Children's Books That Didn't Make It 

1. You Are Different and That's Bad 
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables 
3. Dad's New Wife Robert 
4. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share 
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book 
6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking 
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her 
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence 
9. All Cats Go to Hell 
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched 
11. Some Kittens Can Fly. 
12. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption 
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket 
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator 
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia 
16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy 
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy 
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way 
19. You Were an Accident 
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will 
21. Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games 
22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan 
23. Your Nightmares Are Real 
24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried? 
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School 
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends? 
27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things 
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry