a and ahe
wives and friends
i want to offer my love and respect to the
end
well you say i�m twenty something and should
be slacking
but i�m working harder than ever and you could
call it macking
so i�m supposed to sit upon my couch watching my
t.v.
i'm still iistening to wax, i'm not using the cd
i'm that kid in the corner
all fu&ed up and i wanna so i'm gonna
take a piece of the pie, why not, i'm not quitting
think i'm gonna change up my style just to fit in
i keep my underwear up with a piece of elastic
i use a bull$it mic that's made out of plastic
to send my rhymes out to all nations
like ma bell, i've got the ill communications

you can't, you won't and you don't stop
ad rock come and rock the sure shot





tough guy

butcher me on the court
too many elbows to report
now you're poking me in the eye
bill laimbeer motherfu&er, it's time for you to die

tough guy, it's time to check yourself
dribbling the ball like the biz can be bad
for your health
tough guy, what you got to prove
moving like an elephant, that's your favorite
tough guy, your $it is going out

tough guy

box me out with your fat a$
throw me around like a bounce pa$
you've got a tombstone hanging over your di&
cause a minor earthquake when you throw a moving pick

touch guy, you think you're like the shaq
keep running around, you'll catch a heart attack
tough guy, what are you giving me
the way you're playing ball, you'll stop me from living b

tough guy
..you're $it is weak
..you fu&ing freak
..i'll stick i'll stick your $it





b-boys makin� with the freak freak

putting song together ain't no puzzle like yahtzee
sending this out to k-rob and rahmalzee
let me introduce myself on this cut
i'm ad rock, i'm lit like a motherfu&
well, i'm brewing up rhymes like i was using a still
i've got an old school flow like mike mcgill
'cause yauch's on the upright, the $it just ain't funny
got fat ba$ lines like russel simmons steals money
got clientele, you know i rock well
and then you're on my di& because i'm d.f.l.
yeah, mike 'cause playing the ba$ is my favorite $it
i might be a hack on the stand up but i'm working at it
i get my hair cut correct like anthony mason
then i ride the i.r.t. right up to penn station
penn station up on 8th ave.
listen all y'all you get the ball bath
he's got the savior faire because he's debonair
mike d with the vinyl with the grooves so rare
and the rhymes that we're are doo doo

been makin' with the freak freak, so unique
been learning from the elders now it's time to speak
oh that $it sounds nice
mike d come on and get it on y'all
talking $it about a mile a minute
put the wax on the table and let the d.j. spin it
excuse me motherfu&ers, can i beg your pardon
i'm gonna see the knicks at madison square garden
and like the knicks i got game like i worked at hasbro
on the mic i bug, like i was prince jazzbo
the rhymes are stupid to make you go coo-coo
you can't sleep 'cause you're little cindy loo hoo
down with the hurra since the raising hell tour
just listen to his cuts there's no reason to tell more
cyndy what i didn't catch the last one
that $it sounded kinda nice, but bust a fast one
well i'm not known for my speed raps
so grab the microphone and cut out the claps
ah yea, i like that $it is kind of rough
i'll grab the microphone and fu& it up

i might seem out there, a little deranged
i've got to cool off, catch me on the driving range
well i'm the ladies' choise like i was j.j. evans
legalize the weed and i'll say thank heavens
i'm talking p.g.a. pro tour 2
i'm doctor beppers in my t.v., in my golfing shoes
pa$ me an iron and i'll bust a chip shot
then you throw me off the green because i'm strictly hip-hop
i'll grab the tee, i'll tee off
i'll grab the golf clubs and i'm off, i'm audi- so check me
i've got the timbos on my toes when i'm not on the green
i've got the costom made boots with the spikey things
i'm working on my driving 'cause i'm going pro
i've got the funky fly golf gear from head to toe
yea, the b-boys makin' with the freak freak
mario's nagging nonni's about the pesto pizza
and then he's on a mission and he's checking for peacha





root down

i kick my root down
i put my root down

it's not a put down
i put my foot down
and then i make some love, i put my root down
like sweetie pie by the stone alliance
everbody knows i'm known for dropping science
i'm electric like di& hyman
i guess you'd expect to catch the crew rhymin'
never let you down with the stereo sound
so mike, get on the mic and turn it out
we're talking root down, i put my root down
and if you want to battle me, you're putting loot down
i said root down, it's time to scoot down
i'm a step up to the mic in my goose down
come up representing from the upper west
money makin' putting me to the test
sometimes i feel as though i've been blessed
because i'm doing what i want so i never rest
well, i'm not coming out goofy like the fruit of the loom guys
just strutting like the meters with the look-ka py py
'cause downtown brooklyn is where i was born
but when the snow is falling, then i'm gone
you might think that i'm a fanatic
a phone call from utah and i'm throwing a panic
but we kick it from the root when we break it on down
jimmy smith is my man, i want to give him a pound

i kick my root down
i put my root down

ad rock don't stop, get on the mic with the tic and the toc
i'll fill you with the fu&in' rim like brim
i'm walking down your block and you say that's him
there goes the guy with the funky sound
the beastie boys you know we come to get down
because i've got the flow where i grab my di&
and say oh my god, that's the funky $it
so i'm going to pa$ the mic and cause a panic
the original nasal kid is doing damage
every morning i took the train to high street station
doing homework on the train, what a fu&ed up situation
on the way back up hearing battle tapes
through the underground, underneath the sky scrapes
like harlem world battles on the zulu beat show
it's kool moe d vs. busy bee there's one you should know
enough of that, i just want to give some respect due
m.c.a. grab the mic and the ma bell will connect you
bob marley was a prophet for the freedom fight
"if dancin' prays to the lord then i shall feel alright"
it feels to play a little music
tears running down my face 'cause i love to do it
and no one can stop this flow from flowing on
a flow master in disaster with a sound that's gone
i'll give a little shout out to my dad and mom
for bringing me into this world and so on

i kick my root down
i put my root down





sabotage

i can't stand it i know you planned it
but i'm gonna set it straight, this watergate
i can't stand rocking when i'm in here
because your crystal bal ain't so crystal clear
so while you sit backand wonder why
i got this fu&ing thorn in my side
oh my, it's a mirage
i'm tellin' y'all it's a sabotage

so listen up 'cause you can't say nothin'
you'll shut me dow with a push of your button?
but i'm out and i'm gone
i'll tell you now i keep it on and on

