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Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love?

Crazy Zoidberg At a trip to the gym, Zoidberg is acting very strangely. Something grows out of his head and goes mad and goes on a rampage. After restraining him at Planet Express, the crew find out that it's mating season for his species, and take him to his home planet for the mating frenzy. Zoidberg plans to attract a mate at the beach, but his erotic display fails. While there, he meets an old friend, Edna, but she doesn't want to mate with him either. Crushed, he turns to Fry for help, who teaches him hoe to pretend to be in love with her. The plan goes well until Leela tells Edna that Fry has been telling Zoidberg what to say, making her fall in love with Fry, much to his disgust. Zoidberg, meanwhile, has actually fallen in love with Edna. He walks in on Edna trying to mate with Fry and challenges him to Claw-Plach, a fight to the death over Edna. They fight for a while at the Claw-Plach, and Fry almost kills Zoidberg, but decides to let him go. While he is explaining that Zoidberg is his friend, Zoidberg cuts his arm off. They both realise that everyone has gone. The frenzy has started and Edna mates with the leader of Zoidberg's planet. All of them die after mating. Zoidberg puts Fry's arm back on and they become friends again.

Quotes:

Leela: Look at you two. No offence, Fry, but you've become a fat sack of crap.
Fry: Sack?
Amy: And Bender, your beer belly's so big your door won't even close. And that doesn't even make sense.

Zoidberg: I'm confused, Fry, I'm feeling a strange new emotion. Is it love when you care for a female for reasons beyond mating?
Fry: Nope. Must be some weird alien emotion.

Fry: Tell her she looks thin!
Zoidberg: You seem malnourished, are you suffering from internal parasites?
Edna: Why, yes, I am, thanks for noticing.

Leela: You've got to stop this, Zoidberg, you're being irrational!
Zoidberg: Of course I'm being irrational! I'm in love!
Leela: Aww...
Fry: Leela!

Fry: Fellow fish monsters, far be it for me to question your dumb society or its stupid traditions, but Zoidberg is my friend, and although a woman has come between us, I hope that-
(Zoidberg cuts off Fry's arm)
Fry: You bastard! I'll kill you! You bastard!

Seen Around the Future

Signs:
'New! Windowless rooms for ugly exercisers'
'Red Primate - For the land-food lover in you'

Zoidberg injects Fry with 'St. Jhon's Morphine for Children'

The blackboard when Fry is teaching Zoidberg:
First Date:
-Champagne
-Flowers
-Lame Conversation

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