Fry: Ugh, it's like there's a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up.
Sal: Hey sexy mama! Let's get busy and freaky in that order.
Fry: Hey, jumbo! How would you like it if Leela said you were sexy and she wanted to make love with you?
Sal: Eh, I gots five minutes. She looks pretty good for a truck stop chick.
Fry: You take that back! She does not look good for a truck stop chick!
Sal: Yeah you're right. She don't gots enough meat for a guy like me.
Fry: She does too! She's loaded with meat! She's got more meat than a cow!
Zoidberg: Hmm. We'll need to have a look inside you with this camera. (Fry opens his mouth.) Guess again.
Farnsworth: Shh! Be very quiet. We're in the ear.
Amy: OK Professor.
Farnsworth: WHAT!?
Fry: What about what?
Leela: Uh... what if we go for a walk possibly because it's such a lovely day, perhaps.
Hermes: We gotta get someplace where he won't stick his finger!
Bender: It's hopeless! Abandon ship!
Farnsworth: If we can stimulate that nerve, the bowel will convulse, expelling the entire worm society.
Hermes: But what about the worms in the other parts of his body?
Farnsworth: Listen, this is gonna be one hell of a bowel movement. Afterwards he'll be lucky if he has any bones left.
Fry: Leela, there's something I've wanted to tell you for a long time but every time I try I get nervous and my mouth feels like it's stuffed with peanut butter, even when it's not.
Leela: What is it? Is it about Bender?
Fry: No, it's about you and me.
Leela: And Bender?
Fry: Bender's not involved. Leela, I love you.
Fry: Please. Give me a chance to be romantic on my own. I've got a baggy of massage oil, and I'm gonna give you my super back rub, just like a I used to give Amy when I was going out with her, and she always seemed... uh-oh.
Seen Around the Future
Sign:
Employees must wipe hands on pants
A truck reads 'Quick Setting DNA'
Fuel available at the gas station:
Regular Matter, Dark Matter, Wassa Matter, Ethanol, Ethanol and Tonic.
In the snack machine:
Aldebaranticklers, Breakable comb, 'Fresh' egg sandwich.
Leela falls asleep reading 'True Stories of Corageous Animals.'
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