'cause what you see you might not get
and we can bet so don't you get souped yet
you're scheming on a thing that's a mirage
i'm trying to tell you now it's sabotage
why; our backs are now against the wall
listen all of y'all it's a sabotage

i can't stand it, i know you planned it
but i'm gonna set it straight this watergate
i can't stand rockin' when i'm in this place
because i feel disgrace because you're all in my face
but make no mistakes and switch up my channel
i'm buddy rich when i fly off the handle
what could it be, it's a miracle
you're scheming on a thing; that's sabotage





get it together

1-2 1-2 keep it on
listen to
..the $it because we kick it until dawn
..the abstract got it going on
..the ladies come on and let me spawn
all your eggs then you you go up the river
listen to the abstract that freaky nigger
i'm ad rock and i shock and i tick and i tock
and i can't stop with the body rock
see i've got heart like john starks
hitting mad sparks
pa$ me the mic
and i'll be rocking the whole park
i'm the m to the c to the a and it's a must
the rhymes that we bust on the topic on lust
and my moms is not butt, but fu& it
let me get down to the rhythm
yes i'm getting funky and i'm shooting all my jism
like john holmes, the x-rated nigger
listen to the $it 'cause i'm the ill figure
nobody's getting any bigger than this

ad rock down with the ione
listen to the $it because both of them is boney
got to do it like this like chachi and joanie
because she's the cheese and i'm the macaroni
so why all the fight and why all the fuss
becasue i ain't got no dust
yea, you know i'm getting silly
i've got a grandma hazel and a grandma tilly
grand royalprez and i'm also a member
born on the cusp in the month of november
i do the patty duke in case you don't remember
well, i freak a funky beat like the $it was in a blender
well, i'm long gone word is born
don't need a mother fu&ing fool telling me right from wrong
i don't think i'm slick nor do i play like i'm hard
but i shall drive the lane like i was evan bernhard
and i've working on my game because life is taxing
got to get it together and see what's happening

i go one two like my name was biz mark
but i had to do the $it just let me embark
on the lyric and the noun and the verb
let's kick the $it off 'cause yo, i'm not the herb
well, it's not the herb but the spice with the flavor to spare
tho moog with the funk for your derriere
while we're on that topic, yes i like to mention
when it comes to boning i'm representing
spacing, zoning, talkin' on the phone and
my brain is roaming and i don't know where it's going
talking lots of $it a little tweaking on the weekend
i've got to get him by the reigns because i know that i'm freaking
well, i'm a funky skull and i'm a scorpio
and when i get my flow i'm dr on the go
so q-tip, what you on the mic for
because i had to talk about the times that i rhyme
and when m.c.s come in my face, i'm like mace
because i back them off with the quills
nigger 'cause i tell you, nigger 'cause i'll keep you under prills
resting on nine one one sixteenth ave off the farmes boulevard
i'm from manhattan m.c.a.'s from brooklyn
yea, m.c.a., your $it be cooking
praying mantis on the court and i can't be beat
so, yo tip, what's up with the boot on your feet
i've got the timbos on the toes and this is how it goes
oh one two, oh my god
one two, oh my god, i've got some $it
i've got the kung fu grip behind my green trap kit
never ever ever smoking crack
never ever ever fu&ing wack
i eat the fu&in' pineapple now & laters
listen to me now, don't listen to me later
fu& it 'cause i know i didn't make it fu&in' rhyme for real
but, yo technically i'm as hard as steel
gonna get it together, watch it, gonna get it together ma bell
i'm like ma bell, i've got the ill communications





the update

i can hear the trumpets blowing screaming out the end of time
look around and listen and you'll see every sign
the waters are polluted as the forests are cut down
bombing and drilling deep below ground
check the prophecies from around the world
and look around now as it all unfurls
look into yourself and see what goes on
get a feeling in your heart of the right from wrong
because the mother earth needs to be respected
been far from too long that she's been neglected
race against race, such a foolish waste
it's like cutting off your nose to spit your face
and at the end of the wars, what was the cost
it's clear that the earth was the one who lost
we are one with her as she is one with us
it's unreal how she is treated so unjust
as our planet grows smaller each and every day
everyone affecting everyone in every way
we're all citizens of the worl community
all here together and we're searching for unity
over the years, i've grown and changed so much
things i know now years ago, i couldn't touch
there are things i've done that i wouldn't do again
but i'm glad that i did 'cause i've learned from them
i just try to stay present right here, right now
no worries, no fears and without any doubts
it's about time

'cause in these times, these changing times
a transition is occuring and i am not blind
as the pendlum swings a new age we enter
and with every swing, it draws closer to the center
yes the storm before the calm and the wars that lead to love
things must run their course so we push and we shove
but we're here to work it out in one way or another
to find a mutual respect for ourselves and one another
and the true key is a trust in self
for when i trust myself, i fear no one else
i took control of my life, just as anyone can
i want everyone to see it's in the palm of your hand
the past is gone, the future yet unborn
but right here and now is where it all goes on
i know we can fix it and it's not too late
i give respect to king and his nonviolent ways
i dream and i hope and i won't forget
someday i'm going to visit on a free tibet
someday i'm going to see us all joined as one
and it would be too bad to blow it up before we're done
'cause we long behind the rage learning from the pain
the love behind the tension like the sun behind the rain
i'm sending loving light to all that is
to all creation and the life we live
i'm not preaching bull $it, just speaking my mind
'cause i'm here now and it's about time





futterman's rule

"when two are served, you may begin to eat"
                  - gene futterman





alright hear this

because i grab the microphone and i pick it up
and then
..i fu& it up and then i turn it in
..i turn it out, got the body rockin' sound
..you know i'm gonna get down and
eat a scooby snack and take disco nap
because i'm shopping at sears, 'cause i don't buy at the gap
sending this one out to all the funky inspirations
pretty purdie on the drums with the beat relations
well, i'm working on rhymes, they're coming line by line
trying to put what i feel into word and rhymes
i've got a feeling coming on, i've got to make some $it
a little something stupid, for the twisted and sick
because i drive like a maniac on the streets
and i don't give fu& 'cause i've got the beats
got my nuts swingin' from left to right and
right to left and i'm death defying

