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Time Keeps on Slippin'

Bubblegum

The Harlem Globetrotters come to Earth and challenge anyone to a game of basketball. The Professor accepts and plans to make some atomic supermen to beat them. He makes them, but they are just babies, so he sends his crew to the tempest nebula to gather chronotons which will speed up time. Fry, meanwhile, is trying to get Leela to go out with him, but she keeps putting him off. They feed the chronotons to the babies, who grow into supermen. During the game, time starts to skip randomly foward, and the Professor loses his fifth man. Fry takes on the challenge, and they lose the match after a time skip. Time starts skipping foward more and more often and for longer. Bubblegum of the Globetrotters helps them solve the problem. Fry is still trying to ask out Leela, who is slowly growing more used to the idea. Bubblegum has a theory that moving some stars might divery the chronotons that are causing the skips. After a lot of skips, he and the Professor get a grant for all the money in the world and build an enourmous gravity pump. Fry has learnt how to drive the ship and use the pump to impress Leela. The plan fails. They must cause the galaxy to implode to stop the chronotons. Meanwhile, Fry and Leela find themselves suddenly married after a skip, and Leela thinks Fry tricked her. They skip to their divorce. Fry thinks he will never know what he did to make Leela love him, but, leaving the galaxy to implode, he sees that he wrote her a message in the stars. It is sucked into a black hole, and Leela never saw it.

Quotes:

Professor: We'll need to speed up their growth with time particles, called chronotons.
Bender: Aren't those the particles that destroyed an entire civiliz-
Professor: Good news everyone! You're off to the tempest nebula to gather chronotons.

Leela: Here you go. Hot off the nebula.
Professor: None too soon. While you were gone, the trotters held a news conference to announce that I was a jive sucker.

Bubblegum: Who dares laugh at the gestures of dunk? We came to terrify and humiliate you, not tickle your funny bones! Watch as I embarrass your civilization by passing the ball to Curly Joe, only to have it remain in my hands with elastic! Hahahahaha.

Professor: We seem to be lurching forward randomly in time, like a needle skipping on a record player!
Amy: What's causing it? Is it my outfit?

Leela: I don't know what you did Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mammas.
Hermes: I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this day.
Professor: Enough about your promiscuous mother Hermes. We have bigger problems.

Linda: Time continues to skip forward randomly, details at 11-(time skip) ...This is the news at 11. The mysterious and unexplained-(time skip) ...Turning to entertainment news, teen singer 'Wendy' might just be the latest-(time jump) ...won 3 Grammy's last night-(time jump) ...was found dead in her bathtub.

Seen Around the Future

Sign:
Central Park Lake - Body dumping sign-up sheet

The proposal says 'Bad ass gravity pump proposal', and the check is for $All of Earth's Money and 00/100'

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