Day 39- Let it be known that this is being written on Steve’ s computer, and there is a reason for this. Dave is in the room with the gnome right now. The time is 2:00 a.m. Dave does not have any clothes on. Any. None. This could be the worst thing that has ever happened to me in my life, but there’s more. The gnome was next to him in bed. At least she was clothed, but Dave was butt-ass naked. Let me reiterate that… Crazy Dave was rockin’ the birthday suit. I didn’t see his unit thank God, b/c there was a sheet draped between his legs. I am so totally blown away by the sight of this, that I really don’know what to say. Is Dave getting poon? From the gnome? This is absolutely ridiculous. Dave procreating with this girl could be the most disgusting mental picture this side of Mark, any style. I just went and wrote on the expression board about how I feel. Go see it. I just really can’t believe it. Two days away from our room. Two of the most blessed days of my life, and now this. The gnome, not three feet away from my bed. This cannot be happening. If I come in tomorrow (I sure as hell ain’t staying in my room tonight) and she’ll there, there’s going to be hell to pay.