(chorus)

i spin my fortune on a wheel like sajak
here's the payback keep going strong like since the way back
i try to be myself but i lose track
'cause the $it gets complicated now i've got to get back
as we learn to breed love for one another
in these times of melding cultures
i give respect for what's been borrowed and lent
i know this music comes down from african descent
because i don't need a magic potion
let me talk about back field in motion
my girls got cheeks for weeks and i'm happy
you know i'm a sneak like my old grand pappy
i gotta give thanks to my man archie sheep
for staying true to inspiration and i don't half step
so i kick out the jams and tell you who i am
and i talk to the people like les mccann

(chorus)

i ask god for a rhyme or two
a little something for the wise as well as the fool
a little something to affect a little taste of change
for the together and the strong as well as the dearanged
i'll do you right like bobby knight
and then i'm rapping on the mic to the broadway light
stomp my hands, i clap my feet and
i'm bugging off yusef lateef
i got a match to my a$ and i'm a keep it lit
i need to get some cash, call my accountant britt
i'm rushing around town taking care of my functions
always got one more thing so forget about function
we create this world and the problems go on
create our lives and the things that gor wrong
so to the deaf, the blind, look around and listen
to what it is you want and for what you're wishing

(chorus)





flute loop

so, just sit back and max and relax
off tracks that i kick, come on and give it up
'causei get funky like diaper rash
and you know i'm mad spunky and i'm making cash
i've got sex rhymes like victoria's got secrets
to all you porne peepers who are trying to peep this
i'm like al goldstein, i'm all about screwing
lead my team to sixty wins like my man pat ewing
like getting shot out the barrel of a wave
like virgin pow on the peaks of a.k.
like a sound that to the depths of the
soul
well that's the feeling that i make my goal

a little wine with my dinner so i'm in my grape ape
i feel like a winner when i make a mix tape
because i get ill when i'm on the pause button
and i get my fill and you can't say nothing
more soul on this train then don cornelious
got the mad subwoofer pumping ba$ for your anus
just getting on the mic at the monthly function
wires hitting switches connecting at the junction
perlman's got beats and it ain't no secret
dante found his $it but you know he freaked it
and so the story goes on and on
down in s.d. 50 'till early morning





do it

(chorus)

like the black birds i'm a do it fluid
building rhymes like buildings, like a stonehenge druid
step up and get enlightened, educating my mind
i play the tape forward, it's not time to rewind
step inside the mother fu&er and i get my flow on
season's change when it comes their time
falls brings the winter and on back to springtime
well, it's the king ad rock and that's who i am
listen all of y'all i'm not the son of sam
'cause i'm thin and i don't grin and i'm not a grinner
but check it out people 'cause i love to go and swim
caught up on the phone fiber optic distraction
information super highway got the brain contraction
i'm the kung fu master vs. the sumo wrestler
got the beats in manhatten you can hear in westchester
well, my mother was born out in coney island
raised on the l.e.s. manhatten island
my dad camo out from detroit and they had me
and back on through ellis island goes through the family tree
well, i'm a six point seven on the richter scale
i've got rhymes gallot and then i never fail
like gravy on potatos, luke to darth vader
i'm a souped up sucker and i'll see you all later

(chorus)

you see me coming down the block with the funky cuts
you say mike d. and i say mic these nuts
i've got attractions like i'm elvis costello
adam yauch grab the mic 'cause you know you're my mellow
well when i get it into the zone
i'm gonna take my mind to a place where it's all one
my $it is on and the rhyme style's kicking
my brain is flowing honest like abe lincoln
'cause i'm the fu&in' rythm ace with the rhyme selection
listen all y'all i rap with perfection
because i got the mother fu&in' old school flavor
that you savor so watch your behavior
talking other dimensions, levels higher
why did billy joel say "we didn't start the fire"
take you to another realm, another level
i've got the funky rhymes but i'm not the funky devil
i step from minute to minute, lifetime to lifetime
step from stage to stage to see it all unwind
slowly but surely i seek to find my mind
and every wall that i face is ow my own desig
glendale boulevard boulevard
glendale boulevard is where i'm at
it's where i'm at, where i live
check it out because my head is like a siv
and we turn it out

