Omake #1
Part 1:
A florist: [carrying flowers.] Good morning, Hisui-sama!
Hisui: Hmph? [upraised eyebrow.]
A florist: Here is a gracious bouquet of flowers from Bayushi Subaru-sama, Hisui-sama!
Hisui: [receives flowers.] Eh?
A florist: Yes? Aren't they wonderful?
Hisui: [throws the flowers at the florist.]
A florist: [has flowers sticking in his hair.] I take it you're displeased? [twitch.]

Part 2:
The same florist: [carrying flowers.] Good morning, Hisui-sama!
Hisui: Not again...
A florist: This time, the flowers came from a secret admirer, Hisui-sama!
Hisui: With the name of Bayushi Subaru-sama, no doubt. [throws the flowers at the florist.]
A florist: [has flowers sticking in his hair.] Not again. [twitch.]

Omake #2
[Ryuudo and Migetsu are in front of the go board.]
Hisui: Nee, omedetou, you two.
Ryuudo: Why are you congratulating us, Hisui-san?
Hisui: For finding love in each other's arms.
Ryuudo and Migetsu: [stares]
Migetsu: It's - it's not what you think! He's just my mentor, my teacher!
Ryuudo: How could you say something like that, Hisui-san!?
Hisui: But it's true, isn't it?
Ryuudo and Migetsu: OF COURSE NOT!!!
Hisui: Yeah...riiiiiight...

Omake #3
Ryuudo: I'm here to announce your engagement, Hisui-san -
Hisui: WHAT!?!! NO! NONONONONO!!!
Ryuudo: But Hisui-san, marriage is the best way for women of the clan to set up alliances with another.
Hisui: You sound exactly like Yoshi but I still say NO! Why don't you and Migetsu dress up as women and get married if you're so fired up by the idea!
Migetsu: I will not dress up as a woman!
Ryuudo: This is ridiculous! You're already a woman, Hisui-san, we don't need to dress up as women to further alliances!
Hisui: The truth is you don't want to leave your beloved Migetsu!
Ryuudo: Yes! Er, no, Hisui-san, be reasonable!
Seijaku: Ryuudo-sama looks fine as a woman, but Migetsu as a woman would be like Hugo Weaving in Priscilla Queen of the Desert. O_o;;;

Omake #4
(This particular omake came from Hisui saying her fiancé would have the personality of Touya Meijin and Touya Akira together in one person. Seijaku thinks Touya Meijin of Hikaru no Go is very intimidating.)
Seijaku: [reads the casting list] Nee, everyone, welcome the new person in the cast, Hisui's soon-to-be fiancé, Akodo Touya.
[A stern-looking Akodo walks in.]
Seijaku: O_o (SCAAAARRRRY...)
[Touya looks down at her.]
Seijaku: [sweatdrops] Er - welcome, Touya-sama, um, would you like some tea? Sake? Geisha? [shaking.]
Touya: I am fine.
Seijaku: (He must've heard what I said what will he do oh I'm so scared!!!!) [quails]
[SD Seijaku runs around not knowing what to do.]
Touya: (This is not shaping up to be a good thing.)

Omake #5
part 1:
[Touya walks in the flower shop.]
A florist: Welcome to our shop...er...sama! (Ah! He's so scary!)
Touya: Women like flowers, right?
A florist: Yes, sama! [shaking.]
Touya: It's right for a fiancé to give his betrothed flowers, right?
A florist: Yes, sama. [quivering.]
Touya: Then arrange a bouquet for Kakita Hisui-san.
A florist: Y - es, sama. [shudders.] (I'm going to get this on my head again...)
Touya: How much will it cost?
A florist: Yes, sama!
Touya: [tiny sweats.]

part 2:
A florist: [carrying flowers.] Good morning, Hisui-sama!
Hisui: Not again! [glowers]
A florist: Oh no, Hisui-sama, it's not what you think!
Hisui: [throws the flowers at the florist.] Tell that Bayushi I don't want flowers!
A florist: [has flowers sticking in his hair.] But they're from your fiancé, Akodo Touya-sama!
Hisui: [double-takes.] From Touya?
A florist: Yes, sama!
Hisui: Well, I see nothing wrong with taking flowers from my fiancé.
A florist: [quickly whips out a bouquet from the flowers in his hair.] Where shall I place it, Hisui-sama?
Hisui: Place it where it's most artistic - I'm Crane, after all.

