Title: Labyrinth Album Parodies

Rating: PG

Parts: 4 - one for let's dance, one for ziggy stardust, one for scary

monsters, one for lodger

Fandom: labyrinth

Disclaimer: I own no aspects of labyrinth, and the music and original

songs of these works are the genius of people far more brilliant than I,

namely David Bowie. I just screw with em.

Summary: warping various DB albums to include labyrinth themes, or what

ziggy does with her copious spare time, heh

Laby Fic (Modern Love)

Music by Bowie Lyrics by Specht (a combination that should be

destined to go down in history <g>)

When I want I write out

When I want I read in

Have some fun

I check in my email

And suddenly things change

I'm standing in a maze

Don't hafta wave bye-bye

I won't try

won't try

Weird new forms of life

King with the power to charm

I'm dancing at a ball

Don't hafta wave bye-bye

I won't try

won't try

Never gonna fall for

laby fic - waits there for me

laby fic - call to me

laby fic - gives me a new world to see

world to see - dwarfs and goblins

world to see - faeries, too

world to see - always a spot for you

spot for you - if you're a writer

spot for you - or a lurker

spot for you - there within laby fic

It's got so much worth

King with his power to charm

still dancing at the ball

Don't hafta wave bye-bye

I won't try

won't try

Never gonna fall for

laby fic - waits there for me

laby fic - calls to me

laby fic - gives me a new world to see

world to see - dwarfs and goblins

world to see - faeries, too

world to see - always a spot for you

spot for you - if you're a writer

spot for you - or a lurker

spot for you - there within laby fic

I know a huge theme in stories is the Jareth/Sarah

relationship...personally, I really don't care to write huge epics

about it, but I do like reading it...anywho, this one's about all the

sequels and sort of what happened at the ending of the movie (in the

Escher room/final confrontation)

Sarah Girl (China Girl)

Music by Bowie and Iggy Pop Lyrics by Specht (This combo is pretty

good, too)

He can't escape the feeling from his Sarah girl

Left a wreck by that little Sarah girl

But now her heart's beating loud as thunder

Saw that owl flying

She's a mess without him - little Sarah girl

Looks into a crystal there's his little Sarah girl

He hears her heart beating loud as thunder

Saw that owl flying down

Is there love real or tragic - how can we know?

When he looked at that Sarah girl

We can pretend that he really meant so much

When he looked at that Sarah girl

She stumbled into town

Whispered the ending words

Visions of victory in her head

Plans to grow up

It's in the blue of her soul

You little Sarah girl

Why did you mess with him?

He made you everything you are

You know, he gave you perserverance

He showed you life's not fair

He took you when you couldn't stand your world

But when they meet again

That little Sarah girl says

Oh, Jareth, I should've watched my mouth

And he says...Sh-sh-shhhh....

Okay, another name for this could be Why I Write Labyfic...I think of

it as a chance for me (or anyone) to do what they want, have their way

with the characters <eg>, and basically express their

interpretations...it also partially get's into J's whole Everything

I've done, I've done for you speech and the theory that he's the real

ringleader of the list...

Your Chance (Let's Dance)

Music by Bowie Lyrics by Specht (did I mention how much I love seeing

my name next to his? <g>)

your chance - to put on a ballgown and paint the town

your chance - hear that song he's singing in the Escher room

your way - look a goblin in the face

your way - dance with the fireys with their wacky grace

If you wish, he'll take the child for you

And if you want, he'll be cruel

Yes it's really true, he does it all for you

It's your story

And your tale

You possess the power

your chance - and if belief should die

your chance - the Underground would sigh

your way - just look into his eyes

your way - deep in that moonlight, that crystal moonlight

If you wish, he'll take the child for you

And if you want, he'll be cruel

Yes it's really true, he does it all for you

It's your story

And your tale

You possess the power

your chance - to put on a ballgown and paint the town

your chance - hear that song he's singing

your way

your way - deep in that moonlight, that crystal moonlight

All right, now is probably the only time I'll ever admit to it

publicly, but I am a hopeless romantic at heart...scary, huh? Anyway,

it's pretty obvious that at the heart of the list is the deep

admiration, respect, infatuation, undying love for Jareth...I always

sort of laugh at remembering the first time I saw the movie when I was

10...I thought Sarah was the best thing in the movie...strong,

courageous, etc...then when I finally saw it again at 17 I thought she

was a whiny, obnoxious brat and the real hero was Jareth...maybe it was

just because hormones now played a part in my viewing experience <g>

Without You, Jareth (Without You)

Yet again, Music by Bowie Lyrics by Specht

Just when I'm ready to question it all

Just when I think all the magic's gone

You show up with some surprise

Friendship and desire

You're exactly who I need here with me

Without you

What would I do?

And when I'm willing to forget it all

Just when I might leave it all behind

You sing your song

Friendship and desire

Jareth, I need you

Without you

What would I do?

