Amy: I just wish a decent guy would call me, instead of this spl'eezball who's got me too terrified to even answer the phone.
(Her phone rings)
Amy: (cheerfully) Hello?
Zapp: Kif, I'm headed to the men's room and I'll be needing an attendant, so- oh, I'm sorry, you're crying, like a woman. It's alright, I've always thought of myself as a father figure to some of my more pathetic men. Kif, old friend, let's rap.
Kif: Well, I'm in love with this girl-
Zapp: (laughs uproariously) Oh, that's rich! Go on.
Zapp: (piloting the palm d'orbit) She's built like a steak house, but she handles like a bistro.
Fry: I can't believe Leela and Amy aren't back yet from their half-date. I'm gonna call the restaurant.
Recording on phone: The number you've dialed has crashed into a planet. Please make a note of it.
Leela: What planet is this anyway?
Zapp: I dunno. This whole sector is uncharted.
Kif: It is not uncharted, you lost the chart.
Fry: Goodbye, friends, I never thought it would end this way. But I'd always really hoped.
Femputer: The Amazonians will be divided into three groups. The one called Zapp will be snu-snued by the large women. He who is designated Fry will be snu-snued by the petite women. And Kif, being the most attractive male, will be snu-snued by the most attractive women of Amazonia. Then the large women! Then the petite women! Then the large women again!
Leela: Bender, maybe you can interface with the Femputer and reprogram her to let them go.
Bender: Maybe you can interface with my ass. By biting it.
Zapp: We need rest. The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy, and bruised.
Zoidberg: ...And that's how I got my new shell. It looks just like the shell I threw out yesterday, and I found it in the same dumpster, but this one had a live racoon inside. Slurp! Pretty good story, eh Hermes?
Hermes: Stick to someone else, ya wimpy barnacle!
Seen Around the Future
Signs:
Le Palm d'Orbit
Palm d'Orbit coat check - 25c surcharge each sleeve over 9
Drollery Domicile
Amy keeps her phone in a 'CellMate'
Zoidberg gets his shells from J.Crab.
Bender's case has 'Hecho en Mexico' written inside it.
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