(chorus)





heart attack man

drink a six pack and then you play som ball
walking down the stairs and then he starts to fall
add on two joints and then he starts to sweat
two hundred seventy five punds that you can't forget

heart attack, heart attack man
spend all your money on your health insurance plan
heart attack, heart attack man
keep on getting bigger because you know that you can

why do you force yourself on top of that girl
laugh with all your buddies because it's a man's man's world
someday that $it will come back to you
you've been throwing your weight around and
your $it is through

heart attack, heart attack man
going nowhere, got no master plan

(mosh part)
weighs in at two seventy five
my man is lucky to be alive
smokin' and drinkin' too
the heart attack man is gonna be running over you
got no god damn respect
had to put the big big bi% in check

heart attack, heart attack man
lungs full of tar and a stomach full of spam
time to change your ways heart attack man





the scoop

i don't get blind most of the time i don't drink wine
i took a sledge hammer and i broke my nine
because is mine, word is born i rhyme
and everey day i write the book down line by line
i'm feeling good when i do it like this
so come on and turn it up because you can't resist
because i'm back with another track wich you lack
'cause things is wack and that's a fact
because i'm on time, you're shouting rewind
you know it's ad rock that's blowing your mind
my $it is rough and you know it is so damn tough
i'm getting intense, not talking nonsese
i made up my mind, not sitting on the fence
i don't always the right from the wrong
i do my best to figure it out and work it out in the long
i try to do a lot more than i can chew
balance out my ambition's what i've got to do

because you hide in broad day light, a parasite
a hypocrite, you take a peek quick
you turn your nose up, you think you're high up
you play it real safe and now your $it's fake
i seen you hawking and then you clock my style
and then you try to play it off like you think you're wild
d.i.y. that means do it yourself
don't sit around waiting for someone's help
don't sit back and say good enough
keep on striving, reinventing but keeping it off
the cuff

so kick the level up cuhootnified
mackadocius vibes positively fortified
i'm throwing rhymes kicking them downtown
traveling high speed through the underground
i kick it free style, make it worth your while
i've got shelves of rhymes that i keep on file
i'm feeling good now back home again
new york city is the city that i feel at home in

a blast from the gra$hoff awhile it's been
stepping into the future again
i'm straight from the 88 to 93 to 94, i'm out the door
step into the party with the fila fresh gear
people looking at me like i was david koresh here
kicking rhymes from the heart 'cause that's where i'm at
fu& the bull$it, be it far from me to pop that

in the search for truth, i go a lot of ways
there's not a lot of peace, that i find these days
i try to stay cool, i try to stay calm
but my life is getting hectic like a smoke bomb
so i'll say it like the group huggy bear
there's a boy-grrrl revolution of wich you should be aware
you can't dis me, it ain't worth it, b
you put yourself down and you don't even see
cause i don't play that, i know who i am
for a minute, i did but now i'm back again
i'm feeling strong see, trust myself g
well i stopped smoking cheeba
and that was part of the key
we've got fire, we need water, so i guess i ought to
leave you broke in a comatose state of mind
and i'm blind and i'm working overtime, so check it
i keep my rhymes in a little black book
and i know you want to take another look





bodhisattva vow

as i develop the awakening mind i praise the buddha as they shine
i bow before you as i travel my path to join your ranks,
i make my full time task
for the sake of all beings i seek
the enlighted mind that i know i'll reap
respect to shantideva and all the others
who brought down the darma for sisters and brothers
i give thanks for this world as a place to learn
and for this human body that i'm glad to have earned
and my deepest thanks to all sentient beings
for without them there would be no place to learn what i'm seeing
there's nothing here that's not been said before
but i put it down now so i'll be sure
to solidify my own views and i'll be glad if it helps
anyone else out too

if others disrespect me or give me flack
i'll stop and think before i react
knowing that they're going through insecure stages
i'll take the opportunity to exercise patience
i'll see it as a chance to help the other person
nip it in the bud before it can worsen
a change for me to be strong and sure
as i think on the buddhas who have come before
as i praise and respect the good they've done
knowing only love can conquer in every situation
we need other people in order to create
the circumstances for the learning that we're here to generate
situations that bring up our deepest fears
so we can work to release them until they're cleared
therefore, it only makes sense
to thank our enemies despite their intent

the bodhisattva path is one of power and strength
a strength from within to go the length
seeing others are as important as myself
i strive for a happiness of mental wealth
with the interconnectedness that we share as one
every action that we take affects everyone
so in deciding for what a situation calls
there is a path for the good for all
i try to make my every action for that highest good
with the altruistic wish to achive buddhahood
so i pledge here before everyone who's listening
to try to make my every action for the good of all beings
for the rest of my lifetimes and even beyond
i vow to do my best to do no harm
and in times of doubt i can think on the dharma
and the enlightened ones who've graduated samsara





mullet head

you're coming off like you're van damme
you've got kenny g, in your trans am
you've got names like billy ray
now you sing hip hop hooray
put your dakleys and your stone wash on
watching mtv and you mosh on
#1 on the side and don't touch the back
#6 on the top and don't cut it wack, jack

shiny chrome rims never rusted
driving through the tunnel, you might get busted
never trusted, mullet head
you know you took that girl to bed
cruising 8th street saturday night
trying to find a head shop, looking to fight
you've got that stonewash derriere
spike the top because the week-end is here

you wanna know what's a mullet? well
i got a little story to tell
about a hair style, that's way of life
have you ever seen a mullet wife?

yo, take a chill b, check out my spillbee
'cause you don't know about the mullet head
cruise in my iroc, stonewash on my co&
got it like that 'cause i'm the mullet head
put me on trial 'cause i'm worth your while
pa$ me the comb 'cause i'm the mullet man

read the new york post, read a story
about joey buttafooco in all his glory
they said he tried to freak it with a high school girl
pimpin' amy fisher to the rest of the world
a real lover man, a real ca$anova
joey got horny and now he's over
amy got pissed, shot his wife
joey gest to jail for the rest of his life





cut the sides, don't touch the back

the vibes

i kick out the jams and tell you who i am
i said i'll make you shake your a$ like les macan
and the you're out talking $it like yosemite sam
you've got the elephant feet like les mccan
up the crack of dawn i'm on my way
we're talking two foot dump and there'll be no delay
'cause i'm gone, the $it's getting out of hand
i'm changing my middle name to first trem
i'm walking on the rhythm like philippe petite
i've got hole in my mouth where my teeth should be
you ask whatever happenened to the rappin' duke
i heard the captain's gonna sign him to jive and that's the truth
taking care of my functions still smokin, up the shrubery
i stopped eating chicken 'cause the $it was too rubbery
produce organic from my own yard
only the freshest herbs and growing's not too hard