Yet another delve into the freedom of writing...a little monotonous

maybe, but I think it works pretty well...this one also is about the

crossovers, round robins, and visitations that frequent the

list...(It's all good, don't scroll past this one, now!)

Have your Way (Ricochet)

Still, Music by Bowie Lyrics by Specht

Like glitter on canvas waiting for the glue - Have your way, have your way

So many characters and so much to do - Have your way, have your way

Write them into times and places not their own

We can't let them be forgotten

Tales of visits tales of fun

Possibilities have just begun

Some get a spark and begin to write

Melding with movies, television shows,

rock stars, and things like that

Tales of visits, tales of fun

Possibilities have just begun

Add a chapter, challenge, too

So many ideas waiting for you

Have your way - twist the Underground world

Add a chapter, challenge, too

So many ideas waiting for you - Have your way, have your way

Possibilities have just begun

Writing laby fic in a strange new way - Have your way, have your way

Write them into times and places not their own

For we can't let them be forgotten

Tales of visits, tales of fun

Possibilities have just begun

Early, someone types, a king goes off to pay a visit

In his secret castle room he reads new parts

And smiles at the contributions

Tales of visits, tales of fun

Possibilities have just begun

Add a chapter, challenge, too

So many ideas waiting for you

Have your way - twist the Underground world

And when he is done, eyes weary from reading

He grins and goes off to another listian

Granting crystal wishes

For we can't let him be forgotten

All righty, this one is for all you Evil Jareth writers out

there...personally I can never see him as evil, but I'm also the same

girl who thinks that Vader is basically a good person and a warm

sentimental underneath the armor...

Evil King's World (Criminal World)

Music by Peter Goodwin, Duncan Browne, Sean Lyones (I know I've heard

of them from somewhere, but for the life of me I can't remember what

else they've done!) Lyrics by Specht

He never told you of his many faces

He's as viscious as a wild cat

There's a price to pay for his kisses

But he forgets to mention that

You'll never recognize his destination

Or see the dark behind the makeup

What he wants is not consideration

He is no ordinary

Ah! Ah! Ah!

In the evil king's world

He'll have his way with the girl

In his Underground world

He always has his fun

He's no typical Fae's son

The only thing that he enjoys

Is his evil king's world

Where he can manipulate his toys

He's got a very heavy reputation

Don't wanna know about his low life

Don't you try to find a situation

That'll show through his calm disguise

He'll catch you spying at his castle door

And you'll that the jig's up

You're just what he's been waiting for

He is no ordinary

Ah! Ah! Ah!

In the evil king's world

He'll have his way with the girl

In his Underground world

He always has his fun

He's no typical Fae's son

The only thing that he enjoys

Is his evil king's world

Where he can manipulate his toys

And this one is especially dedicated to every single member on the

list...I think it's really important for us to keep this thing going no

matter what...

Listians (Igniting the Fire) (Cat People (Putting Out Fire))

Music by Giorgio Horoder (I love that name!) Lyrics by Specht

See those mismatched eyes

They can stare for eternity

Crystal like the moon

Well it's been so long

Won't you ignite the fire with your PC?

See all those goblins

They've gotten lost in the night

No longer held dear

Push the times and change some minds

It's been so long

Still this quiet night

Inspiration takes me

Fingers start to type

Ya wouldn't believe what you can do

You've been so long

Well it's been so long

Come on, ignite the fire with your PC?

Ignite the fire with your PC?

See sparks catch and blaze

Magic that can never end

This spell can never die

Stuff like this is not a trend

See those mismatched eyes

They can stare for eternity

Fingers start to type

You wouldn't believe what you can do

You've been so long

Well, it's been so long

Won't you ignite the fire with your PC?

Ignite the fire with your PC?

And this is in regards to all those annoying tendencies to end a

chapter RIGHT WHEN THE ACTION'S GETTING GOOD! <g>

Write it (Shake It)

Finally, yes Music by Bowie Lyrics by Specht (Funny, I'm still not

tired of this!)

I feel like a crystal

Floating in the night

New stories to read

Now everything's all right

They take me to mazes

And lands of the Fae

Where strange creatures roam

And are ruled over by J

He's sitting in the throne room talking to a witless thing

Wonders what to do but then he starts to sing

I catch my breath - what comes next?

Scroll through the chapters - what comes next?

So what comes next!? - write it baby!!!!!

Cause the next part holds the answer

Suspense is calling to me

I'd sent tons of comments to you

Cause I don't have money

We're the kind of people who can write it when we're feeling blue

When I'm feeling really bored then I sure know what to do

Write it baby

*****

THE RISE AND FALL OF SARAH AND JARETH AND THE GOBLINS FROM THE

UNDERGROUND

Thirteen Hours (Five Years)

Strolling through the park o'er there, one young girl reciting

Walks home in the rain to where the baby's crying

Stepmom shakes her head and yells. Girl just

keeps on trying

Runs to her room to get away, but cannot keep

from sighing

She hears father's voice, has no choice, music box melody

She sees toy's, joys, pictures of broken family

Her head throbs like a drumbeat, misses her fav'rite teddy bear

She glares at the baby, whishes him away from there

And all the happy-sad stories, and all the good-bad stories

All the magical stories, and the familiar stories

Never knew the truth to that story

Lights go out and crying stops; loud thunder striking

Girl goes into the room, suddenly quite frightened

Large owl of snow-white puts his beak to the windowpane

Flies in and transforms to a man; girl wonders if she's insane

He's seen her in that park acting the book for so long.

Tries then to offer her her dreams, but she knows it would be too wrong

The sky was red, his stare is cold, so she feels like an actor

She thinks of the kid and wants to get back there

His face, this place, the way that he talks

She looks to the maze and she starts to walk

She's got thirteen hours, stuck on her eyes

Thirteen hours, what a surprise

She's got thirteen hours, wants to win a lot

Thirteen hours, that's all she's got

Dream Love (Soul Love)

Old love - she looks to the photo

Her mother - who went off to find her dreams

Leaving the girl to watch with saddened eyes Nothing penetrates her

grieving

New love - she starts to read the stories

New words - that only she can live in

New words - a love so strong she leaves her life

Behind - for the fantasy she basks in

Spell is careless in its choosing - sweeping down to take the baby

Descending down on the girl defenseless

She sees the man, he sparks the fusion

Inspiration she has now - just to touch the dream she knows

All she has is her love of dreams - but those dreams aren't real

Dream love - the girl who the magic and

Dreams of love - and how her life will change will

That love - though she's blind to the love that's real

Cannot see it straight ahead

Spell is careless in its choosing - sweeping down to take the baby

Descending down on the girl defenseless

She sees the man, he sparks the fusion

Inspiration she has now - just to touch the dream she knows

All she has is her love of dreams - but those dreams aren't real

Crystal Daydream (Moonage Daydream)

I'm a baby taker, I'm a goblin king comin' for you

I'm a fae invader, I'll make all of your dreams come true

Don't ya tell me, don't tell me that it's not fair

I'm the only one that really cares

Keep your dreamer's eye on me, babe

Sing your music to my head

Press your magic face to mine, love

Freak out in a crystal daydream oh! Yea!

Don't fight it baby, don't ya be afraid of me

The land of magic is such a special place to be

Come on baby, dance with me until dawn

Dance until the magic's gone

Keep your dreamer's eye on me, babe

Sing your music to my head

Press your magic face to mine, love

Freak out in a crystal daydream oh! Yea!

Goblin King (Starman)

At bout seven the lights went low

Something happened that she didn't know

The babe had to pay the toll - where'd he go? She said

Then the thunder began to fade

Owl came and broke through her frightened daze

Then he showed up and she felt her spirits dive

There's a goblin king waiting in the sky

He came to tell Sarah

She should forget the child

There's a goblin king waiting in the sky

He told her to take it

Gonna make it worth her while

He told her:

Go ahead and use it

Go ahead, don't lose it

Dream your dreams and boogie

She knew then what she had to do

Hey, that's far out, he's mad now, too

Look out the window it's the maze of her dreams come true

She starts down to the lab'rinth's gates

There's not much time, can't afford to wait

Oh, watch that king! He's tryin' to make her late

There's a goblin king waiting in the sky

He came to tell Sarah

She should forget the child

There's a goblin king waiting in the sky

He told her to take it

Gonna make it worth her while

He told her:

Go ahead and use it

Go ahead, don't lose it

Dream your dreams and boogie

There's a goblin king waiting in the sky

He came to tell Sarah

She should forget the child

There's a goblin king waiting in the sky

He told her to take it

Gonna make it worth her while

He told her:

Go ahead and use it

Go ahead, don't lose it

Dream your dreams and boogie

It Ain't Easy (In 13 Hours Time) (It Ain't Easy)

When you get to the gates of the maze as big as the sea

It's kinda hard to get into where ya want to be

Then the dwarf comes up to help ya;

With a wave of his hand

Suddenly in front of you is a magic mys'try land

It ain't easy, it ain't easy, it ain't easy to solve in thirteen hours

time

Well, that young girl's got her problems; that ain't nothing new

But with the help of a few friends she can make it on through

She can make it on through and reach the end

'Cept for when Hoggle tries to take her to the start again

It ain't easy, it ain't easy, it ain't easy to solve in thirteen hours

time

Satisfaction, satisfaction, keep her satisfied

Show her the dreams that are lurking deep inside

Lurking deep inside, if she only knew

What the magic in that peach can really do

It ain't easy, it ain't easy, it ain't easy to solve in thirteen hours

time

It ain't easy, it ain't easy, it ain't easy to solve in thirteen hours

time

Bog of Stench (Lady Stardust)

The girl stared at the ugly place

Covered up her nose, forgot all her grace

The girl in the poet's blouse

looked into the muck

And almost fainted just because

It really stunk

And it was not right, the friends were all together

But it was not right, the stench went on forever

Yes, it was, far from nice! Horridly out of sight (second time, far

from paradise)

The Bog smelled all night long.

The group rushed ahead on the path to get some air

But the fox stopped them cold

He had a job to do

They ran quicky for they just could not obey

And they left the Bog real fast

No way would they stay

And it was not right, the friends were all together

But it was not right, the stench went on forever

Yes, it was, far from nice! Horridly out of sight (second time, far

from paradise)

The Bog smelled all night long.

Oh, how she sighed, when she could breathe again…

And it was not right, the friends were all together

But it was not right, the stench went on forever

Yes, it was, far from nice! Horridly out of sight (second time, far

from paradise)

The Bog smelled all night long.

Fire (Star)

Goblins are as dumb as chickens Faeries bite way too hard

I can make it all worthwhile as a creature of fire

Kings have to kidnap babies

Girls have to solve the maze, well at least they can try

I can make transformations as a creature of fire

So inviting-so enticing to pull my limbs apart

I can make wild mutations as a creature of fire (Chilly down, Yea!)

I don't need any money

I like things the way that they are

Everything in life is so funny

When you're a creature of fire.

I can make transformations as a creature of fire

So inviting-so enticing to pull my limbs apart

I can make wild mutations as a creature of fire (Chilly down, Yea!)

I don't need any money

I like things the way that they are

Everything in life is so funny

When you're a creature of fire.

I go to bed at night as a creature of fire

I dislocate my head all right as a creature of fire

Hold on to Herself (or Jareth's Ego Trip) (Hang on to Yourself)

She's a teen-age dream, she will come to the ball tonight With her

memory gone

She'll dance, won't stand a chance now matter how she tries As soon as

she hears my song

So come on, come on, let's keep the dream going

Come on, come on, she's never gonna make it

Still she'd better hold on to herself

I dance around and sing, change my clothes all day

Kick my minions off of my heel

But when I get a hold of this here girl

She really won't know what to feel!

So come on, come on, let's keep the dream going

Come on, come on, she's never gonna make it

Still she'd better hold on to herself

Jareth (Ziggy Stardust)

Jareth twirled his balls, casting them to the wind

To the girl below. He's done his best

But she made it too far

With just a helping hand, got through this strange land

Jareth really sang, made her forget her life back home

She broke the charm and ran away

Not looking back

Left him standing there. Does he really care?

Then why did he scare her with the cleaner down below?

Just the dwarf to guide her

So they crabbed about the man and now then, what was the plan?

Jareth played for time, trying to help her see clearly

Generous to the end, mixed with a touch

Of cruelty

He was the villain, though, so she had to go.

Even through his ego, Jareth got into her mind

He tried to convince her

But she left his land; just couldn't understand

Jareth twirled his balls…

Goblin King's City (Suffragette City)

Hey King! - Leave me alone y'know

Hey King! - I wanna go home, I gotta-

Hey King! - Gotta solve this here maze

This tight-clad guy just twirled a ball in my face!

Hey King! - Thirteen Hours -Insane!

Hey King! - Peach haze on my brain!

Hey King! - Well, well, now who's this here man?

He said we had to dance here but he- then he-

Don't give me tea, Worm, cause I don't got time to drink it! I'm off to

Goblin King's City!

Gotta concentrate now, can't take anything for granted! You know my

goblin king's city! Is all right. He's outta sight.

Hey king! - Oh, fireys get off my spine, go away!

Hey king! - I don't got much time - no way!

Hey king! - A goblin battle here

Can only confront one and here he comes here he comes!

Don't give me tea, Worm, cause I don't got time to drink it! I'm off to

Goblin King's City!

Gotta concentrate now, can't take anything for granted! You know my

goblin king's city! Is all right. He's outta sight.

Aw, hey king!

Don't give me tea, Worm, cause I don't got time to drink it! I'm off to

Goblin King's City!

Gotta concentrate now, can't take anything for granted! You know my

goblin king's city!

Don't give me tea, Worm, cause I don't got time to drink it! I'm off

to Goblin King's City!

Gotta concentrate now, can't take anything for granted! You know my

goblin king's city! Is all right. He's outta sight.

My Goblin King's city! My Goblin King's city! Off to my Goblin King's

city!

Off to my Goblin King's city! Hoo! My Goblin King's city!

Oh! My Goblin King's city! Hoo Ha! My goblin king's city

Hoo Ha! My goblin king's city!

Wham, Bam, Here I am! My Goblin King's City

My Goblin King's City' Quite all right!

My Goblin King's City! So fine!

My Goblin King's City!

Goblin King's City!

My Goblin King's City!

Oh, my goblin king's city! Hoo! My goblin king's city! My goblin king's

city!

Aw, Goblin King! Goblin King!

