Oh you get me ready in your 56 Chevy.  (man sings); Come ride with me in my 56 Chevy
Why don't we go sit down in the shade?  (man sings); Under the old oak tree
Take shelter on my front porch                (man sings);Let my buy you a house
The dandy lion sun scorching,                  (man sings);I come home from work sweating
Like a glass of cold lemonade?                (man sings);a kiss from your lips, quenching
I will do laundry if you pay all the bills.   (man sings);I will pay the bills and give you flowers.
and I'll mow the yard                                (man sings);Let me mow the yard baby

Where is my John Wayne?                    (man sings);Where is my Maureen O'hara
Where is my prairie son?                       (man sings);You are what I'm looking for
Where is my happy ending?                   (man sings);Let me comfort you again.
Where have all the Cowboys gone?      (man sings);Where have all the ladies gone?

Why don't you stay the evening             (man sings);Let me stay with you tonight
I'll stay with you                                      (man sings);I will hold you
Kick back and watch the TV                  (man sings);Not before I spend time with you
And I'll fix a little somethin' to eat?       (man sings);Your cooking is the best I've ever tasted
Oh I know your back hurts from
working on the tractor                            (man sings);Oh I know your tired from all the chores
How do you take your coffee my
sweet?                                                     (man sings);Let me pour you a cup my baby
I will raise the children if you pay all
the bills?                                                 (man sings);I will spend time with the children
                                                                (man sings);so you'll be proud when there grown

(Chorus)

I am wearing my new dress tonight
But you don't even notice me.                  (man sings);Ahh, but you sure look out of sight
Say our goodbyes                                           Say our goodbyes
Say our goodbyes                                           Say our goodbyes
Say our goodbyes                                           Say our goodbyes

We finally sold the Chevy                          (man sings); I did it for us, we needed the money
When we had another baby                        (man sings); You are the greatest mother
And you took that job in Tennessee          (man sings); I did it for us
You made friends at the farm                     (man sings); Have your friends over for bridge, honey
And you joined them at the bar
Almost every single day of the week         (man sings); Not anymore baby as your the one
I will wash the dishes while you go
have a beer.                                                 (man sings); Not anymore baby, my time will be with you

Where is my John Wayne?                        (man sings); Where is my Maureen O'Hara?
Where is my prairie son?                           (man sings); Where is my farmers daughter?
Where is my happy ending?                       (man sings);  Its with me baby
Where have all the Cowboys gone?          (man sings); Where have all the ladies gone?
Where is my Marlboro Man?                    (man sings); Where is my Virginia woman
Where is my shiny gun?                             (man sings); Right here in my holster
Where is my lonely ranger?                       (man sings); I'm not lonely anymore
Where have all the cowboys gone?           (man sings); I am now with you.

Yippee Aw, Yippee Yea                                    Yippee Aw, Yippee Yea
Yippee Aw, Yippee Yea                                    Yippee Aw, Yippee Yea
Yippee Aw, Yippee Yea                                    Yippee Aw, Yippee Yea