Fry: Hey, Which crazy thing happening are you guys screaming about?
Officer: General, in all my years of covering top secret discoveries with sheets, I've never dramitically revealed anything as shocking as this. Dun, dun, dunn! The debris from an alien spaceship!
(Zoidberg is revealed to the general)
Zoidberg: Hello!
General: Eeeurgh!
Zoidberg: So, what are you guys doing tonight? I'm up for whatever.
Farnsworth: You musn't interfere with the past! Don't do anything that affects anything! Unless it turns out you were supposed to do it, in which case, for the love of God, don't not do it!
Fry: Are you crazy?! You almost got yourself run over!
Enis: I did? Then I sure am lucky you knocked me on to this pile of rusty bayonets.
Bender: Fry! Stop interfering with history! I don't wanna have to memorize a bunch of new kings when I get back!
Truman: What's your mission. Are you planning to make some king of alien-human hybrid?
Zoidberg: Are you coming on to me?
Truman: Hot crackers, I take exception to that!
Zoidberg: I'm not hearing a 'no'...
Truman: Dirts to this space-crab! If we want information, we'll have to do us an old-fashioned alien autopsy.
(A guy comes up to Zoidberg with a saw)
Zoidberg: Hooray!
Fry: Won't that change history?
Professor: Oh, a lesson in not changing history from mister 'I'm-my-own-grandfather'!
Seen Around the Future
Signs:
Sears Robuck - Free girdle with purchase of tractor
Gil's telivisual radio
Please - one teen to a malt
President Truman arrives in a box that says 'Canned Eggs'
Newspaper headlines:
Flying Saucer Captured!
Crackpot Photographs Truman Again
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