Dreamer's Suicide (Rock 'N' Roll Suicide)

She opens up a drawer, puts her toys away

She looks at a picture, then another picture, then the open drawer

Adventure is calling, but she moves on with no regrets

Oh, ho, ho, ho, She's a dreamer's suicide

She's too young to lose it, but doesn't want to chose it

And tries so hard to forget his song

She looks at her reflection, she must be strong

Oh, no, no, no She's a dreamer's suicide

Now father is calling as they walk into the house

She answers simply and as quiet as a mouse

She looks up at the mirror, spots her friends

They'll come to her until the end

Oh, no, love! You're not alone

He's watching you, but you're too unfair

You're life is still tangled up, and he tried to make ya care

Oh no love! You're not alone

No matter to what lands you've been

No matter whom you now seem

He'll still linger in you're brain

It's really love, though it feels like pain

You're not alone. Just believe again and

You're not alone. Just say his name and

You're not alone (wonderful) Give him you're love, cause He's wonderful

(wonderful)

Give him you're love, cause He's wonderful (wonderful)Oh, give him

you're love!

Well, that ends the official set... Now it's time for the bonus tracks!

Darn, They're Only Dancing (John, I'm Only Dancing)

Sarah's really sweet, she doesn't feel complete

Jareth comes on strong, too bad life is putting them on.

Oh lordy! Oh lordy! You know they need some loving.

Come on! Blast it!

Darn, they're only dancing

She turns him on, but they're only dancing

She turns him on, but something's wrong They're only dancing

Dreamer's love is quick and clean

Life's a ball, glorious scene

He's watching her from the night

Why don't things turn out right?

Oh lordy! Oh lordy! You know they need some loving.

Come on! Blast it!

Darn, they're only dancing

She turns him on, but they're only dancing

She turns him on, but something's wrong They're only dancing

Darn, they're only dancing

She turns him on, but they're only dancing

She turns him on, but something's wrong They're only dancing

Won't someone write a sequel for me?

******

Scary Goblins and Super Kings...

Lab'rinth's no game (part 1) (It's no game part 1)

Those eyes...blotches - watch your uh, thingy

No help, nuh-uh, to....the castle?

Doors and something...left or right..no, up or down!

Just a large...foot? And some of those short people - uh, is it true

or...right?

Well, lab'rinth's the same? No wait...it's no game!

I am there in this uh..thingy

I can't get it...uh, constipation?

Go find your oral...?

Dumb folks have their babies stolen...

duh...to be insulated by this tea list - it's so stupid..

um...wait, I know this! Uh, lab'rinth's not tame...

Run past mean, scary, viscious, cool goblins...dry and free

You're still my dartboard...?

Call the rocks collect

Toe breaks Reeses Pieces...

Forget what you've earned the day before today

Now it's all a bunch more scarier...uh, scariest? uh...

Put a round floaty thing in a bind

And depants until it parades

uhhh........lab'rinth's the same? Wait...that's not it...

Dreamers round the above place

Try to escalate the falls...

Get away from the lady-people

In the junky smelly homey place

uh.........I forget! This is too hard!

Down the Hill Feet-first (Up the Hill Backwards)

The stillness created by the arrival of magic

And the possibilities it seems to offer

It's got all to do with you

If you can grasp it

It's got all to do with you

If you can grasp it

A series of scares - ground falls apart

cleaners start rolling - help is leaving

It's got all to do with you

If you can grasp it

It's got all to do with you

If you can grasp it

yea, yea, yea down the hill feet-first

It'll be alright ooo-ooo

While I wait you go to work

Your insight is blinded; there's no hope of love

It's got all to do with you

If you can grasp it

It's got all to do with you

If you can grasp it

Magic is now reality

I'm perfect - you're so-so

It's got all to do with you

If you can grasp it

It's got all to do with you

If you can grasp it

yea yea yea down the hill feet-first

It'll be alright ooo-ooo

Scary Goblins (And Super King) (Scary Monsters (and supercreeps)

She had a horror of my maze she was tired and can't beat me

And when I looked into her eyes they were brown and childish still

She could've been a queen if she didn't whine the way she do

She'd open strange doors and start falling down again

She began to wail frustration's screams

I'm waiting at the castle, know what I mean

Scary monsters super king keep her running scared

She asked me to come so I took the child

She cowered before me - I was fright'ning indeed

Now she's dreamless in her room and still can't socialize

Some wonder if I loved her, so I must ask them why?

Still wails music box song, frustration's screams

I'm waiting at the castle, know what I mean

Scary goblins super king keep her running scared

Glitter to Glitter (Ashes to Ashes) (Heeheehee...like I said, this is

dedicated to J!)

Do you remember a guy that's been

In such an early film

I've heard a rumor from Henson Co.

Oh whoa, please say it's true

They got a message from the Magic Man

I'm happy, hope you're happy, too

I'm loved, oh how I'm loved

Intriguing details following

The shrieking of Sarah was killing me

Just watched the goblins in complete chaos

But I don't need no money and I still got big hair

And my magic is flowing

Glitter to glitter funk to funky

We all know that J is hunky

Puts us all in a high

From an all-time low

Time and again I tell myself

I'll stay in tonight

But my listians are calling me

Oh yes, yes again

They're stuck with a valuable friend

I'm happy hope you're happy too

One flash of light and I'm there beside them

I've done many generous things

I've done many cruel things

I've done everything out of the blue

Who said that I can't be nice?

