When Zapp defeats some arachnids on their planet, the enourmous silk surplus causes Nixon to order a $300 dollar refund. Fry resolves to drink 100 cups of coffee, Leela's going to swim with a whale, and Scruffy's getting a new haircut. Amy and Kif go on a romantic flying bicycle ride, and Amy gets talking tattoos. When Amy waves to Fry and Leela, she drops a watch that Kif gave her, and the whale, Mushu, eats it. They formulate a plan to get it back. Meanwhile, Bender finds an extremely expensive cigar, but it is $1000. He elects to steal it, and is caught on camera by Smitty and URL. Fry gets more and more paranoid as he reaches his 53rd cup of coffee, and Zoidberg is disappointed with the lifestyle of the rich. Hermes buys Dwight some 'Bamboo Boogee Boots', and he is unimpressed. Hermes is shot up into the air by them, and he and Dwight wander around NNYC, unable to get down. The Professor buys some stem cells, which temporarily make him look younger, and he meets a pretty punk girl. Leela and Amy steal some rancid fish from Elzar's, and Leela puts it in her suit for her swim with Mushu. Mushu eats all the fish and promptly vomits for a very long time. Kif gets the watch, but is arrested for taking aquarium property. He gives the whale biologist all the whale barf he is covered in, which is used to make perfume. At the silk surplus party, Bender enjoys blowing his cigar in people's faces, Kif gives Amy some disgusting barf perfume and the Professor's girlfriend turns out to be hugely obese, as she had used her money to buy a plug that made her thin. They still like each other, and make out. Hermes and Dwight run into the building, knocking Bender's cigar out of his hand and setting the loot on fire. Fry drinks his 100th cup and is elevated to a higher state. Time slows down for him, and he saves everyone and puts out the fire. Zoidberg treats everyone to turkey dogs in the alley, and the cops come and beat up Bender.

Quotes:

Bender: What to do, what to do? One three hundred dollar hookerbot, or three hundred one dollar hookerbots?

Zapp: Leela? Are you there?
Leela: No.
Zapp: Oh, yes you are.

Bender: Why's this grand cigar so pricy?
Salesman: Well, as you can see, its wrapper is a piece of the original US constitution. It was hand rolled by Queen Elizabeth during her 'wild' years and was buried with George Burns until grave robbing space mushrooms... eh, well, you know the rest.

Zoidberg: Hey, this reminds me of the time I ate that other watch Kif gave you.
Amy: Hey, it is kinda like that.
Zoidberg: To induce vomiting, that was the solution. Everywhere it went. Ho ho ho ho ho. What a Valentine's Day that was.

Elzar: Here ya go big spender: Fois Gras and caviar.
Zoidberg: Goose liver? Fish eggs? Pfwa! Where's the goose? Where's the fish?
Elzar: Hey, that's what rich people eat, the garbage parts of the food.
Zoidberg: I ate garbage yesterday, and it didn't cost me $300!

Bender: You seem a tad wound up, buddy. And your face is greasy. Real greasy. You been up all night?
Fry: Of course I've been up all night! Not because of caffeine, it was insomnia. I couldn't stop thinking about coffee! I need a nap. (He falls asleep, then wakes up) Coffee time!
Bender: (Gets out Le Grand Cigar) Ah, mighty fine smokable.
Fry: Fancy cigar, why don't you smoke it already? Puff, puff, gogogogogo!

Whale Biologist: ...and the fifth reason whales kill is for the sheer fun of it!
Leela: Anything else I should know?
Whale Biologist: Yes. Your suit's lumpy and you smell awful. Hey, I call 'em like I see 'em. I'm a whale biologist.

(Morbo's mother(?) is straightening his tie)
Morbo: Stop it, stop it, it's fine, I will destroy you!.

Seen Around the Future

Signs:
Commander Riker's Island
99c store, which is changed to $299.99 store.
Crack Mansion
Hacking Jack's Fine Smokables
Diamonds are forever - going out of business sale
Gene Works
Starfishbucks Aquarium
Brooklyn Aquarium - We got you're fish right here, pal
Guatalajara Brown Drip - Gourmet Coffee

Dwight reads 'Mathematical Principles of Accounting'

Cigars on sale:
Dutch Butts - $1.99
Fune Zubans - $25
Royal Kooparillas - $300
Le Grand Cigar - $10,000

Taps in Elzar's restaurant:
Champagne, Dish Soap, Sausage.

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