"Oh, sure! Let's keep the perverts in the army"
-Hawkeye
I curse you and your turnip in the name of Shaboom! May your goat milk curdle and your desert grow dry!
Counter
Trapper: "Klinger's not a pervert!"  Margaret: "How do you know? " Trapper: "Because I'm one, and he's never at the meetings!" For Want of a Boot