Title: Jareth joins Culture Club

Rating: G

Fandom: labyrinth

parts: one

DISCLAIMER: I don't own labyrinth....I don't own Culture Club and I

especially don't own Boy George...a fact that I cry about every time

I'm reminded of it...<g> All songs are: music by Boy George and Culture

Club Lyrics by me...a combination that sends humanity cowering in

terror!!! <g>

Summary: song parodies of culture club

Come on and Stay (Karma Chameleon)

                         Laby lovin in your eyes all the way

                         If I listened to your sighs would you say

                         That my tights give too much constriction

                         I'm a man who likes to show

                         My opponents just what they're missin

                         They come and go

                         they come and go

                         Come on come on come on come on come on and stay with me

                         Don't come and go, don't come and go

                         Lovin will be easy, I'll give you all your dreams

                         Ya know what I mean..

                         Ya know what I mean

                         I hear their wicked words every day

                         But you're diff'rent from the rest I've heard you say

                         That my balls were an addiction

                         My tights may cling; I come on strong

                         When I go...I go forever

                         So come along...come along

                         Come on come on come on come on come on and stay with me

                         Don't come and go, don't come and go

                         Lovin will be easy, I'll give you all your dreams

                         Ya know what I mean..

                         Ya know what I mean

                         Ruling the maze is like survival

                         I want a lover, not a rival

                         Ruling the maze is mere survival

                         I want a lover not a rival

                         My tights give too much constriction

                         I'm a man who likes to show

                         My opponents just what they're missin

                         They come and go...they come and go

                         Come on come on come on come on come on and stay with me

                         Don't come and go, don't come and go

                         Lovin will be easy, I'll give you all your dreams

                         Ya know what I mean..

                         Ya know what I mean

                         Come on come on come on come on come on and stay with me

                         Don't come and go, don't come and go

                         Lovin will be easy, I'll give you all your dreams

                         Ya know what I mean..

                         Ya know what I mean

                         I'll Solve it 4 Ya or the listian response (I'll Tumble 4 Ya)

                         I'll solve it for ya

                         I'll solve it for ya

                         I'll solve it for ya

                         I'll solve it for you

                         I'll solve it for ya

                         I'll solve it for ya

                         I'll solve it for ya

                         I'll solve it

            Downtown I'm down there's nothing here for me

            Same ol same ol, I need a change of scen'ry

            I'll be your dreamer, I'm needing more

            I'll take my dreams from you and so much more

                         I'll solve it for ya

                         I'll solve it for ya

                         I'll solve it for ya

                         I'll solve it for you

                         I'll solve it for ya

                         I'll solve it for ya

                         I'll solve it for ya

                         I'll solve it

                         I'll solve it for ya

                         I'll solve it for ya

                         I'll solve it for ya

                         I'll solve it for you

                         I'll solve it for ya

                         I'll solve it for ya

                         I'll solve it for ya

                         I'll solve it

            I'll be your dreamer, I'm needing more

            I'll take my dreams from you and so much more

                         I'll solve it for ya

                         I'll solve it for ya

                         I'll solve it for ya

                         I'll solve it for you

                         I'll solve it for ya

                         I'll solve it for ya

                         I'll solve it for ya

                         I'll solve it

            New place, sweet face, nothin like I remember

            Hassels, castle, the king with regal splendor

            Should I say yes..oh, I'm not sure...

            I have a place at home but I need more...

            I'll solve it for ya

            I'll solve it for ya

            I'll solve it for ya

            I'll solve it for ya

            I'll solve it for you

            I'll solve it for ya

            I'll solve it for ya

            I'll sove it for ya

            I'll solve it

            I get a crazy feeling...

            It's floating through my head

            It's something that he gave me, it's something that he said

            It's love that's magical

            And when I can let go I see

            I'll be your dreamer, I'm needing more

            I'll take my dreams from you and so much more

                         I'll solve it for ya

                         I'll solve it for ya

                         I'll solve it for ya

                         I'll solve it for you

                         I'll solve it for ya

                         I'll solve it for ya

                         I'll solve it for ya

                         I'll solve it

            Do You really Want to Hurt Me (Laby version) (Do you really want to

hurt me)

            Do you really want to hurt me

            Do you really want to make me fly

            Don't you know your words have stung me

            That on you I have no ties

            In my heart a fire's burning

            Find your dream and keep it near

            Precious people always tell me

            From them I must stay far

            Do you really want to hurt me

            Do you really want to make me fly

            Do you really want to hurt me

            Do you really want to make me fly

            Words are powerful, I've spoken

            And I've waited many years

            Wrapped in boredom for a person

            Who will put aside their fears

            You've been talking bout believing

            If it's true then you must know

            That even though I need you

            If you say I'll let you go

            If it's love you want from me

            Than wish it right now

            Everything isn't what it seems

            Let me change your life and how...

            Do you really want to hurt me

            Do you really want to make me fly

            Do you really want to hurt me

            Do you really want to make me fly