Cubert and Hermes' son Dwight are suspended from school for attacking a Horrible Gelatinous Blob kid in self defence. They decide to set up a rival delivery company, and start a paper route. Hermes and the Professor are incredibly unsympathetic. Their company is a huge success and they make an enourmous amount of money, and eventually take over Planet Express, hiring the old crew. Meanwhile, Bender, Leela and Fry decide to ferment beer inside Bender. Dwight and Cubert are delivering huge amounts of papers in a very short time, and they admit to dumping the papers they didn't have time to deliver. They run to their parents, who tell them to apologise to the Horrible Gelatinous Blob's father. A fight breaks out and Hermes and the Professor are partially digested. At the hospital, the parents tell Cubert and Dwight they're proud of them and everyone enjoys some new Bënderbräu.

Quotes:

Bender: Ahh, beer. So many choices, and it makes so little difference.
Fry: How about Löbrau? It has dots on it.
Bender: Overruled! The choice of champions is Pabst's Blue Robot.
Fry: I can't drink that, the metal shavings make my throat bloody.
Bender: Well, well, baby wants a Zima.
Leela: Hey, hey! We can all fight when we're drunk.

Cubert: Well, well. If it isn't my old friends: stretch pants, no pants, and (looks at Fry) ...idiot.

Bender: I wanna call it Benderbräu if it's an ale, or Buttweiser if it's a lager.
Fry: I hope it's a lager. Then I can take it to a ball game.

Cubert: (in Farnsworth's voice) Good news everyone! I'm a horse's butt!
Farnsworth: I am? That's not good news at all you little-

Seen Around the Future

The beers on sale:
Olde Fortran Malt Liquor
Klein's Beer
St. Pauli Exclusivity Principle Girl Beer
Sam Adam's Head Boston Lager
Löbrau Beer
Pabst Blue Robot

A sign on the 7-11 says 'Cashier does not have keys to successful marriage'

Bender reads 'Victoria's Circuits'

Newspaper Headlines:
Space monster to city: Grrrrr
Paper boys win award on slow news day

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