Day 57- As I entered the elevator today, Dave was already in there, so I asked him about the ordeal from the previous night. Dave was super pumped about it that it really reminded me of a totally sweet website. If you haven’t seen www.realultimatepower.net before, stop reading this immediately, and go to that site. Anyway, Dave was so pumped up that I decided to write my own Pump-Up story for Dave, in case he needs to rescue his friends anymore. Here goes: One day, Dave was totally walking down the street, which was sweet. It‘s a good thing that he had his kendo sword, because all of a sudden, a completely normal dude walked up to him. He was like “Hey Dave. I bet you’d totally like a cold one right now, huh?” And Dave was like “Yeah right. I only drink Smirnoff and Mike’s,” and he totally went after the normal dude with his kendo sword. After running for like, 20 seconds, Dave was totally winded, so he told the dude to wait up. “I totally can’t compete in the real world,” said Dave. “So let’s settle this in a japanimation.” The normal dude laughed a really big laugh, and said “HA HA HA. Dave you are so wicked pathetic. What kind of Otaku warrior are you? All you can do is open elevator doors. HA HA HA! You must be some kind of badass.” And Dave was totally like “Oh yeah? I drank Mike’s on the steps of a church. I’m going to hell for that, which is where I’ll see YOU!” and he totally waved his kendo sword around and transferred them into new episode of Vampire Hunter. Dave’s hair turned a sweet shade of blue, and the normal dude’s turned a really gay shade of pink. It was Dave’s turn to laugh now: “HA HA. Who’s a badass now, with their pink hair normal dude. I bet you don’t know what japanimation we’re in!” All of a sudden, really bright white lights started flashing, which totally gave the guy seizures, which was sweet. Dave totally started kicking ass, and then this awesome tentacle thing came out of totally nowhere, and started violating the normal dude. Dave saw this , and starting kicking more ass. When he was done, he was mighty thirsty, and he downed a Mike’s Hard Lemonade like it was totally a regular lemonade. Which was sweet. The End -Me and Steve got so pumped up after I wroote this, that we totally went and hurled in the bathroom and didn’t even clean it up.