I'm going to go visiting now

Glitter to glitter funk to funky

We all know that J is hunky

Puts us in a high

From an all-time low

Sarah didn't know it's a sweet thing

To go and mess with the Goblin King

J's Fashion (Fashion) (for some reason I get a kick out of picturing

this as a music video...)

There's a brand new dance

But I don't know it's name

That the king in his home

does again and again

He's big but not bland

Full of tension and fear

He does it over there

But we let him do it here

Fashion - change in the day

Fashion - change in the night

Head of the laby squad

And he's coming to town

Woo-hoo woo-hoo

Listen to him - c'mon and listen to him

Talk to him - c'mon and talk to him

Dance with him - ya gotta dance with him!

yea woo-hoo woo-hoo

There's a brand new talk

To us crystal clear

That folks on the list

Are talking this year

It's loud, never tasteless

You've not heard it before

Shout it while you're dancing

On the ball room floor

Fashion - change in the day

Fashion - change in the night

Head of the laby squad

And he's coming to town

woo-hoo woo-hoo

Listen to him - c'mon and listen to him

Talk to him - c'mon and talk to him

Dance with him - ya gotta dance with him!

yea woo-hoo woo-hoo

Oop bop - tra la la tra la la la la

J J J J's Fashion

Lab'rinth Wildlife (Teenage Wildlife)

Stop thinking just about tomorrow

Here's a promise of something hard to do

A real life adventure worth more than crystal spheres

Red skies above and challenge in your face and strength in your stride

And hope in those new dreamer's eyes

You'll get mixed receptions everywhere you go

Blinded by the challenge - guess the game is on

So you'll gain by using brib'ry, search for a path

But it always changes

You rant and scream and shout that it's not fair

Still you push your luck

Still blind and naive are you

The jewel-loving dwarf

Same old guy with new face to guide

Comes clomping into view

As frustrating as the quest

Pretending he'll show you the way

And you'll take him aside

And say

Hoggle, what shall I do

He waits for me in the castle

And he'll say, don't ask me I won't go into that castle

The walls move in numbers and now you're in a corner

Now you're truly a group of one

He can't do this to me

I'm not some piece of lab'rinth wildlife!

Those goblins of stories put on their rusty armor

The word is that the hunted one is out there on her own

You're alone now for the last time

You scream like an angered Banshee

And you shouldn't look behind

You fall to the pit as the ground disappears

Gasp but aloud as I come for you

No, no you're not some piece of lab'rinth wildlife

And kid is gone and no one will confess

It's all up to you if you can pass the test

And there'll be others waiting, begging for a chance

Who'll whisper low

Who was she, where did she go?

Each to her own

Just another piece of lab'rinth wildlife?

Cry Like a Baby (Scream like a baby) (this is done in pure

innocence...don't even think of putting a pedophile innuendo in here!)

Well I wouldn't stop my boo-hooing

And I took her teddy bear

She told me a scary story

But Sarah don't care

So I hid under blankets

Then got taken away

I really can't remember

What else went on that day

But I remember J cause he liked me

Cry like a baby

J was the one

I never knew his last name

But we still had fun

He came down hard on morons

Who wished their lives away

He came down hardest on Sis

Cause she would've tried to stay

Threw her into the pit

Had his minions chase her around

Took away her memory

Pumped her full of peach drugs

And oh I saw J talking

Laughing to her cries

But then I lay me down to sleep

But then I closed my eyes

And I was learning to be a goblin

Cry like a baby

J was the one

But I never knew his last name

But we still had fun

Then she came and broke him used the words from the book

He just stood there and took it

Not needing any revenge

Then he flew into the night sky

Singing that song we loved

Cry like a baby

J was the one

And I still don't know his last name

But I know that we had fun

New Tale Come (Kingdom comes)

Well she walked in the pouring rain

And I heard her voice that cries - it's not in vain

I came and shone like doom, flew into the room

Took her to someplace far away

Took her for just one day

Well Ludo'll be calling the rocks until the new tale comes

The fox'll guard the bridge till the new tale comes

Yes I'll be here waiting until the new tale comes

Boredom's my price to pay until the new tale comes

The Bog is so murky and it can't come clear

And I do know all that's keeping me here

I'm just the slave of a dying tale

Give me the chance to come back and live

Please give me the chance

Well Ludo'll be calling the rocks until the new tale comes

The fox'll guard the bridge till the new tale comes

Yes I'll be here waiting until the new tale comes

Boredom's my price to pay until the new tale comes

The moon keeps shining down the maze is miles long

Up in the window I am waiting

Singing a postmortem song

But all will be brand new when the new tale comes

I'll have new magic to do when the new tale comes

Yes, and I'll come for you when the new tale comes

I won't hear her whine when the new tale comes

I'll be there for your dreamin' when the new tale comes

Well, dream of me when the new tale comes

I won't be sitting here still

When the new tale comes

Because You Dream (because you're young)

Fantasy-loving girl - come out to play

Little dreamer girl - don't stay away

You're so fed up and tired - you can't take any more

What do you want to prove? - what do you want to find?

