Bender: Wow. Your kid is great. How hard did you say you had to hit him?
Old Woman: Fairly hard.
Leela: Hey, guys. You missed a great delivery to space Earth. Wher've you been all afternoon?
Fry At, uh, a concert.
Leela: Ooh, was it jazz noodling? My ex-boyfriend Sean played the sax. I used to listen for hours while he sat naked on my couch and improvised.
Bender: So, musicians really roger your hammerstein, huh?
Leela: Yeah, it's weird. Sean was uneducated, unambitious, he was pasty and hunched.
Fry: Pretty boy.
Leela: But when he played, I could sense this incredible, beautiful creative soul. Then, one day, I found someone else's couch fibres on his butt. (goes off mumbling)
Bender: You may have to metaphorically make a deal with the devil. And by 'devil', I mean Robot Devil, and by 'metaphorically', I mean get your coat.
Beelzebot: Hello, Fry. Muahahahaha! Just dropped by to make sure you're as happy with our little deal as I am... oh, give me back my hands! These things are always touching me in ...places.
Fry: Heheheh, yeah, they get around.
Leela: I've been a fool. A fully justified, prudent fool. (touches Fry's hands) Aaah! They're so cold!
Beelzebot: (off screen) And yet hell is so hot! Ahhahahahah! Can I have my hands back now?
Fry: No!
Beelzebot: (off screen) You're not nice!
(Leela has gone deaf)
Beelzebot: Ah, how delightfully ironic.
Bender: That's not ironic, it's just mean. Take this! (Blasts him weakly with his horn.)
Beelzebot: Oooh, out of aerosol. Also ironic.
Bender: Oh, yeah? Well bite my shiny metal (realises he has no crotchplate) OOOH NOOOO!!
Beelzebot: Your lyrics lack subtlety. You can't just have characters announce how they feel. That makes me feel angry!
Leela: Please don't stop playing Fry. I wanna hear how it ends.
Seen Around the Future
Signs:
Holophoner Teacher - Taking the Joy Out of Music for Over 30 Years
Hover Car-Negie Hall
mHop - Gand Premiere - Leela: Orphan of the Stars
As Fry and Bender enter Robot Hell, Beelzebot plays the tune from 'Hell Is Other Robots.'
Robots seen on the Wheel of Robots:
Flexo,
Daisy May 128K,
Crushinator,
Roberto,
Helper,
Kwanzabot,
Robot 1-X,
Clamps,
Hedonismbot,
Fatbot,
Limotron,
Destructor,
Santa,
Joey,
Tinny Tim,
Chain Smoker,
Angleyne,
Execu-tor,
Preacherbot,
Fembot,
Hair Robot,
Unit 2013,
Donbot,
Boxy,
Lulubelle 7,
Humorbot 5.0,
Calculon,
Url,
Foriegner,
iZac,
Cartridge Unit,
Barkerbot,
Teenbot,
Gearshift,
Q.T. McWhiskers,
Deep Blue,
iHawk,
Cylon,
Patchcord Adams,
Liubot,
Stage Mom 7.0,
Sinclair 2K,
Vending Machine,
Oily,
Coolometer,
Andrew,
Monique,
Rab-Bot,
Lisa,
Executive Gamma,
Keg Robot,
Greeting Card,
Eurotrash-80,
Nannybot 1.0,
Emotitron Jr,
Ceiling Fan,
Hookerbot,
Bender,
Robot Devil.
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