Fry: I know you've rejected me a lot before, but frankly I wasn't sure we were right for each othe either! (shouting) But now I am! So, how about a date tonight?
Leela: (shouting) Sorry, I think I, uh, I think I left my toaster on.
Farnsworth (offscreen): Budda, Zeus, God, one of you guys, do something!
Fry: Come on Leela, what's the real reason you won't go out with me?
Farnsworth (offscreen): Help, Satan, you owe me!
Leela: (shouting) Look, um, I'm embarrassed to admit this, but you've forced me to. I can't go out tonight because...
(The noise suddenly stops)
Leela: (shouting) I have sweaty boot rash!
Farnsworth-1: Leela? Oh, there's a woman for you. Always dying her hair instead of not looking in a box.
Fry: It's like that drug trip in that movie I saw when I was on that drug trip.
Leela-1: We're exactly the same. I know all her moves. Therefore, I've got the upper hand.
(The two Leelas leap up and crash into each other)
Farnsworth-1: Now, now. Perfectly symmetrical violence never solved anything.
Leela-1: One night, Fry asked me out, and the only excuse I could think of involved ghosts. I knew he wouldn't buy it, so I did what I always do in those situations -
Leela-A: Oh, Lord.
Leela-1: I flipped a coin.
Fry-A: You mean you flipped a coin too, and it was tails? So that's why you said you had to meet that ghost.
Zoidberg-1: And those co-workers. Always looking down on us Zoidbergs. What are they, from Nob Hill?
Zoidberg-A: They're all like 'Stop spraying me with ink Zoidberg, put on pants Zoidberg, don't touch our fancy box Zoidberg'.
Bender-1: Bite my glorious golden ass!
Seen Around the Future
Signs:
Superheated steam - no crawling around
Try the mountain of Ghoulash - All, you can climb $19.95
Leela reads 'Nosy Enquirer', which has a story called 'Bigfoot turns 80'.
Universes made by the Professors:
#25 - People don't have eyes
#1729 - Bobble-head universe
#31 - The crew are all robots
#XVII - Roman universe
#420 - Hippy universe
There is also an (unseen) leprechaun universe and a pirate one.
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