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Hi I would like you to meet Peter. He was discovered by my friend Henry and I named him. If by any chance you know this man in real life please conntact us!!! The love of Peter is growing almost into a small cult. We cannot  explain our attraction to this man. Maybe it is just his innocent virgin  qualities that remind us of a time when we were still pure . Maybe it is the strength and courage he has to shamelessly  walk around like that in public. But one thing is for sure that stupid look plastered on his face will always keep us laughing. IN PETER WE LOVE!

Peters Profile

Please note that the facts in his profile were all carefully guessed by studies conducted while observeing the phot at the top of the page.

Name: Peter Sex: Male Age: 25-27 Height: 5'6-5'8 Weight: 170-180 Hair: curly and brown Eyes: brown Marital status: Single Location: Still living at home Occupation: "Between Jobs" Best Friend: Mother Sign: Virgo Fave color: Purple Child hood hero: Jmmy Carter Fave food: Ball Park Franks Fave Holiday: Christmas Religion: Jedi Music: Styx, Jewel, Smiths, classical, 80's  Owns all the star wars sound tracks.

Hobbies: Spends long periods of time infront of the  computer. He makes his own clothes. His Tv only has 3 channels. Which are sci fi, discovery channel,  learning channel, and can't forget the life time. Other Fun Facts: Peter is quit shy and when he meets new people he offers a limp and clammy handshake screaming of self doubt. -Wasn't allowed to date in high school. -Has superheroes on his under wear (breifs) -Apologizes after sex - Peter somewhat resembles Matt  Stone -Yes, those are sponges on Peter's Belt and Those are childrens flotation devices around his arms. Thats gonna be the look this fall.

Remeber we are still Searching for Peter!!! So If you Have any Information or would like to Donate Money to this worthy Cause Please Email  me Zero_Nazi@yahoo.com