It's love all night and in your dreaming - like I say

The crystal is yours - like I say

The crystal is yours

I'm not wrong, yes I know

Because you dream

You'll meet a GK some night

Because you dream

What could be nicer for you?

And it makes me glad

So I'll dance your tears away

A million dreams

A million tales

Life punishes hard - is loving me such a crime?

Don't take back anything you've said

I'll take the pain a way from your mind

You're people I know, people I love

You seem so unhappy - barely alive

It's love all night and in your dreaming - like I say

The crystal is yours - like I say

The crystal is yours

I'm not wrong, yes I know

Because you dream

You'll meet a GK some night

Because you dream

What could be nicer for you?

And it makes me glad

So I'll dance your tears away

A million dreams

A million tales

Lab'rinth's No Game Part 2 (It's no game, part 2)

Eye lichen and shadows - watch your evolution

No more free help to center

Doors and their riddle - up or down?

Just large heads and dwarves - is it truth or fiction?

Well lab'rinth's no game

I am here, all in this event

Only I can understand the situation

Go find your moral

People have their siblings stolen

To be insulted by these realists - it's so degrading

Lab'rinth's no game

Run past goblins, try and flee

You're still my target

Call the rocks into the road and

Town breaks into pieces

Forget what you've learned yesterday

Now it's all so much scarier

Put a crystal in your mind

And you dance until it bursts

Lab'rinth's no game

Dreamers round the world

Try to escape its walls

Get away from the ladies

In the garbage dumps

Lab'rinth's no game

******

Dodger

Fantastic Journey (Fantastic Voyage)

In the event that this fantastic journey

Should turn into depression and you never get home

Remember it's true, fantasy is valuable

And your dreams are valuable, too

You're learning to live with your inner aggression

And you don't want to live with all that aggression

You'll get by, I suppose

It's a very diff'rent world and everything changes

Yours is a bland world but that's no reason

to wish away those children

Take everything for granted

It won't be forgotten

Cause the king won't be generous to you then - will he?

All the right words make him listen

In this fairytale world

Remember it's true a loyalty is valuable

But your dreams are valuable, too

You're learning to live with your inner aggression

And you don't wanna live with all that aggression

You'll get by, I supose

But any sudden movement and you've got to turn around

Riddles and games deceive you and you've got to turn around

And you won't be forgotten

And you're getting educat ed but you've got to turn around

And you won't be forgotten

Cause you'll never be anywhere nice again - how can you?

Underground Night Flight (African Night Flight)

Fairytale nightmare one-time dreamer

One more falls in reality girl

I light on the nearest branch

Watch the changes

She went to far

Bent on a new life

Throw a party

Wonder how the dreamer went down

Gotta get through to the dreamers I know

Hey, ho, they sure wish well

Seemed like another day

I could fly

Into the moon hanging in the sky

(repeat)

Your longing eyes will see me through

One of these days, one of these days

Gonna get through to one

One of these days

Goblin king come take this child from me now

I wish the goblins would come take me away

Getting in the mood for an Underground night flight

Using my pow'r, gonna soar like a mad thing

Silent take-off skimming over the gates

All's in slumber, silent peace

Past fight over the child scheming, dreaming

Muted by the hue of red twilight

Lust for a new game

beat and tamed

pushed off the pedastal

She's to blame

Seems like another day

I could fly

Into the moon hanging in the sky

(repeat)

Over the Bog land

Over the trees

Wise and immortal

That is me

You're longing eyes will see me through

One of these days, one of these days

Gonna get through to one

One of these days

Go On (Move On)

Sometimes I feel

That I need to go on

So I grab my book

And go on

Well I might make a wish

During a storm

Might take a kid

When I go on

Somewhere someone's calling me

And when the chips are down

I'm just a dreaming gal

Maybe it's just a trick of my mind

Somewhere there's an evening sky

Wild like his eyes

Somewhere there's a pale moon

Innocent and wise

Stone maze has little people

Hedge maze has its wiseman

Spend some nights in goblin city

Sleeping on the cluttered ground

Lab'rinth is my escape

When the going's tough

I would love to find him

Somewhere in a maze like that

Somewhere someone's calling me

And when the chips are down

I stumble like that one dwarf

Can't forget him

Feeling like a shadow

Drifting like a sphere

I stumble like that one dwarf

Can't forget him

Eye Lichen (Yassassin)

Eye lichen - I'm not a lively thing

Eye lichen - I move without a sound

Eye lichen - Just watch you come, no judge of you

Eye lichen - But such a life you've never known

We grow in the stone cracks

Live in the passages

We see all that goes on

In this magical world

You want to fight

But you don't want to leave

Or drift away

Eye lichen - I'm not a lively thing

Eye lichen - I move without a sound

Eye lichen - Just watch you come, no judge of you

Eye lichen - But such a life you've never known

Look at you - no second chances

Look at you - one shot at love

Look at you - just take a risk

Look at you - then look at us

After the guy in charge

You won't listen to me

Don't you know nothing's wrong?

