"You two are tops when it comes to being Nuts!" -Klinger in For Want of a Boot
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Sidney Freedman to Klinger: "You're a tribute to man's endurance. A monument to hope in size twelve pumps. I hope you do get out soon. There'll be a battalion of men in hoop skirts right behind you."
War of Nerves
 
May Shaboom be praised! Many blessings be upon you and your goat! Now I must pack!
Thank you Sirs and Ma'ams! Now as a parting gift, here are my links to other websites, better than R&R in Tokyo!
Klinger: "I am Zoltan, King of the Gypsies!" Potter: "Klinger, how can you be king of the gypsies when you're Lebanese?"  Klinger: "Good question. I was stolen from the gypsies by two ruthless Lebanese peasants who brought me up as their own flesh and blood."  -Hawkeye Get Your Gun