Day 41- It’s good to be back. I had a good weekend at home, but I must admit, a weekend without the shenanigans of Dave is like… well, actually, it’s pretty nice. I can’t complain. Dave apparently had a little bit of a busy weekend. He hooked up the TV, which had been sitting idly on our desk since Day 1. And apparently he has put it to good use. Bullard informs me that one day, Dave was watching Scooby Doo Jr. on the TV while at the same time watching an anime of his computer. Only in America, only in Butler 632, only Crazy Dave. But concerning putting other things to use: I don’t think that Dave and the gnome were getting it on this weekend. At least he didn’t tell me about it.
Late tonight, I was putting up a flag that my brother bought for me at the flea market (it’s an American flag with an Indian head on it, if you see it, that’s Butler 632), and Dave just starts rambling on about his family, and how his sister once dressed up in a tiger mask and tried to scare him. Apparently, Dave saw his sister’s reflection in the TV he was watching, jumped up and started running after her. She then hit the corner of a wall (no one said the Swank’s were a smart bunch) and started bleeding profusely. I forget most of the rest of it, because I was busy putting up my flag, but it went something like he went and ate a giant hoagie sandwich and then brutally raped his unconscious sister. Man, I don’t know, he’s Crazy Dave. See you tomorrow.