Day 48- Dave is now listening for Coldplay’s “Clocks” for the fourth time in the last two hours and fifteen minutes, that I’ve been in the room anyway. Crazy Dave could be the laziest person in the world, so far as I know. He was given an English assignment two weeks ago that was due today at 3:00 p.m, and he just started at 1:00. I swear, if this kid did any less work, he’d be in a homeless shelter. Today, Dave was cruising the internet, and he found a picture you may have seen before. It’s got two things that look like chocolate bars with legs and arms and giant mouths chasing after a cat, and the caption says “Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Won’t you please think about the kittens.” Dave thought that this was so funny, that he had to borrow my tape and hang it up in a bathroom stall. I need a sign that says “Dave every time that you masturbate, Lord Otakon slays one of the Tachikori race.” I think that would put it in the proper frame of reference for the CD.