The crew are on a camping trip in the Bigfoot Reserve. Fry is desperate to believe that
Bigfoot exists. When everyone goes to sleep, Bender stays outside, and, wanting to get
into Fry's tent, pretends to be bigfoot to lure him out. Fry wanders into the woods,
where he is abducted by a flying saucer. The next day, he goes back to the campsite to
discover that he has no nose. Back at PE, the crew watch a TV report about alien poachers
stealing 'human horn', which is used as an aphrodisiac. Bender, Leela and Fry go to an
alien sex shop to try and track down the nose, and are shown a tape of Lrrr buying it.
They go to Omicron Persei 8 and beg for the horn, which Lrrr is reluctant to admit to
having. He and Nd-Nd are having relationship problems, as Nd-Nd fell in love with a much
more sensitive man. She gives him his horn back, but Bender lets it slip that the horn is
not the reproductive organ, prompting Lrrr to want to take Fry's 'lower horn'. Leela
suggests a romantic dinner in the mountains instead. The couple still don't get along at
dinner, and Leela's rendition of 'I Will Always Love You' does little to help. They
decide to take the lower horn, but Bigfoot interrupts. The Park Ranger wants to
tranquilize him and take his feet, but Lrrr doesn't let him out of sympathy, and decides
that taking Fry's horn would be little better. Nd-Nd is pleased to have her sensitive
husband back, and they make out. The crew retreat to a safe 500m distance.
Quotes:
Professor: Don't tell me you actually believe in Bigfoot, you blathering ninny hammer! Fry: Of course I do! Bigfoot's my hero. Growing up, he was the celebrity I most identified with. Zoidberg: Wh-y? Fry: 'Cause he was a loner who hated the popular monsters, yet longed to be one. Zoidberg: I can so relate to that. (cries and hugs Leela) Leela: Ugh, enough emotions! This isn't a fat camp for God's sake. Though you wouldn't know it from looking.
Sal: Have yous ever seens Bigfeet? Park: Technically, no. But I do see him each night in my dreams and each day in the silent faces of hairy children. Professor: Bunk! Bunk I say! Bring me a bag full of Bigfoot's droppings or shut up! Park: I have the droppings of someone who saw Bigfoot. Professor: Shut up!
Leela: Someone should tell him. Fry: Tell me what? Leela: Nothing. Zoidberg: Well, I have a lot of experience telling patients bad news, so let me break it to him gently. (He grabs and shakes Fry) Fry, you have no nose! Your nose is gone! You have no nose on your face! Where it is I can't say, but on your face it's not!
Fry: We have to track down my nose before some alien snarfs it and does the worm. Who's in? Leela: Me, and Bender, and maybe Zoidberg, if he feels like it. Zoidberg: No, I'm good.
Bender: Yo, highness! Uh, just out of robo-curiosity, why would you use a guy's nose for an aphrodisiac instead of his,you know ...wing dang doodle? Lrrr: But I thought the horn was the human, uh, wing dang doodle? Bender: No sir-ee! The main event, so to speak, is downstairs, near the wallet. Ever seen soccer players line up to block a free kick? They ain't covering their noses, I'll tell ya that much. Well, seeya!
Lrrr: Mmm, this jerked chicken is good! I think I'll have Fry's lower horn jerked. Bender: It's used to it! Whoo!
Seen Around the Future
Signs:
Duraflame National Forest
Galactic Bazaar - Offering Legal Items, etc.
The Beast With Two Bucks - $1.99 Sex Shoppe
The movie is called 'Bigfoot - Endangered Mystery!', and was made in MMCMLXII (2962), most rights reserved.
Part of Canada is highilghted as the 'Pacific Northwest'
Satellites seen by Amy and Leela:
Enjoy Bachelor Chow!
Drink Shiz!
Top Quality Exercycle For Sale
Bender serves 'Monsieur Carton' wine, which is 'for external use only'.
The crew are on a camping trip in the Bigfoot Reserve. Fry is desperate to believe that
Bigfoot exists. When everyone goes to sleep, Bender stays outside, and, wanting to get
into Fry's tent, pretends to be bigfoot to lure him out. Fry wanders into the woods,
where he is abducted by a flying saucer. The next day, he goes back to the campsite to
discover that he has no nose. Back at PE, the crew watch a TV report about alien poachers
stealing 'human horn', which is used as an aphrodisiac. Bender, Leela and Fry go to an
alien sex shop to try and track down the nose, and are shown a tape of Lrrr buying it.
They go to Omicron Persei 8 and beg for the horn, which Lrrr is reluctant to admit to
having. He and Nd-Nd are having relationship problems, as Nd-Nd fell in love with a much
more sensitive man. She gives him his horn back, but Bender lets it slip that the horn is
not the reproductive organ, prompting Lrrr to want to take Fry's 'lower horn'. Leela
suggests a romantic dinner in the mountains instead. The couple still don't get along at
dinner, and Leela's rendition of 'I Will Always Love You' does little to help. They
decide to take the lower horn, but Bigfoot interrupts. The Park Ranger wants to
tranquilize him and take his feet, but Lrrr doesn't let him out of sympathy, and decides
that taking Fry's horn would be little better. Nd-Nd is pleased to have her sensitive
husband back, and they make out. The crew retreat to a safe 500m distance.