dreaming on it, screaming on it, ready to get dumb
waking up my long joint, ready to get some
looking at my board and my old boots
seeing a waist deep champagne moment of truth
and on the court i've got game like my brother matt
i give a shout out so where you at
but don't get souped mathew 'cause i'm a take ya
horatio park right now and i'm a shake ya
give me the fresh count 'cause you know that i'm stressed out
i need some inspiration so get the best out
like rock master scott, i'm on the request line
writing the fresh rhyme, having the best time
good vibes flowing all around
not a worry in mind as the friends around
a shout out to linda riding pow forever
well the bird is the word and you're as light as a feather

well i smoke a bag of rat weed 'cause i don't care
and i'm waking old ladies out their underwear
i like the boomin' grannies in big old panties
i'm giving, it to grandma making her crazy
i might be a white boy but i'm no goofy
got beats like bobalou on "i love lucy"
i'm not like the skipper on "fantasy island"
i'm more like captain shtupping when i go back whylin'
the cire traverse out to death shoot
or s.t.h. when they let me back at the deuce
'cause i can't get enough of that funky stuff
when the going gets rough ain't going out in the sluff
down with bubble gum and ninth creation
get down we've got the sound sensation
kid fresh is back from the 80's
and we're doing it for the ladies

(chorus)





hello nasty





super disco breakin

50 cups of coffee and you know it's on
i move the crowd to the break of break of dawn
can't rock the house without the party people
cause when we're gettin down we are all equal
there's no better or worse between you and me
but i rock the mic so viciously
like pins and needles and words that sting
at the blink of an eye i will do my thing
like a needle in the cartridge when the record spins
like diggin down deep in the record bins
everybody gettin down make no mistake
nothing sounds quite like an 8 0 8

money makin money money makin manhattan
super disco disco breakin'

sometimes i like to brag sometimes i'm soft spoken
when i'm in holland i eat the pannenkoeken
i got the spice you bring the sauce
you can kiss my a$ you funky boss
now that you got what you want, you want more
i'll be with the hammer and the nail at your door
with these funky beats i be goin' head huntin'
shouts to my peeps let me know if you feel something
i can give you all you need
a little beat for the rhythm and some words to read
let me tell you now that's my favorite $it
and when i got a new rhyme i just say it

so money makin money money makin manhattan
super disco disco breakin'





the move

hello..
it's times like this when i just can't stop
can't wind your body without the body rock
got schemes schematics blue prints on file
you gotta have dreams to make it all worthwhile
so as i take my time and realign
i wonder what it is i hope to find
i don't mean to brag i don't mean to boast
but i'm intercontinental when i eat french toast
adrock with the new addition edition
gettin on down for the year 2000
a slight distraction can get you paid
and when it comes to that type $it i paved the way

bboys to the early morn
bgirls be rockin on and on
bgirls to the break of dawn
bboys be rockin on and on

dogs love me cause i'm crazy sniffable
i bet you never knew i got the ill peripheral
in your home i'm cloned i'm on your headphones
i love it when you spazz out all alone
cause i'm that fool that broke the key
i'm unlockable so don't check me
got weight on my shoulders and things on my mind
the sky is falling and i'm falling behind
so i synthesize sounds as i patch my brain
insane mind games move quick like flames
so now i wonder how sometimes you never know
who be rockin y'all in stereo in stereo in stereo in stereo

no time like the present to work $it out
that's what i'm going on and on and on about
not fakin just makin beats in the dungeon
keep that $it funky cause the odor is pungent
no shame in my game just par for the path
i try to hone my craft because at hands the task
but i find i'm not playing with a full deck
i'm up to my neck like toulouse lautrec
all i wanna know is when is checkout time
so i could be in heaven with the rhythm rock rhyme
and when i'm with my man shadi rock at the gates
we'll be rockin rhythms over disco breaks

bboys to the early morn
bgirls be rockin on and on
bgirls to the break of dawn
bboys be rockin on and on





remote control

things get hectic quick
from the satellite dish to your joy stick
it's the night of the living cable box
wires coming up from around the block
remote control to change the station
but that won't change your situation
have you seen what i mean
i'm the little gnome that's in your dreams
so i say this rhyme built by design
to take you beyond space and time
said who is the man making diamonds out of coal
the man pushing buttons on remote control

until your back's up against the wall
you never know yourself that much at all
so you've got to share your love with a friend
that's all that you've got left in the end
living in this city of pure confusion
people mislead by their own illusion
all this action, no satisfaction
we're all linked together like a chain reaction
play or fold, love is bold
what is the future that will unfold?
some like it hot, others like it cold
but we all want to hold the remote control
things get hectic quick
all of the sudden i'm in the thick
too much drama all around
distractions booming in sensuround
like a rainy day's earth won't sit still
sliding on down a hill
sometimes life seems to stall
so never be ungrateful y'all
so i got a little something for your pay per view
like don king i've got the crazy hair do
we've got cameras on mars on space patrol
controlled on earth by remote control





song for the man

what makes you feel
and why you gotta be
like you got the right
to look her up and down
what makes this world
so sick and evil
i know you don't know

what makes you feel
like you got miracle whip appeal
who made you the judge an jury
ain't you never heard of privacy
what makes this world
so sick and evil
you figure it out





just a test

like a flag at half mast as frames click fast
not a thing will last as past is past
like stacks of thoughts that got played and worn
used over and over till they were tired and torn
like a
..broken clock that can't tell time
..thick a$ book that's filled with wack rhymes
..scorching blaze that burned the sand
..band that planned and planned and planned
and flew down like a raven in the dark of night
and snatched up the worm helpless to fight
and brought it back to the nest singing microphone check
one two one two this is just a test

