(Oh yeah, that was the time I decided to show up to the 2001 movie awards...very homsexually. I wanted to impress Tom Cruise, but it appeared I sucked more then I previously theorized)
Hey. This is my page. You know, after a decade of bad acting, I thought they'd cut me from acting altogether. I felt like the only movie I could pull off was Joe Dirt, and today, my feelings were confirmed.
I started up a new show mid last year, where I talk about actors that are better then me, and have a staged audience laugh at my jokes. I would feel like a more accomplished actor however, if people actually gave two shits about what I had to say :(
So this is what I ask from you, my two fans (they don't count). I want your support. The same support you've shown me through my worst, and best (wait no, only worst times exsist) times. As my show gets better ratings, I come to wonder, what the hell am I doing right? Is it the fact people love seeing a sub-par actor make shitload of himself? Or do you all just hate me?
Together, we can bring back the glory of David Spade.
This is how I would look in the 1950's:
I also lose color in my face when not wearing sunglasses. I know, it's weird.
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