Lyrics:
After dark
the Panda stalk
Nightmare creatures
with black hearts
Ravenous teeth
that glow in the dark
Feasting on bums
that sleep in the park
The Pandas are coming
so hide under your bed
The Pandas are coming
they’ll rip your ass to shreds
The Panda is indeed the most mysterious of all creatures
Shrouded in the enigma of its black and white coat
what kind of camouflage is this, black and white?
Hiding in an Oreo factory. Could be.
That’s just another chapter in the endless saga of the Panda
The Pandas are coming
to rip off your head
The Pandas are coming
on a rampage of the dead
Like the shark, the Panda has millions of teeth
which is uses like a hack saw
to cut through bone, candy, and fences
The Chinese believe that if you find a discarded Panda tooth
you have the power to summons Godzilla
I am drunk on Panda mystery
The Pandas are coming
to hide under your bed
The Pandas are coming
they’ll rip your ass to shreds