like sand in one hand you can't hold for long
like scheming on a plan that goes all wrong
like fudge and caramel they're not the same
and it's a shame all you talk is game
you act like a diamond waiting to be set
in a gold ring, as if, i bet
as time goes by in this give and take
as long as i learn i will make mistakes
what do i want? what do i need?
why do i want it? what's in it for me?
it's the imagery of technology
is what you get is what you see
don't worry your mind
when you give it your best
one two one two this is just a test





body movin'

body movin, body movin,
a1 sound, sound so soothing
body movin, body movin,
we be getting down and you know we're crush groovin

let me get some action from the back section
we need body rocking not perfection
let your back bone flip but don't slip a disc
let your spine unwind just take a risk
i wanna do the freak until the break of dawn
tell me party people is that so wrong
the ship is docking, inter-lockin
and up-rockin electro-shocking
we're getting down computer action
do the robotic satisfaction
all of y'all get off the wall
have a ball and get involved with

body movin, body movin with the a-1 sound sound so soothing

flame on, i'm gone
i'm so sweet like a nice bon bon
came out rapping when i was born
mom said rock it 'til the break of dawn
puttin bodies in motion cause i got the notion
like roy cormier with the coconut lotion
the sound of the music drivin you insane
you can't explain to people this type of mind frame
like a bottle of chateau neuf du pap
i'm fine like wine when i start to rap
we need body rockin not perfection
let me get some action from the back section

body movin, body movin,
a1 sound, sound so soothing
body movin, body movin,
we be getting down and you know we're crush groovin

mike d with the master plan
ooh my my and thank you ma'am
and when i grab the mic you scream ooh god damn
the creme de la creme is who i am
mca where have you been
packed like sardines in the tin
so kick off your shoes and put on your swim fins
cause when it comes to quarries i'm known to swim
adrock light up the place
and if you
..pull my card you pull the ace
..ask me turn up the ba$
..play defender i could be your hyper space

body movin'





intergalactic

well now don't you tell me to smile
you stick around i'll make it worth your while
got numbers beyond what you can dial
maybe it's because i'm so versatile
style profile i said
it always brings me back when i hear ooh child
from the hudson river out to the nile
i run the marathon just to the very last mile
well if you battle me i will revile
people always say my style is wild
you've got gall you've got guile
to step to me i'm a rapophile
if you want to battle you're in denial
coming from uranus to check my style
go ahead put my rhymes on trial
cast you off into exile

jazz and awol that's our team
step inside the party disrupt the whole scene
when it comes to beats well i'm a fiend
i like my sugar with coffee and cream
got to keep it going keep it going full steam
too sweet to be sour too nice to be mean
on the tough guy style i'm not too keen
to try to change the world i will plot and scheme
mario c likes to keep it clean
gonna shine like a sunbeam
keep on rapping cause that's my dream
a moe dee for sticking to themes
when it comes to envy y'all is green
jealous of the rhyme and the rhyme routine
another dimension new galaxy
intergalactic planetary

from the family tree of old school hip hop
kick off your shoes and relax your socks
the rhymes will spread just like a pox
cause the music is live like an electric shock
i am known to do the wop
also known for the flintstone flop
tammy d getting biz on the crop
beastie boys known to let the beat drop
when i wrote graffiti my name was slop
if my rap's soup my beats is stock
step from the tables as i start to chop
i'm a lumber jack dj adrock
if you try to knock me you'll get mocked
i'll stir fry you in my wok
your knees'll start shaking and your fingers pop
like a pinch on the neck of mr. spock





putting shame in your game

beatsie beatsie boys gettin live on the spot
puttin all kinds of shame in the game you got
we keep the party movin to the broad day light
g.e.t.l.i.v.e. alright
transhypnotic robotic can't stop it
no limits to this style you know you can't lock it
first you mock it, rock it and then you stock it
but i've got the styles that are always in the pocket
like a bird floating down on a new york breeze
every thought in the mind is a planted seed
so watch the mind or the thoughts will stack
before you know it they're boomeranging on back
i'm the king of boogle there is none higher
i get 11 points off the word quagmire
fools can't see me and that's how it is
and that's how i like it cause that's my biz
beatsie beatsie boys gettin live on the spot
puttin all kinds of shame in the game you got
we keep the party movin to the broad day light
g.e.t.l.i.v.e. alright

time's an illusion as the moments race by
too fast to really grasp though we may try
deny, till we die, ooh my my
these thoughts that mislead and then multiply
second by second and minute by minute
it's like lotto you gotta be in it to win it
shakin mind breakin on their own demise
lies tax to the max and they'll be feelin those vibes
so tell me what you need that you have got
fiending on power will make your blood clot
it starts with the greed and then goes all wrong
that's why we can't all just get along
we're all connected like a leggo set
one equaling one together like a croquette
whether we have or have not yet met
it ain't no thing and it ain't no sweat
beatsie beatsie boys gettin live on the spot
puttin all kinds of shame in the game you got
we keep the party movin to the broad day light
g.e.t.l.i.v.e. alright

you're caught in a panic and it's rattled your brain
the selfish ways just can't maintain
but these are the breaks when you try and come fake
don't come with the rhymes that you just half baked
i'm the benihana chef on the sp12
i chop the fu& out the beats left on the shelf
you be like hello nasty where you been
it's time you brought the grimy beats out the dungeon
i jumped outside the house with my walkman on
i get so hyped when i hear this song
it's gonna keep me happy like all day long
so go and talk $it cause it just makes me strong
don't grease my palm with your filthy cash
multinationals spreading like a rash
i might stick around or i might be a fad
but i won't sell my songs for no tv ad
beatsie beatsie boys gettin live on the spot
puttin all kinds of shame in the game you got
we keep the party movin to the broad day light
g.e.t.l.i.v.e. alright
junior





flowin' prose

i'm flowing prose to cons and cons to pros
i'm scheming rhyme against reason like it was flow against know
but beyond the concepts and emotions that rise
to the interconnectedness that underlies
the lies upon lies have lost their meaning
the plies upon plies of consciousness that is being
over and over i fall i learned to walk from a crawl
it's not sad it's just the way and the purpose of it all

