Day 21- Well, it’s now midnight, and I’ve barely seen Crazy Dave all day, so here it goes. Today, I saw Crazy Dave riding on a horse. I asked him where he was going, and where he got a horse from, and he said that he had mail ordered it from one of his japanimation websites. This was a special samurai horse, with magical powers. It had the power to turn Dave into a 30 story Chinese star. Once Dave turned into that Chinese star, I didn’t hang around to fuck with that. He never really answered where he was going, but I guess that was because he was a Chinese star, and Chinese stars can’t talk. He just went around looking all steely like, and I don’t really know how he made it to class, being 30 stories tall and all. And I guess that he was sad, since he was a Chinese star, and not a Japanese star. Crazy Dave never brings his cell phone with him either. I keep calling it, and he never answers. He better not be doing his girlfriend in our room.