Omake #6
part 1:
[Touya and Hisui in front of the go board.]
Hisui: The way you play - reminds me of someone...
Touya: Who does it remind you of?
Hisui: It reminds me of a thousand-year wanderer who haunted a go board in his quest to achieve the hand of God...
[SD Ryuudo appears from nowhere.]
SD Ryuudo: I was based on that person!
[SD Ryuudo disappears. Hours past.]
Hisui: ...and he finally departed, leaving the quest to achieve the hand of God to his student, Shindou Hikaru.
Touya: [tiny sweats.] (A ghost?)
Kiyotsu: I didn't expect Hisui to be so voluble about a story. Maybe we can have Hisui tell this tale in court...

part 2:
[Hisui and Touya, in front of the go board.] Hisui: There was a story once, about a maho-tsukai and the love he had for twins born to the Asahina.
Touya: (More stories?)
Hisui: He met the younger sibling under a cherry tree, and fell in love with the him. The maho-tsukai marked his hands, promising that he will come after the Asahina, and kill him.
Touya: (Him?) [tinysweats.]
Hisui: When the young man grew up, they met again. The love they had blossomed as quickly and as beautifully as sakura in springtime. The Asahina's twin sister watched over it, not wishing their family to discover this love. They were friends until the wheels of fate turned against them.
Touya: (A man - in love with a man?) [more sweatdrops.]
Hisui: The man was destined to become a maho-tsukai. And part of his fate was to kill the Asahina in a duel.
Touya: (Is this in the Asahina family records?) [bigger sweatdrops.]
Hisui: But the sister wanted them to have this chance, and so faced the maho-tsukai in a duel. He killed her, but she made a wish that if he ever tried to kill her brother, the killing blow would instead kill the maho-tsukai.
Touya: (This is starting to sound awfully familiar...)
Hisui: Then the maho-tsukai and the Asahina shugenja parted ways, still loving each other, but it was impossible. What a sad story, nee, Touya-san?
Touya: [is in one giant sweatdrop.] ... ... ... ...
Kiyotsu: I think I must get Hisui a different set of books from now on.

Omake #7
[Ryuudo and Touya are in front of a go board.]
Migetsu: [sigh] I wish they'd stop playing for once so I could spend some quality time with Ryuudo.
Hisui: [ears perk up.]
Migetsu: [realizing Hisui heard him.] Er, since Ryuudo IS my mentor, and my lessons have been neglected lately...
Hisui: How about I help you with this so you and Ryuudo can have a private game of tutoring Go?
Migetsu: Er...is there a catch?
Hisui: Catch? Hm...let me think about it.
Migetsu: O_o;

Omake #8
Hisui: You know, since Ryuudo and Touya love go so much, they should marry each other.
Seijaku: I don't think so...if they love Go so much then...[Imagines two separate weddings. Ryuudo and Touya are marrying go sets.]
Seijaku: O_O;;;
Hisui: Seijaku, you okay?
Seijaku: [shudders.] No...no...alliances...

Omake #9
Seijaku: They said you could foretell futures by reading the tea leaves left in a teacup.
Hisui: Well, what do you see in your cup?
[Seijaku stares. Long minutes pass.]
Seijaku: It looks like a hippopotamus.
Hisui: Does that mean you're going to have a big problem coming your way?
Seijaku: It might mean a hippo is coming through today.
Hisui: But that can't happen here in Kyuuden Kakita.
Seijaku: But I'm the writer, so -
[A hippopotamus crosses the room.]
Seijaku: [wide-eyed] It really came true.
Hisui: [tinysweats]

Omake #10
part 1:
Subaru: What do I need to do for Hisui to reciprocate my feelings?
Seijaku: I know what you have to do!
Subaru: What?
Seijaku: Turn into Orlando Bloom in the role of a handsome blond elf-boy!
Subaru: -_-;

part 2:
Subaru: What do I need to do for Hisui to reciprocate my feelings?
Seijaku: I know what you have to do!
Subaru: What?
Seijaku: Turn into Touya Akira, the 2-dan pro player!
Subaru: -_-;

part 3:
Subaru: What do I need to do for Hisui to reciprocate my feelings?
Seijaku: I know what you have to do!
Subaru: What?
Seijaku: Turn into Sumeragi Subaru, the new Sakurazukamori!
Subaru: Well, at least we have the same name...