now every word that you heard that i said that you felt
was put in place in the space as they were shuffled and dealt
i steal feels from reels but i pay my respects
paying compliments and disses and deciphering affects
words are water as i court her, as she is pristine
words and mics fall to dust and all that's left is the feelings
i give in and i win i try to never complain
intentions venture to center and then they set the stage
but i'll remain sane making gain without pain
staining trains with names and driving lanes to the refrain
and keep it positive as painstaking as it is
i'll never turn back cause that's the way i've got to live

so like a cloud carries rain i'm gonna carry my rhyme
coming like thunder with lightening timing
no hesitation in gestation of thoughts and plans
ferment time like wine no ploys or scams
like the islands dot the oceans in the endless seas
ideas coming to me in answer to my pleas
woke up this morning right out of a dream
reached for my pen and pad because my mind was on a rhyme scheme
what can i do with these bones and flesh?
with these animated thoughts in a world repressed?
i'm going down like the rhythms on the winds of change
i'm keeping calm under pressure like a deep-sea range
i'm flowing prose to cons and cons to pros
i'm like toucan sam when i follow my nose
i'm giving shouts to gandhi, gravy and king
his holiness and all enlightened beings
i'll be the one who screams it on the microphone
i'll be the one who brings it inside your home
but the words ain't mine i just pa$ em along
for betty williams and her friends i sing this song
and more ink from my pen and more tears from my eyes
and more crimes are committed as i say these lines





and me

once again i'm all wrapped up in me
my best friend's my own worst enemy
electricity and gravity
oh my god now take a look at me
my life line's run by at&t
they got their wires all up in me
is push and pull the way it's got to be
once again i'm all wrapped up in me and me





three mc's and one dj

cause nobody can do it like mix master mike can,
come on now
i've got the d double o, d double o style
here we go again because it's been awhile
do me a favor don't touch that dial
i rock from manhattan to the miracle mile
my name's mike d and i'm the ladies choice
i want to get next to you like rose royce
y'all gather round to hear my golden voice
cause when its time to rhyme you know i get noice
cruising like a fan boat on the glade
he'll tweak a$ your a$ across the cross fade
so watch your back when he takes the stage
or he'll send you off on a naked rampage

3 mc's and one dj
we be getting down with no delay
mix master mike what cha got to say

sweet and sour like a tangerine
fresh like a box of krispy kremes
kenny rogers' gambler is my gambling theme
mix master mike with the scratch routine
always updated and in the know
you know we break it down going toe to toe
the ba$ is booming from down below
and norton is chillin with mario
well my name is adrock i'm a scorpio
don't ask me cause i just don't know
i'm known to mop i'm known to glow
but don't get mad cause i got to go

three mc's and one dj
we be getting down with no delay
mix master mike what cha got to say

mix master cut faster

all top secret and cla$ified
i grab a hold of a mic and let the words glide
it's all hypnotic and sanctified
i never wanna let a bad day slip by
we be getting stupid in your area
causing all kinds of hysteria
my beats is sick like malaria
but don't worry i'll take care of ya
me and adam adam and mario c
when we're in the studio it's the place to be
to all beings everywhere be happy and free
with mix master mike we're making history

three mc's and one dj
we be getting down with no delay
mix master mike what you got to say





the gra$hopper unit (keep movin')

dear alex and marilyn
they're lovey and thurston howellin
the gra$hopper unit is prowellin
and rufus is back home growellin
for all of y'all that are dozin
on hornblower's lederhosen
like walt disney he'll be frozen
and then the swiss hall of fame he goes in
cause when he's out in space carousin
pick up my mic and start joustin
his name plate medallion
says never trust a hal 9000

check the horizontal hold and check the tint
are these three fools back at it again
inspector clouseau and derek flint
nothin but sparks ignitin'
check two one two mic testin
this one goes out to dechen
rise fallen fighters take your stance again
don't think too much about the color of skin
order in vegetarian sharks fin
try to keep my life non violent
rewind the tape and punch me in
like chuck d with the where you never been i'm in

i'm a long way from where i've been but i gotta keep movin'

ooh my my i'm really not feeling it
ooh my my something's really wrong
the p.a. sound is deafenin
bitin mcs i'm oustinin
with spinach in your teeth you're grinnin
so on your way out please take a mint
got the studio to throw a craze in
the ba$lines yauch just lays in
this song is the gra$ you're grazin
add a little flange and phase in
don't get mad 'cause i'm beguilin
i'm off the hook so don't bother dialin
they're gonna put me in the b.i.n.
and if i die notify the next of kin

it's like that y'all





song for junior

i'm hypnotized by you





i don't know

what's pleasing to the eye
in the delusion of my sight
is not what i find when i reach into the light
i have lost my mind
i'm walking through time
deluded as the next guy
pretending and hoping to find
that distant peace of mind
i don't know
who does know
there is no
where to go

it's not so simple as i try to wish
but then again what is?
there is no other worthy quest
so on i go





the negotiation limerick file

my dj's got the cuts and the beats are on
we're comin with the limericks and we're comin' strong
and the rhythm's on time to every word and rhyme
when it comes to keep it real i keep it really wrong
at the risk of sounding cra$ i would like to mention
that i am well aware of your wack intentions
to usurp my prose you so and so
it's my primary bone of contention
i tell you everybody i've had it
with all these people with static
i'll go insane if it don't rain
sucker mc's are problematic

i love it when you hit those switches
a curve ball's what my pitch is
so here we here we come
like dum ditty dum
i keep all five boroughs in stitches

the sound sounds sweeter through the echolex
it'll spin you around and throw you in a hex
until you feel no pain inside your brain
all your worries are soothed by the sound effects

read it in the post and the daily news
listen everybody let's show improve
don't let me begin about heroin
living six feet deep just ain't the move

