MISZELANIA MISCELLANY

AS LAIS DE MURPHY MURPHY LAWS

1- Si bella cosa puede salir mal, saldrá. 

(if something can come out bad, it will leave.)

2- Si esiste a posibilidá de que barias cosas salgan mal, a que cause o primer daño será a primera que suzeda.

(if it exists the possibility that several things come out bad, the one that causes the first damage will be the first one that happens.)

3- Si bella cosa no puede salir mal, saldrá mal de toz modos.

(if something cannot come out bad, it will leave not well anyway.)

4- Dixadas a ro suyo aire, as cosas tienden a ir de mal en pior.

(left to their air, the things spread to go of bad in worse.)

5- Si tot parixe ser saliendo bien, ye platero que bi ha bella cosa que t'has pasato por alto.

(if everything seems to be leaving well, evidently there is something that you have spent for high.)

6- Cualsiquier cosa que empezipia bien remata mal.

(any thing that begins well ends up bad.)

7- Cualsiquier cosa que empezipia mal remata pior.

(any thing that wrong begins ends up worse.)

8- Si parixe fázil, ye difízil.

(if it seems easy, it is difficult.)

9- Si parixe difízil, resulta de raso imposible.

(if it seems difficult, it is completely impossible.)

10- Si una preba funziona, ye que bella cosa ha ito mui mal.

(if an experiment works, it is that something has gone very bad.)