Day 19- There never seems to be a dull morning, at least when Crazy Dave comes in before 3 in the morning. Today at about 8:45, I hear a knock on the door. I go to the door in nothing but my boxers to find what appeared to be a squat faced gnome asking for Dave. I told her that Dave was sleeping, as was I not so long ago. She ( I have literally no idea who this girl was) stood there, demanding an appearance with the Dave, so I had to go wake him up. Once again, he replied that he needed to put some pants on, so I just determined to go back to bed and miss the spectacle. However, as Dave was getting out of bed, I observed that the front side of his underwear read “Parking in Rear Only”, while the back had a big bullseye on it. Dave has also apparently fallen in love with the game of racquetball, having gone to play it three times already today, with an acceptable amount of gaming thrown in between sets. Oh well, every day can’t be that exciting, even if it is spent with Crazy Dave.