Day 34- Well, I think I blew some of my cover last night. I was in the Butler 1 lounge, when someone walked in w/ a guitar. As you may or may not know, I have written a song about CD, and when I saw that guitar, I knew I had to sing the song for the masses. Here are the lyrics, to the tune of “Faith” by George Michaels:

“Dave”
Verse 1: Well I guess it would be nice
If I could tell you straightaway
That you’re a terrible roommate
And everyone knows it’s the truth

And Davey
All those computer games you play
Make me wonder if you’re gay
But then you found a girlfriend and locked me out of the room
Bridge1: Before this dorm room
Becomes a war zone
Before I shove my fist down your piehole
If you want to “Turn Japanese”
I think I’ll leave you alone
But until that day Davey, I’ll come runnin’ back for more
Chorus: Cause I gotta have Dave (4x)

Verse 2: Crazy
What else is there to say?
You watch so much anime
You know it’s givin’ me the blues

And Davey
When you drink Mike’s Hard Lemonade
It really makes me quite afraid
Cause I know that soon you’ll be drinking Smirnoff Ice and Zima, too
Bridge 2: Sometimes I wonder
How we got matched up
We’re such opposites it makes me yearn
For a normal roommate
Or perhaps a single
Why I put up with your bullshit, I guess I’ll never learn
Chorus
One of Dave’s girlfriend’s friends heard this, told Dave’s girlfriend, who I’m assuming told Dave. Oh well. Hopefully, with the help of Mr. Yamada, we’ll be able to put up some audio on this heezy. Till next time,,,