Professor: We'll need to speed up their growth with time particles, called chronotons.
Bender: Aren't those the particles that destroyed an entire civiliz-
Professor: Good news everyone! You're off to the tempest nebula to gather chronotons.
Leela: Here you go. Hot off the nebula.
Professor: None too soon. While you were gone, the trotters held a news conference to announce that I was a jive sucker.
Bubblegum: Who dares laugh at the gestures of dunk? We came to terrify and humiliate you, not tickle your funny bones! Watch as I embarrass your civilization by passing the ball to Curly Joe, only to have it remain in my hands with elastic! Hahahahaha.
Professor: We seem to be lurching forward randomly in time, like a needle skipping on a record player!
Amy: What's causing it? Is it my outfit?
Leela: I don't know what you did Fry, but once again, you screwed up! Now all the planets are gonna start cracking wise about our mammas.
Hermes: I'm just glad my fat, ugly mama isn't alive to see this day.
Professor: Enough about your promiscuous mother Hermes. We have bigger problems.
Linda: Time continues to skip forward randomly, details at 11-(time skip) ...This is the news at 11. The mysterious and unexplained-(time skip) ...Turning to entertainment news, teen singer 'Wendy' might just be the latest-(time jump) ...won 3 Grammy's last night-(time jump) ...was found dead in her bathtub.
Seen Around the Future
Sign:
Central Park Lake - Body dumping sign-up sheet
The proposal says 'Bad ass gravity pump proposal', and the check is for $All of Earth's Money and 00/100'
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