Title: Dimensions

Fandom: labyrinth

Parts: one

Rating: R

Summary: an ode to jareth's groin in limerick form

Disclaimer: I don't own labyrinth, I don't own jareth, I don't own

jareth's package, heh...this is just proof

that I can't stay pg for long

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I should take the time to divulge

The dimensions of Jareth's fine bulge

From his crown to his balls

He's definitely not small

And in his delights many love to indulge