It's Xmas and everyone is locking up to block out Robot Santa. The crew must make a delivery to his death fortress on Neptune, and they decide to put a stop to him once and for all. Leela tries to destroy him with a logical paradox, but it doesn't work. They run away, but Santa grabs their ship. The engine melts him into the ice, trapping him. Bender decides to take over his position, but people are too terrified of him for him to give any of them presents. He gives up and dumps the toys. The police arrest him for being Santa. He is found guilty and sentenced to death by electromagnets. Meanwhile, Fry and Leela go back to Neptune to retrieve the real Santa and prove Bender's innocence. The fumes from the toy factory melt the ice, and Fry and Leela run away. Santa secretly comes with them. As the crew try and pretend to be Santa to rescue Bender, the real Santa comes and sets him free. They go on a rampage, and the PE crew are brought together by their fear. Santa throws Bender out and threatens to kill him if he ever tricks him again.
Quotes:
Linda: In what has become a winter tradition, members of the Zarlon 7 Polar Bear Club today took the plunge into a river of liguid ammonia.
(The screen shows some people jumping into river and not coming up) Morbo: There were no survivors. Linda: (laughs) Takes all kinds.
Leela: Hold it Santa! (Bender covers his ears and sings) Consider this: you are programmed to destroy the naughty, but many of those you destroy are in fact nice. I submit to you, that you are in fact naughty, and that, logically, you must destroy yourself.
(Santa's head explodes, then comes back again) Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox absorbing crumple zones.
Fry: Ah, bathtub eggnog. Just the way grandma used to drink! Ew! It went sour! Zoidberg: Can't I have a scented bath in peace?
Leela: Remember Professor, Bender is Santa, so you don't need to hurt him, right? Professor: Yes, yes, yes, you sound like a broken MP3.
(Bender falls through the chimney) Bender: Ho, ho-(The Professor shoots him) Leela: Professor! Don't you remember what I told you? Professor: NO!!
Robot: Hey, Santa! When you see the robot devil, tell 'em I'm a comin'. Bender: (walks over to the next cell) Hey, that guy said to tell you that- Robot devil: I heard him!
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If you are taller than this, prepare to die!
Electric Fence - Now with Shockolin
Famous Original Ray's Superior Court
Stattica Robot Penitentiary - Two death rows, no waiting
MagnExecUtioner
The Professor's Xmas lights say 'Tresspassers will be Shot'
Santa lives on the North Pole of Neptune
KwaanzaBot gives out books saying 'What the hell is Kwanza?'
Random numbers generated by the Magnexecutioner:
3,12,3,15,-8,27,6,18,32,47,91,32,0. If there's any significance to this, I can't work it out.
It's Xmas and everyone is locking up to block out Robot Santa. The crew must make a delivery to his death fortress on Neptune, and they decide to put a stop to him once and for all. Leela tries to destroy him with a logical paradox, but it doesn't work. They run away, but Santa grabs their ship. The engine melts him into the ice, trapping him. Bender decides to take over his position, but people are too terrified of him for him to give any of them presents. He gives up and dumps the toys. The police arrest him for being Santa. He is found guilty and sentenced to death by electromagnets. Meanwhile, Fry and Leela go back to Neptune to retrieve the real Santa and prove Bender's innocence. The fumes from the toy factory melt the ice, and Fry and Leela run away. Santa secretly comes with them. As the crew try and pretend to be Santa to rescue Bender, the real Santa comes and sets him free. They go on a rampage, and the PE crew are brought together by their fear. Santa throws Bender out and threatens to kill him if he ever tricks him again.