Day 52- For the first time since we’ve been here, Dave has washed his sheets. Granted, there is a big brown stain near the foot of his bed still, but I guess Dave has to take it in baby steps. Dave could be the most annoying person to try to fall asleep with. Whenever I come in the room looking to sleep, he’s just found the coolest thing on the internet and has to show it to me. Well, he hasn’t found the coolest thing on the internet yet, cause he hasn’t found this site, but I digress. He feels the need to talk to me about it for 15 minutes, after which he tells me about life in the bucket o’ laughs that is Valley Forge Military Academy, his alma mater. Every story is about how some huge ex-Marine would seem like he was doing work but (verbatim) “was probably jacking-off behind his desk. I mean he boxed himself off in a corner so that no one could see what he was doing.” That’s a great vision to go to bed by now, isn’t it. More proof that Dave doesn’t want me to get sleep.