Day 20- I barely saw Dave today. In fact, about the only time I saw him was in the morning, when he was fast asleep. Later that night, however, I did come in close contact with the Dave, when he told me he was going to his Japanese sword fighting class. I’m getting really tired of having to explain to people who hear about Dave that he’s not really Japanese, but rather, thinks he is. Honestly, go get an ethnicity change, or just start checking the box that says “Asian” on surveys Your Craziness. He also went grocery shopping later on this evening, and asked to borrow my bike. Dave, I wouldn’t let you borrow my bike unless you promised you would set yourself on fire and ride off of a bridge on it. I guess that’s all for today.