The official George W. Bush campaign website, www.GeorgeWBushSucks.com, is having a contest to name the candidate's official airplane. We have a feeling they won't be accepting any of our entries, so we're holding our own contest for what it should really be called! Winner gets her or his name in lights (on the Zerofuture page). To enter, go to our Forum's discussion group Name W's Plane, and send your comment! Or e-mail DaPlane@zerofuture.cjb.net. All entries there will be saved; the best entries will be posted here. Contest expiration date is, uh, 31 November 2000.

NAMES FOR GEORGE W. BUSH'S AIRPLANE

Air Force Zero - Ben Chadwick

The Flying Wasp - Brian Orban

Nepotistic Navigator - Brian Orban

Straight Talk Express (with John McCain's head mounted on a pike on the nosecone) - Brian Orban

High Flyer - Bobo Hoho

Trip Wagon - Bobo Hoho

All Night XXX Hot Lesbian Hookers Crack Party Sexpress - Mungo Gerbil

Plane of Fools - Honkey Mo Fo

The Spitmire - Honkey Mo Fo

The NRA's Good Times President Presidential Jet
- People for the Cruel Treatment of Republicans

Slimer - P. Venkman

The Texecutioner - Milhouse van Houten

Terrorists Please Place Bomb Inside - Foo Reilly

The Spruce Stooge - Ben Chadwick

Dodo Airlines - Bobo Hoho

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