we're giving you soul power
i like it sweet and sour
when it comes to rhymes and beat designs
i'm at the control tower

tell me what makes you so afraid
of all those people you say you hate
just give it one time for your mind
and let's try to negotiate





electrify

words comin forth like water from the tap
clap tracks line the spaces places papers people stack
back track through the minutes when the thoughts went insane
i pulled the picture off the cover and blew out the mind games
people say this is the playlist of the void non-bound
but i can say this is the plainness of the peace i've found
it's not the sorrow or the pity that we hope to dismantle
it's the cast of past dice lighting both ends of the candles
scandelescent in the means i have dreamed on the schemes
reunited in the times of such picturesque scenes
can i get a witness to testify
open your eyes realize electrify

so i plan and i scam and write it off on my taxes
it's times like these i'll just go with the decisions of the ma$es
and to the crowds who've come before with their profit ma$ing ways
to the greed that fu&ed it up and brought it down to today
with pain i stand sane and remain holding strong
whilst all around me those who clowned me are now drowning by the throngs
it's illogical the actions that are typically displayed
a set back ain't all that much problem to invade
so i will glow like a lantern on a new moon night
i'll fight violence with these hands that weren't built to fight
but like a furnace burning coal my goals are bound to burn in flames
whether achieved or dismantled by the agendas displayed
can i get a witness to testify?
open your eyes realize electrify





picture this

something on the windowsill
caught her eye and held her still
the cars pa$ by outside
nowhere left to hide

picture this now crystal clear
nothing left to hold her here
and creeping up meanwhile
traces of a smile
eyes open wide to see if i could fly





unite

goin off the hook like latrell spreewell
i've got the ill technique so you know me fe well
we be kickin ba$ all up in your face
and when it comes to beats well i'm the rhythm ace
now if you check my pulse it beats skull snaps
i keep all my rhymes in my le sportsac
so what if i'm a ham and cheese on rye
i got to do my thing and that's no lie
well ice is cold and fire is hot
when it comes to competition we've got them locked
u.n.i.t.e.
a little shout to ian and little zoe
one can wonder why but can't deny
if we could work it out it would be so fly
we'll never know unless we try
so tell me party people what's your zodiac sign
breakdancers of the world unite

bboys of the world unite
i went inside the deli and my man's like what
i write the songs that make the whole world suck
i need to break it down every chance i get
so "ssshhh we keep it raw on the set"
automation circulation
this is for the people all around the nations
i got books with hooks and it looks like rain
would someone on the knicks please drive the lane
now rhymes are montaquilla on a track by us
i've got to keep my mind clear so i don't bust
if you got bad breath then maybe try scope
and if you wash your a$ you best use soap
people of the world you realize
we got to get together and harmonize
i feel i'm comin down with the bugallo flu
ravers of the world unite

we're the scientists of sound
we're mathematically puttin' it down
when lightning strikes best grab a ground
got to get up to get down

i've got the terminator style with a touch of the tweak
technique 1200's i'm known to freak
i don't like to fight, i don't carry a piece
i wear permanent press so i'm always creased
mike d with the rump shakin action
do it like this for the intergalaction
i practice asana daily so i'm very flexible
i'm a scorpio so you know i'm very sexual
shouts to rach and my brother matthew
in money makin it's how we do
i be smokin roaches in the vestibule
in the next millennium i'll still be old school (ron)
high roller big baller
i call em crullers but you know they're called crawlers
we keep it movin to the broad daylight
bgirls of the world unite alright
keep it on and on





instant death

and what do you do when
your man kills himself and
how do i make friends now

and where is my mom
i need to show her that
she taught me

and please let me
die an instant death

venom are from newcastle.





others...





alive

"i have never been more ready in my entire life to do this right now.
never. it's all been leading up to this moment.
all right now, right here.
my whole life, right here...."
we got rhyme selections in a wide array
j'ai des bons bons pour vous mangez (i have some goodie goods for you to eat)
the party people scream "oui, oui c'est vrai!" (yes yes, it's true)
'cause i got a remote for my b-day
hey i'm a-d-r-o-c-k
i use a microphone like pica$o* used clay
down with records from around the way
peace to bambatta and jazzy jay 
i rock on the mic from here to bombay
i'll give it my best and say "come what may"
'cause everybody's got their dues to pay
i'm lookin' sideways like my man pel� 
gettin' old, like ali "boomba yay"*
so fed up with my caesar toupee
it's time to speak up and not turn away
make the sun shine when it's sorry and gray 
d-d-dive*
so-socialize
open up your ears and clean out your eyes
if you learn to love, you're in for a surprise
it could be nice to be alive 
i'm takin' doodie rhymes to a brand new height
i shine on the mic like ultra bright
created a monster with these rhymes i write
don't say mine are wack, please say goodnight 
now here's a little something that you might not like
my dj's name is mix master mike
it's a real pity that you people gotta bite
but i can understand 'cause he sounds so nice 
readin' in the news, 'cause i'm country mike
use a microphone like shazam use tights
try to keep clear of that hate and spite
so i keep my mind still, like the still of night 
now who in the world do you want to fight
it's against the system we should unite
homophobics say "alright..."
if you learn to love then you might love life 
(chorus)
bringin' back that old new york rap.... 
now you can shuffle numbers but facts is facts
so many billionaires while so many lacks
to afford the poor decide to react
come on party people, share up your stacks 
now, i'm a' break it down to the bra$ tacks
do the biz marke dance and cabbage patch
you're tried to turn the key but then you broke the latch
sneakin' through my files for some rhymes to snatch 
i'd like to have a say on the income tax
don't wanna help build bombs and that's the facts
no money for health care, so what's the catch?
the man got you locked with no keys to the latch 
mike and adam have got my back
you bring the mic and we'll bring the raps
turn on the p.a. and rock your shack
don't smoke cheeba, can't stand crack