Cause you've got a love and he's awaiting

You want to fight

But you don't want to leave

Or drift away

Eye lichen - I'm not a lively thing

Eye lichen - I move without a sound

Eye lichen - Just watch you come, no judge of you

Eye lichen - But such a life you've never known

Red Stick (Red Sails)

Feel a bit roughed, feel a lot frightened

Nearly pinned down sometimes

Red stick action from another lost clown

Boy it really gets me down

Thunder footsteps

Red stick makes me

Makes me do some wrong

Red stick from a girl so tall

Red stick

Don't you remember there's another person?

Stomp on my roof and make me scared

Graffiti on the ceiling keeps me mad

Tromping over my home

Red stick

Thunder footsteps

Red stick

Man, I don't like you

Red stick

Red stick action

Red stick

Red stick action

Brownie guy seen living under tile

Yell at you in his tongue

Red stick makes him strong

Brownie makes your marks wrong

You stand still and stare

The goblin town the goblin town

You're gonna walk to the goblin town

And it's far far far far far far far far away

It's far far far far fraggin ardvark go away

12 - 13

D.G. (Door Guy) (D.J.)

I'm here, it's my job

And I'm all goodwill

You think this is easy

Solution

There's a right door back there

I suppose

I think he's lying

Choose and see if you fall down

I think he's lying

What do I know?

I am a DG

Not sure what I say

Can't work it out, no, can't work it out

I am a DG

Not sure what I say

Can't work it out, no, can't work it out

I am a DG

Not sure what I say

Be a believer

(which way?)

And believe me

One more choice then

Of hands producing faces

Freefall dead end start over

Find the dwarf and bargain fast

I am a DG

Not sure what I say

Can't work it out, no, can't work it out

I am a DG

Not sure what I say

Can't work it out, no, can't work it out

I am a DG

Not sure what I say

Be a believer

(which way?)

And believe me

Time flies when you're having fun

Fun remarks

Break your heart

The king is my boss

We're just moving talking scenery

I am a DG

Be a believer

Go Back, There's Danger (Look Back in Anger)

I know where you are he said

The speaker was a stone face

He coughed and blinked his slate-grey eyes

Stared at me then moved his lips

It's time you should be going

(Walking so long, I've been walking so)

Go back, there's danger

Hurry and take flight

Don't go on

Go back there's danger

King in a disguise

Don't go on

Hoggle didn't

So another tried to speak

When no attention we did pay

Very sad he seemed to me

Go back there's danger

Hurry and take flight

Don't go on

Go back there's danger

Hear my booming voice

Don't go on

Birds Keep Squawking (Boys Keep Swinging)

Wiseman needs ya

Lost folks love ya

You can see a long way

When you're a bird

Humor is with ya

Life is a comedy sketch

When you're a bird

You can become a hat

When you're a bird

Passers by check you out

You give advice

These are your favorite things

When you're a bird

Birds

Birds keep squawking

Birds always talk it out

Leave it in the box

Watch wiseman sleep

Life is stimulating

When you're a bird

They won't wanna clone ya

You're always high on his head

When you're a bird

You can listen to all of that crap

When you're a bird

Shake around the leetle box

You're always there

When you're a bird

Birds

Birds keep squawking

Birds always talk it out

Aggravation (Repetition)

I'm a little thing

And I'm smaller than you

But I'm perched up pretty high

And I don't look at you

When you ask me how the job is

I'll get lugged around all day

Pester Ludo in a net

I may have a little bite

But you better stay away

Or I'll tear your blouse

And I'm lugged around by guards

Who are as dumb as rocks

Can't you even fight

What's the good of me nipping when you can't damn fight?

Well I'm a little thing

And I'm smaller than you

I guess the teeth marks won't show

If you wear long sleeves

But the shock in your eyes shows through

And you better stay away

Or I'll tear your blouse

Clear Crystal (Red Money)

Can you feel it in the air

That kid soon won't be of man

Can you see it in the sky

Right before your peach high

Things are going real good

And then it comes along

Plans are cancelled

Tumbling freefall

Clear Crystal

I was feeling really good

All hyped up and almost there, too

Then I got a small clear ball

And I didn't know what to do

Cause my hands just couldn't throw

And I could not give it away

And I shouldn't look into it

Stop it, take it away

Plans are cancelled

Tumbling freefall

Clear Crystal

Can you see it burst

Can you see it well

Can you see me fall

(repeat)

Clear crystal

Such a tempting decision

Gotta try and think clearly